Love it. I love my whole name and its origin 🥹

Well now that I'm here!

Who all seen the leprechaun say YEEEEEAH! (Which Shirt should I get for the Bar Crawl?)

I’m so happy that I could provide you with so much clarity. I aim for my love readings to trigger more introspection. I see you 🤍

No but seriously I will eat a version of chicken pot pie we call chicken and biscuits. It's basically the same thing except the crust is biscuit dough and there's no crust on the bottom. It really is a texture thing for me. The biscuit CANNOT be soggy.

A. Sorry sister but sit down and 2. Nope. I don't want soggy flour balls in my mouth 🤮

Good morning. I've decided to get fine today.

I lost the charger to my rose

Reskeet y'all's go to GIF.

I just signed up for a fucking St. Pattys Day Bar Crawl. LAWD DON'T LET ME DIE (YALL know imma be themed out 🤭)

I showed my braider the patch yall 😩😩😩

I am going to walk to get my steps in right up to Publix for some wine

Pokémon trainer

HELLO

Hello! 3 or 9 and I wanna be in the middle BOF TIMES!!!!! (The way I'm trying to push row 2 off the plane tho)

FELT.

I see the vision

Every day 😩

that’s fine. *puts on the last dragon tshirt*

Yall. I gotta show my braider the patch I ripped out my head before my appointment next week to see if she can do something with it

This made me scream 😭😭😭😭

This is my first time grilling beef spare ribs so I'm trying to decide how I want to season them 🤔

10 me. Jane and Quinta >>>>

"Thirst trap" makes it sound like I didn't want to be there. Shit. Trap me.

Cunt. Cake.

I just wanna be on somebody's patio with a margarita in hand and chips and salsa on the side. That will now cost me about $700

Lmao that is the whole brick of cheese!!!!!

Cunt cake is just sooooo good

Yall taking health advice from a nigga who said sperm was supposed to be green……

Making sure I still got it

Never said you were, sweet pea. I'm just confused as to why people wasting energy arguing with someone who believes in a fake doctor whose practices have led to so many deaths.

I wanna get into it so bad! I also wanna wear Jane Fonda outfits when I do it!!!!

DR. SEBI????????

COME ON CUNT CAKE!!!!

I unblocked for a second to see something and-- just LOOK. 😭😭😭 "I'm not stupid." "I read Dr. Sebi."

It's gonna be 70° today so I'm grilling!

for my new post, i'm chatting about work and nihilism! (+ a sprinkle of absurdism, because i wouldn't be me without it. ☺️) give it a read! maxineayawrites.com/blog/2025post10

So I had a love reading with @zoraslovechild.bsky.social I encourage anyone seeking clarity to give it a try. I cried. Like a fuckin baby. Not in a broken way but a confirmation of someone finally seeing me. My heart. Some of it was also really hard to listen to. The confrontation of my flaws.

Good morning y'all

Bring back slapping people upside the head for saying stupid shit

I know that’s tf right push ups nigga! With your emotionally intelligent ass!

Wtf?!

You need to delete your account you freaky frog a** n*gga. This is insane thing to type to someone you don’t know.

Everything I wanna make, I'm out of one ingredient so I guess I should just starve tonight.

i'm finally a fashionable trend?! at long last!

Some of y'all act like you've never seen/had dick, pussy, ass and tits before and you're 36! It's so cringey when I log in. I think that's why I left here the first time.

Finna upload a 3 min video expressing my disgust for yall begging for pics.