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Nice guy. Tries hard. Loves the game.
Quebec plates on a semi. That is someone with no concept of lane discipline or truck limits.
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1 day ago
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The Republicans!
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Sister of candidate for top Michigan office says sheâs 'truly evil' â Lansing State Journal
The race for the Republican secretary of state nomination is widely viewed as up for grabs ahead of the party's endorsement convention Saturday.
https://apple.news/ADqsDTn5UQNSnikL6ndNXVQ
2 days ago
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Weâre talkin' âbout Taft?
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3 days ago
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$3.999 at noon. Iâm afraid to see what the prices are like on the other side of the border.
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3 days ago
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$3.949.
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4 days ago
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Back to $3.899, and non-Costco stations have blown past the $4 mark to $4.199.
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4 days ago
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Saw a poster at the lab for the Lansing curling club. Their rink is in Jackson. I would fix that.
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5 days ago
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$3.869. Either the markets think they know something or demand is dropping faster than supply (which, given how quiet the Costco gas bar was on the weekend, is possible).
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6 days ago
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Abhorrent Abby
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Back to $3.899. Didnât see that coming.
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8 days ago
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Ginger grad school friend posted photos from a costume shop on Facebook and I really wish she were on a platform where I could roast her for her role-play choices based on the pics without scandalizing her friends and family.
8 days ago
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Still $3.919 at Costco, but a local Mobil was at $4.049 when we went out to dinner earlier.
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8 days ago
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$3.919. Looks like weâre Zeno's Paradoxing our way to $4.
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9 days ago
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$3.899
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9 days ago
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It was still $3.599 this morning. Now itâs $3.799.
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10 days ago
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@jan-murray.bsky.social
Welcome to Bluesky. Transgender women are women. Deal with it.
11 days ago
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Held for a week. Now itâs $3.599.
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11 days ago
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Overture followed by a musical number showcasing one of the leads.
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13 days ago
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Theyâre Florsheims? His magic shoes are fucking Florsheims? Christ, as if his little humiliation ritual couldnât be more embarrassing. My runners are worth more than those.
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17 days ago
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Stumbled onto this on YouTube and I think
@jerkwheatery.bsky.social
might have an Aussie cousin in the front row.
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The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love live Sydney (27/2/2026)
YouTube video by Nick Rodriguez
https://youtu.be/QPTlQhLs_lo?si=xzffJonl06WQOv8t
18 days ago
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Save big money at Menards!
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19 days ago
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20:50, 3/9: $3.549.
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19 days ago
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Anybody want Hunter S. Thompson's '73 Caprice?
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https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6573423
20 days ago
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08:00, 3/9: $3.499.
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20 days ago
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There used to be a restaurant in Toronto called Ginsberg and Wong's that was a combo Jewish deli and Chinese food place. Ginsberg's was the Chinese half of the menu and Wong's the deli.
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20 days ago
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$3.399.
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21 days ago
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$3.299 now.
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22 days ago
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Our oldest texted from home while we were waiting. Sounds like we made the right decision.
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22 days ago
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Hanging out in a parking ramp waiting for the warned storm to pass to avoid risking hail damage. A few minutes ago it was raining heavily with a strong wind from the east. Now itâs pouring and howling from the west. Is that bad?
22 days ago
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Correction: Since Tuesday morning. $2.949 then, $3.249 now.
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23 days ago
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Gas prices here are up 30 cents a gallon just since Monday and 50 overall.
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23 days ago
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Fuck no.
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25 days ago
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I once cut my tongue on a French fry.
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25 days ago
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25 days ago
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Thatâs what they get for fucking sheep. (PLEASE NOTE: This is a joke referencing McGill University's rivalry chant, âQueen's fucks sheep.â Canadian university sports are not without their traditions.)
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26 days ago
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Trade Matthews. After the Olympics they should be able to fleece some MAGA owner and the fans wonât complain.
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26 days ago
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Vernors Herzog
27 days ago
Gen X/Millennials watching this administration try to derp its way into another wasteful and corrupt war in the Middle East
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"Democrats in disarray?" What is this, the New York Times?
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27 days ago
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It's been one week since my brother got his hip replaced, and I had to use all my willpower not to send him this gif:
28 days ago
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Clare Boothe Luce broke Roald Dahl's dick
28 days ago
He wanted to deny women the right to an education and make them completely subservient to men, and he thought that gay people should be put to death. I don't know why anyone is sad about him getting killed. But anyway enough about Charlie Kirk. What's this Iran thing?
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Andrew Lawrence
29 days ago
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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I should just go ahead and add Tom Barrett's contact information to my phone, shouldnât I?
29 days ago
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âłatt
about 1 month ago
20-odd NHL stars, their agents, marketing consultants, and teams really watching it all get thrown down the drain just to get a chance to facetime with an 80-year-old pedophile and drink one beer with 5-foot-6 bug-eyed Cybertruck enthusiast
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Wow, three accounts each following tens of thousands of people and posting the exact same thing at the same time. Shocking.
about 1 month ago
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My late uncle wouldâve raised his remaining hand in agreement.
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about 1 month ago
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Woke up to a couple of inches of unexpected snow. Cleared the driveway and gave a hand and a spare shovel to the new-immigrant neighbors who got caught off-guard and were trying to clear theirs with a garden spade. I'd call that a good morning.
about 1 month ago
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Burger King onion rings. They should have an asterisk next to the word âonion.â
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about 1 month ago
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Lady Macbeth:
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about 1 month ago
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Got a three-piece walleye dinner from Culver's to share with my wife. We have a full piece left over and it was still way too much.
about 1 month ago
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Shout out to this idiot Doordasher who not only thought it was appropriate to park in the van-accessible handicap spot at Culverâs but also to yell âI donât care!â and blow kisses at the people calling him out on it.
about 1 month ago
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