Shannon
@smilum.bsky.social
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Honkers bonkers.
Well, yeah, I'd love to meet you wherever these are.
9 days ago
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I flew too close to the sun here.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Idc. I'm going to have fun watching the greatest tight end of all time play for my team today! Let's fucking go❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
about 1 month ago
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Did Brady just say, "I know he's pissed off?" 🤣
about 1 month ago
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Chiefs out. Entering my hater era.
about 1 month ago
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Get out you dirty fucking bitch
about 1 month ago
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about 2 months ago
INTO THE SUN
add a skeleton here at some point
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Strawberry banana is the worst flavor combo. It had to be said.
about 2 months ago
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Just found out I'm the age where if I see someone working on a commercial building, I want to stop and say, "what are they puttin in there?"
about 2 months ago
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In the Midwest we call it by it's full Christian name, Ross Dress For Less.
about 2 months ago
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Emily Kristen
2 months ago
lol what do you MEAN we won
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🙏🙏🙏
2 months ago
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KAREEM❤️
2 months ago
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premium goblin
2 months ago
relatable
add a skeleton here at some point
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I wish every NFL announcer would get off Jawaan Taylor's dick.
2 months ago
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MFR
2 months ago
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Ok I was acting wild.
3 months ago
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COTY idc idc idc
3 months ago
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Andy Reid has elephant nuts.
3 months ago
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Did they sincerely just put up Rashee's arrest record in a graphic? I hate this league sometimes.
3 months ago
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I like Joe Buck's Pussy-Bow Pink lipgloss.
3 months ago
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WHY WAS THAT RAT ON TV?!
3 months ago
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Cats are always acting scorned when they haven't been at all scorned.
3 months ago
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Just decided how I want my will read
3 months ago
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I guess I just hopped on to complain about football which i simultaneously also live for.
3 months ago
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I do not like the background chime sounds on the broadcast.
3 months ago
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I didn't like her calling him "Todd" instead of Coach Bowles.
3 months ago
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Man, baseball is such a beautiful game.
3 months ago
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"What radicalized you?" The Dollar General deodorant alarm.
3 months ago
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This is how man your siblings can get you. I don't even smoke!
3 months ago
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Shaq was right about the gas.
3 months ago
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I love this version of our team where we are playing with some urgency that's not chaos.
3 months ago
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premium goblin
3 months ago
WE DONT WANT YOU HERE
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?! SMDFTB, BUTKER.
3 months ago
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FUCK YESSSSSSSSS
3 months ago
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Collinsworth can make me hate him within 3 minutes of kickoff.
3 months ago
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Bill Barnwell
4 months ago
Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other
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My team may have lost the week but at least I get to see Nick Sirianni get dog walked.
4 months ago
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Man I just feel disappointed.
4 months ago
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Let's talk about the kicker.
4 months ago
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Kareem looked like he was fired out of a gun.
4 months ago
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Heard a lot of "CHIEEEEEEEFS" after "home of the...".
4 months ago
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It's not obnoxious enough to just be vegan. I'm going to start calling fruit "Nature's Candy".
4 months ago
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Matt Gorecki
4 months ago
Citizen, your microwave with Hot Pocket/Not Hot Pocket Technology knows you are trying to circumvent intellectual property law by selecting the chimichanga setting. Please remain seated while we dispatch a reeducation officer.
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Just saw a big toe sized spider on my truck. My long and storied spider pestilence continues.
4 months ago
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Am I alone in thinking that it's insane that Pete Davidson is performing for the dudes that killed his dad?
4 months ago
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Love driving any highway in Kansas City never knowing how many tires I'll make it home with!
4 months ago
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I guess this is my Saturday.
4 months ago
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Link to cancel-
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https://help.disneyplus.com/article/disneyplus-cancel#cancelsub
4 months ago
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Andy
4 months ago
Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.
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