Kristi Noem is a worthless cunt.

Executing every billionaire is the only way to survive.

Every last ICE agent deserves to get shot in the face.

I hope he gets shot right in the fucking face on live television.

Everyone involved with January 6th should have been executed.

The illegal invasion and occupation of Venezuela is more about distracting from the Epstein files than oil, bit it’s also about the oil.

You know trump’s post about Rob Reiner is beyond the pale because he offended the delicate sensibilities of… *checks notes* James Woods.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social we want a fucking ceiling.

@schumer.senate.gov you’re snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, you dumb fuck. Chuck Schumer?! More like Cuck Schumer.

I might give up atheism so I can believe in a hell for Dick Cheney to burn in. Good riddance. I hope it hurt.

The moon landing is real. Kim Kardashians ass is fake. In fact, the entire Kardashian family is a government conspiracy.

Kash Patel when he finds out who Dylan Roof is.

Someone wants to declare martial law. He has his marty, now he just needs a patsy to take the fall. #charliekirk

Charlie Kirk was just another conservative hypocrite

The shooter tried to shoot Charlie Kirk in the face, but…

I wish Thomas Crooks was as good with a rifle as whoever shot Charlie Kirk.

Ashli Babbit was a malignant twat who deserved to get shot.

Using an American flag as a hood ornament for your shitbox Ram 2500 that you get DUIIs in is more disrespectful than burning it.

Welcome to Trump Burger! Today’s special is exclusively for leopards. It’s the My Face Burger served with fries and a shake! #leopardsatemyface #irony #fafo

It’s time for some Blue States to consider secession or joining Canada.

The craziest thing about the #sydneysweeny ad campaign is trump being in the #epsteinfiles

Good riddance. I hope it hurt.

Trump is on Epstein’s list and Thomas Crooks was a patsy.

@mayorkwilson.bsky.social when you acquiesce to trump, he just keeps on threatening you. Stand up to him and fight. He’s just going to find another way to take federal funds if you give in. Don’t be a coward. www.koin.com/news/politic...

Some would say this post is ableist, and it kind of is, but anyone supporting the gestapo is beyond redemption and undeserving of any sort of high-road treatment.

It’s difficult to feel patriotic for a country that celebrates its birthday by torturing neurodivergent people and animals. The Fourth of July is a stupid holiday.

Don’t look away from Gaza

This Fourth of July, practice fire safety by shooting all fireworks directly up your ass.

Out: Software as a service. In: Ransomware as a product.

Sending oh-nos and anyways.

This dude is going to be hard to catch. He can just paint a tunnel on a wall and run right through it.

Apparently Hulk Hogan is at death’s door, or dead already. Sending oh nos and anyways.

@tinakotek.bsky.social I didn’t vote for you to simp for billionaires. There’s no “burden” for the wealthy that compares to the burden poor folk bear when raising pre-k kids. Get your fucking head screwed on right.

How long until Republicans just dress like cops and murder their opponents? Last night. That’s how long. “…upon arriving found a police vehicle with lights on in her driveway. A man that appeared to be an officer was on the scee and when confronted, fired upon law enforcement.”

Remember that time in the 90s, when we dabbled with bringing back swing, and the we were like ‘fuck that’ and forgot about it? Can we do that with wars between nations? That war looks as dumb on Israel as that zoot suit did on gen x.

Stick is giving big Lasso energy #stick #appletv+

@mcuban.bsky.social thinks the biggest problem with BlueSky is that there’s no one to own the libs. I think he’s actually one of Bluesky’s biggest problems. There’s no real altruism in billionaires and I suspect he has an eye on monetizing (enshitifying) the platform in the future.

I wonder how elon knew trump was in the epstein files. It’s almost like he has firsthand knowledge.

@npr.org and @steveinskeep.bsky.social, perhaps you should ask guests where they stand on defunding your platform prior to hosting them. If they support defunding public broadcasting, or officials who do, maybe DON’T FUCKING HOST THEM. JFC!

Birds of a feather yada yada. In this case the birds are chicken-hawks.

@councilorkanal.bsky.social it’s only a matter of time before patriot prayer and proud boys start identifying themselves as ICE and assault their perceived enemies. Having ICE in our city is a danger to all Portlanders.

Taking healthcare from old people in the middle of the night is the most ghoulish shit ever, right?

Half a trillion taken from Medicare? What the actual fuck? Trump wants us to watch our grandparents die.

James Comey is two-faced so it makes sense that his face gets eaten by the leopards twice.

Happy #caturday from Earl to all the cat folks! #cat #catsofbluesky #greycat #russianblue

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