a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

Post a banger that’s not in English

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

I know this is corny to say but this is the real America, man. This is what it’s all about. This is what those freaks are trying to destroy & we won’t let them

CHOTINER: She’s 35 years older than you. NY POST EDITOR: Yeah. Yes. CHOTINER: But you call her your second cousin once removed. NY POST EDITOR: I mean, yes, because that’s - that’s technically… CHOTINER: And you don’t think that’s weird. NY POST EDITOR: I just, uh, listen, can we start over?

CHOTINER: You came back in time to father the savior of the human race. KYLE REESE: I know how it sounds. CHOTINER: And there’s a robot chasing you who “will not stop, ever, until you are dead.” KYLE REESE: Yeah, that’s - wait. Are YOU a Terminator? CHOTINER: Can we go off-record for a second?

Pete Hegseth is also running the mission “Operation Every Night Hammered”

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

We are currently clean on OPSEC

You can never be too careful so just remember to check your mirrors and look both ways and check your mirrors again when you back that azz up

Tim Walz says he’d love to hear more about Pikachu and then sits down and asks a series of gently probing questions that somehow expand your own understanding of Pikachu