'After all, the word "Crash" and standing in a metal box designed to whiz customers between floors, do not make the greatest of bedfellows.'

We will tend it, we will spend it

Native British Animals you say?

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

On Saturday, March 7th Jello Biafra suffered a hemorrhagic stroke caused by high blood pressure. 

As per Jello:

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

John Wu's Twelve Angry Men

Now waiting for a biography of Genghis Kahn called "On the naughty steppe".

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

I. Fucking. Hate. Teams.

Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot

Describe your politics with one gif.

"A friend who bullies us is no longer a friend."

Okay which is the best John Carpenter and why is it The Thing?

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

I see tango hitler was wearing the cap he got with his Team America stick-on missile control console.

I still miss Vincent Hanna. (No not that one.)

Hannah Spencer's acceptance speech moved me in a way no-one from my own party has done since John Smith died. I'm not crying you're crying.

'Johnny Disco'

BBC are missing the point talking about Burnham. He may still have lost. Personality isn't always the key, but they're desperate for a story arc.

It's nicely petard-y that nazis fail to realise that mobilising working class white votes with fear and lies, where they are concentrated, also mobilises _all_ ethnicities in diverse communities. Fuck off out of our cities, basically. Lies only work when the truth isn't right in front of you.

Crikey Greens to win in Manchester with what looks like a big turnout for a by-election. Seems like the diverse wards in Gorton, Levenshulme and Longsight outvoted the shit out of the smattering of Nazis and the people they have deluded.

I'm no semiotician but...

omg i think Aha(!) just finally added dark mode for roadmaps -- bloody developer one has had it for ages cos they're so cool.

Death by line extension.

No product people wanted (yet) 😿

control panel of the day #HCI

So, Noah, ark, species in pairs. Gen. 1: normal family stuff. Gen. 2: instant inbreeding. Gen. 3: God only knows. ...

Chemtrails at last. I'm so happy for the nutjob crowd.

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

Yep. The cycle is: attract people with glamour and vice, generate kompromat, add them to the 'resource' pool, use them to draw in more, etc. In cancer terms it's stage four.

A local fox for @TrinaNeale , for your #FoxOfTheDay today . Do you have a local fox visiting ?

Product UAT = "What if one of the monkeys stopped trying to write Shakespeare and started playing with the app?"

Vendredi 😃

Look at the search bar. That's nice. Not seen that before but it's so obvious. Aren't designers clever.

The tabloids have a lot to answer for, but 'Now He's Sweating' is pretty good.

“if stung by another man’s bee, one must calculate the extent of the injury, but also, if one swatted it in the process, subtract the replacement value of the bee”