Just a reminder I also wrote a book about witches only every one of them is queer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔮⚡️

Oh nooo the internet is out guess I can’t work

Cover reveal! WITCHES OF THE WHEEL arrives 9/22. Pre-order wherever you buy books. ⚡️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥃🫧🔮

“Spanish fly—a toxin derived from blister beetles—was a common ingredient in love potions, producing a warm, fuzzy feeling caused by inflammation. At a high enough dose, the toxin could kill.”

Looking for the witchiest bookstores in Boston. Suggestions?

need more to read during #WomenInHorrorMonth? check out the books, presses & authors we've highlighted at DIS/MEMBER! from Q&As with writers incl. @sydboll.bsky.social @gracedalyauthor.bsky.social @sillysyntax.bsky.social & @pickyourpotions.bsky.social ... www.dis-member.com/interview-i-...

When you’re looking for a horror movie to watch and “Melania” pops up.

Hey, Vampires at Sea is a finalist for the Foreword Indies! Yay for gay books!

For this month’s post in The Cauldron, I wrote about the history of magic

I wrote a little something about the history of magic, from Mesopotamia to Wicca ⚡️ open.substack.com/pub/lindsaym...

Tonight, tonight! There will be drinks, a costume contest, and burlesque!

Tonight! Join @pickyourpotions.bsky.social, me, and a couple of VAMPIRES AT SEA at the Head and the Hand books, 6:30. www.eventbrite.com/e/sexy-fun-w...

Philly friends, you’re invited to H&H on Tuesday for an evening of queer joy and slutty emotional vampire nonsense 🛳️🌊 🩸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💋🔥 www.eventbrite.com/e/sexy-fun-w...

I’m so excited for this!

We're so excited to be hosting @pickyourpotions.bsky.social on 1/14 at 7pm. VAMPIRES AT SEA is a smutty queer horror comedy, and it was one of Katie's favorite reads last year. Come meet Lindsay and hear more about the book as she discusses it with fellow horror author @sonorataylor.bsky.social .

Thank you @necessaryfiction.com for letting me do this review. Such a great read, and so fun to write about. Love @pickyourpotions.bsky.social 's work!

What a ghoul wants, what a ghoul needs

“At once monumentally self-absorbed and keenly observant – the better to identify suitable targets for consumption and/or sex – Rebekah is a delightful point-of-view character. She swans through the world, convinced that she is an object of envy and lust wherever she goes…”

DC friends, are we looking for some grown-up fun on Halloween? Vamp up and head over to Politics and Prose and watch me in conversation with @verakurian.bsky.social re: my smutty horror-comedy novella, VAMPIRES AT SEA! I will be taking audience questions and signing books!

“There’s a voice in my head constantly reporting on how I’m fat and lazy, an idiot and a failure – things I wouldn’t even say to my worst enemy. I’ve analyzed that voice, deconstructed its tone, rejected its choice of words. I’ve argued, I’ve dismissed it. But the voice persists.”

My piece on writing Vampires at Sea is out in Necessary Fiction!

My interview in @electricliterature.com with absolute QUEEN @chelseagsummers.bsky.social re: my novella VAMPIRES AT SEA has arrived! “I’m interested in the vampire as a sex symbol who exists on the edge of creepy and thirst trap.”

If you read Vampires at Sea, or would consider reading a horror-comedy about emotional vampires on a queer cruise, these drink recipes are for you. The Lilitu mocktail is my favorite. Cheers!

the only vampire-movie ranking you need this Halloween is Rebekah's, via @pickyourpotions.bsky.social for DIS/MEMBER. your perfect aperitif before VAMPIRES AT SEA! www.dis-member.com/fiction-rebe...

This was so fun! My first podcast interview re: Vampires at Sea!

So honored to find Vampires at Sea on this list! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🩸🛳️🌊💋🍆

Ep. 371A is here! Lindsay Merbaum stops by to talk about VAMPIRES AT SEA, a seductive horror-comedy about a pair of chic emotional vampires from San Francisco vacationing– and feeding– on a queer cruise of the Black Sea. @pickyourpotions.bsky.social turnthepage.blubrry.net/2025/10/09/t...

Rebekah, the eternally sexy emotional vampire and narrator of my book VAMPIRES AT SEA, which launched yesterday, will answer your sex and relationship questions at Politics and Prose in DC on Halloween! Reply with questions or dm me to stay anonymous! You don’t have to attend to submit a question!

Build your @spookyseason TBR with these #horror new releases: @emotrophywife.bsky.social @markwaddell.bsky.social @jennykiefer.com @angelaslatter.bsky.social @johnhornor.bsky.social @christaqua.bsky.social @emanquotah.bsky.social @kaychronister.bsky.social @pickyourpotions.bsky.social

Events, events! Vampires at Sea events! Come see me in MI, Chicago, NYC, and DC! For more: www.lmerbaum.com/events

San Francisco kinksters: @bayareareporter.bsky.social thinks you should read my book about SF-based emotional vampires on a queer cruise! 🛳️🌊💔💋🍆🩸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

The more savage these reviews get, the more I want to read Elizabeth Gilbert’s new memoir.

Vampires at Sea is smutty and super queer, and now it’s a @libraryreads.bsky.social October bonus fiction pick! 😱🛳️🌊🩸🍆♥️💋🏳️‍⚧️

Kirkus Review BEST INDIE BOOKS of September includes Chasing Moonflowers! #bestof #tbr #booklist #gothic #writingcommunity #historicalfantasy #horror www.kirkusreviews.com/book-lists/b...

I don’t mourn evil. I grieve the violence and hatred, but the loss of a fascist is not a loss.

Enjoying this read so much. @thelincoln.bsky.social is hilarious!

Just here for the rumors

Oh my gods VAMPIRES AT SEA comes out in just SIX weeks. Brace yourselves for some unbridled narcissism! 🩸🛳️🌊💋🖤😂🍆💔🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s menopause

new on DIS/MEMBER: Rebekah the Emotional Vampire, star of @pickyourpotions.bsky.social's upcoming VAMPIRES AT SEA, is back with a highly subjective list! www.dis-member.com/fiction-rebe...

“Sometimes I can see a story before it happens. But it’s never the story I want to see.” Ariel Gore, Rehearsals for Dying

I am in shock. My silly sexy VAMPIRES AT SEA got a shoutout from LitHub! Pinch me! lithub.com/our-33-most-...

I’m looking suggestions/leads on 1-3 fabulous drag performers in Philly for a possible bookstore event! #phillysky

Rebekah the queer emotional vampire and star of VAMPIRES AT SEA has some advice for your sexy summer shenanigans.

This was so much fun to write. As was VAMPIRES AT SEA! Setting sail 10/7 from Creature Publishing.

My emotional vampire narrator from VAMPIRES AT SEA offers essential advice for making your travel orgies a success 🩸💋🍆🌸💦 Cheers to summer! @deeholloway.bsky.social

If you’re watching the 💩 cruise doc on Netflix, you might like my forthcoming novella VAMPIRES AT SEA where emotional vampires go on a queer cruise around the Black Sea. Cheers!

I wrote a thing about gods and Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Hello! I’m a queer, witchy, perimenopausal author and educator from the Flint area and I’m hosting a meetup for like-minded witches this coming Saturday, June 28, at 2 pm at Crazy Wisdom in Ann Arbor. Come say hi! And play games, wear a name tag, the whole shebang. See you then! #michigansky

I have a feeling this is going to be delicious