Not gonna say more, but: USCIS staff in Troy are very friendly and still seem to be of the belief that their job is to help people.

Subtly downgrade a band Bachman-Turner Automatic

What movie do you consider perfect?

Hard Core Logo

SE Michigan friends: Smokehouse 52 in Chelsea is worth a trip. The brisket, pork, and sausage were all really good, the pit beans were outstanding, the slaw and potato salad were solid, and the corn bread was Jiffy (complimentary – you could do a lot worse and it’s within sight of Jiffy's mill).

Just got email from the Culver's Deliciousness Council reading "The Lemonade Activity is now available!" and I'm concerned.

@slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov What are you doing?

Somebody chalked a circle-A on the sidewalk outside the dining hall I’m in and I’m waiting for university staff to show up with a power washer.

Well, I didn’t have that on my bingo card.

One of these days Amaury Guichon is going to make a fully functional chocolate replica of himself and show us his answer to the “would you fuck your clone” question

Went to ihop drunk at 4am and asked them to make the pancakes Evil. Maybe one of the best escapades I’ve Ever been on LMFAOOOOO

“Here Comes The Rain Again” is not the song I’d be playing in this scenario.

Trying not to say too much here, but this did seem like the most likely scenario from the start.

Homicide: Life on the Street

Not a shirt I expected to get recognized at Costco, to be honest.

Fuck yeah, Costco.

[Australian punter klaxon sounds]

Really wish our local ABC affiliate would get back on DirecTV so I could watch both games in one app (or, heaven forbid, on the set-top box).

Forget that. I want the Frederick Douglass/Thomas Jefferson movie.

Watching old videos on Apple Music. Mike Score's hair walked so that Keith Flint's could run.

Curriculum night at the high school tonight. I’d forgotten that the kid’s English teacher has a sign with a quote from Woody Hayes in his room. White on green. With a modern-era Spartan logo.

My sister-in-law got a cameo from Kevin McDonald of The Kids In The Hall for my brother’s birthday and I’m really hoping he did it in character as Sir Simon Milligan.

Couldn’t watch the game here, but I guess it’s not too late for this:

gamblers ripping up their Trump or Giuliani bet slips as CNN announces Elon Musk has died from complications during a routine chest-weirdening surgery

The Roger Moore movies are by far the most fun.

Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title: Tom Clancy's Neuromancer

Stick this straight in my veins.

Just got the announcement of the next USPAS (US Particle Accelerator School) and apparently it’s in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Not sure whose idea that was.

My wife, asking the important questions: “Why go to Europe? They should play a game in Alaska. If it’s good enough for Pitbull it should be good enough for them [the NCAA].”

My wife's working on a new quilt and just realized she missed a row.

Haven’t watched much NASCAR this year, but the paint job on the 43 is resplendent.

Had lunch at Cracker Barrel. Fuck the haters.

You’ll never guess what party he belongs to…

@hulcricket.bsky.social Thought of you at work today, as we were discussing if "Deep Vein Trombosis" or "Tromboneitis" would be a better name for a ska band.

I thought they were overreacting but yeah I just saw the new Cracker Barrel logo and maybe the new rebrand really did miss the mark

Post a non-religious photo (gif) you think is holy

Man! I Feel Like A Woman Nobody Does It Better You Oughta Know Too Late Think Mandinka

Rock And Roll Is Fat And Ugly, 54-40, from "A Tribute to Hard Core Logo."

New? Either a blacked-out Range Rover or a Bentley Continental. Classic? '87 Regal Limited Turbo-T – faster than the Grand National, almost as rare and almost as fast as the GNX, and a complete sleeper.

Important new development on the “Is you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?” front:

The peameal bacon sandwich from Carousel Bakery in Toronto's St. Lawrence Market. (My apologies, @cdbarker.bsky.social; I should’ve thought of that while you were in Toronto.)

Lovermen

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve closed down an urgent care center and made the radiologist stay late because I sprained something I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. But it is weird that it’s happened twice.

Marginally Below Average White Band

Patti Lupone

Has anybody here bought a car through Carvana or similar? We may have to replace my wife's car and the local pickings are slim.

There are some days that are just made for cooking up a nice meal from scratch…and then there are days like today where throwing a take-and-bake burrito bowl from Costco in the oven wins out.

My wife: Okay, we’re going to run out for a few things. Me: Have fun. Our daughter, heading for the door: MEIJEERRRRR!