Quebec plates on a semi. That is someone with no concept of lane discipline or truck limits.

The Republicans!

We’re talkin' ‘bout Taft?

$3.999 at noon. I’m afraid to see what the prices are like on the other side of the border.

$3.949.

Back to $3.899, and non-Costco stations have blown past the $4 mark to $4.199.

Saw a poster at the lab for the Lansing curling club. Their rink is in Jackson. I would fix that.

$3.869. Either the markets think they know something or demand is dropping faster than supply (which, given how quiet the Costco gas bar was on the weekend, is possible).

Back to $3.899. Didn’t see that coming.

Ginger grad school friend posted photos from a costume shop on Facebook and I really wish she were on a platform where I could roast her for her role-play choices based on the pics without scandalizing her friends and family.

Still $3.919 at Costco, but a local Mobil was at $4.049 when we went out to dinner earlier.

$3.919. Looks like we’re Zeno's Paradoxing our way to $4.

$3.899

It was still $3.599 this morning. Now it’s $3.799.

@jan-murray.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky. Transgender women are women. Deal with it.

Held for a week. Now it’s $3.599.

Overture followed by a musical number showcasing one of the leads.

They’re Florsheims? His magic shoes are fucking Florsheims? Christ, as if his little humiliation ritual couldn’t be more embarrassing. My runners are worth more than those.

Stumbled onto this on YouTube and I think @jerkwheatery.bsky.social might have an Aussie cousin in the front row.

Save big money at Menards!

20:50, 3/9: $3.549.

Anybody want Hunter S. Thompson's '73 Caprice?

08:00, 3/9: $3.499.

There used to be a restaurant in Toronto called Ginsberg and Wong's that was a combo Jewish deli and Chinese food place. Ginsberg's was the Chinese half of the menu and Wong's the deli.

$3.399.

$3.299 now.

Our oldest texted from home while we were waiting. Sounds like we made the right decision.

Hanging out in a parking ramp waiting for the warned storm to pass to avoid risking hail damage. A few minutes ago it was raining heavily with a strong wind from the east. Now it’s pouring and howling from the west. Is that bad?

Correction: Since Tuesday morning. $2.949 then, $3.249 now.

Gas prices here are up 30 cents a gallon just since Monday and 50 overall.

Fuck no.

I once cut my tongue on a French fry.

That’s what they get for fucking sheep. (PLEASE NOTE: This is a joke referencing McGill University's rivalry chant, “Queen's fucks sheep.” Canadian university sports are not without their traditions.)

Trade Matthews. After the Olympics they should be able to fleece some MAGA owner and the fans won’t complain.

Gen X/Millennials watching this administration try to derp its way into another wasteful and corrupt war in the Middle East

"Democrats in disarray?" What is this, the New York Times?

It's been one week since my brother got his hip replaced, and I had to use all my willpower not to send him this gif:

He wanted to deny women the right to an education and make them completely subservient to men, and he thought that gay people should be put to death. I don't know why anyone is sad about him getting killed. But anyway enough about Charlie Kirk. What's this Iran thing?

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

I should just go ahead and add Tom Barrett's contact information to my phone, shouldn’t I?

20-odd NHL stars, their agents, marketing consultants, and teams really watching it all get thrown down the drain just to get a chance to facetime with an 80-year-old pedophile and drink one beer with 5-foot-6 bug-eyed Cybertruck enthusiast

Wow, three accounts each following tens of thousands of people and posting the exact same thing at the same time. Shocking.

My late uncle would’ve raised his remaining hand in agreement.

Woke up to a couple of inches of unexpected snow. Cleared the driveway and gave a hand and a spare shovel to the new-immigrant neighbors who got caught off-guard and were trying to clear theirs with a garden spade. I'd call that a good morning.

Burger King onion rings. They should have an asterisk next to the word “onion.”

Lady Macbeth:

Got a three-piece walleye dinner from Culver's to share with my wife. We have a full piece left over and it was still way too much.

Shout out to this idiot Doordasher who not only thought it was appropriate to park in the van-accessible handicap spot at Culver’s but also to yell “I don’t care!” and blow kisses at the people calling him out on it.