Having your Thanksgiving in October is the new market inefficiency, the Blue Jays get extra days to negotiate while America is asleep

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

That sound you hear is thousands of posters rushing to be the first person to put this side by side with the picture of The Rock in the black turtleneck

My "Popular With Friends" tab is entirely made up of Zohran hype so I think I've curated my follows properly

When mom is on a work call and there's a second human available but fuck that guy

Watching the Yankees get mollywhopped

Happy Hades 2 day for all who celebrate

Now that we're into September, let's take a look at season-long hitter Process values to see who's been adding the most value, and how they've done it. First, here's the overall leaderboard. Juan Soto is our most valuable contributor with the bat, followed by Judge and Ohtani (Judge is #1 per pitch)

There's no way the MLB scriptwriters have Judge hitting #45 and 47 tonight, right? That's just jumping the shark at that point

Hey completely unrelated but remember when the Yankees eulogized Kissinger? x.com/yankees/stat...

OK so it's probably not going to help, but having watched Senger hit I know it cannot possibly hurt. Also, @snytv.bsky.social start posting over here!

Come watch me be totally chill about Jonah Tong's debut!

Trying so hard to be chill about Nolan McLean but my general reaction is: lol. lmao.

Was playing in a cornhole league last night and two of my teammates are Phillies fans so this was us after every Mets run crossed the plate

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Getting a lot of use out of this image since mid-June

Last year Sean Manaea turned into a workhorse and borderline ace once he changed his arm slot. This year, well....

Hayden Senger makes me nostalgic for a time when pitchers hit

10 strikeouts on 12 outs so far in this NYM/WSH game. Both of these lineups are so cooked.

Seeing Eric Chavez hitting himself with the massage gun in the dugout as the Mets hit every single ball on the ground is just so, so funny. No notes.

Kodai Senga is allowing a 100% zCON on 4 of the 5 pitch types he's thrown in the zone tonight and a 93% zCON overall. It's really tough to be an effective pitcher if you can't get away with throwing any of your pitches in the zone.

I've been on a major Jimmy Eat World kick lately and Clarity Bleed American Futures Chase This Light Invented is such an insane run of albums. So many bangers, so few skips for a solid 11 years of albums.

Is that a threat

Surely it won't get worse than this with the Brewers and Yankees up next for the Mets

Since June 15th, Tyrone Taylor, Mark Vientos, Pete Alonso, Francisco Lindor, Jeff McNeil, and Francisco Alvarez have been worth a combined 0.0 fWAR

Brice Turang has played 13 career reg season games against the Mets (he's played more games against 12 other teams) and he has more SB against the Mets than any other team and he's hit more home runs against the Mets than any other team (3-way tie with the Nats and Reds)

I know a bases empty situation hates to see Juan Soto coming

Juan Soto hitting that ball:

With RISP, the Mets hit: .193 on ground balls (29th in baseball) .643 on line drives (30th in baseball) .255 on fly balls (9th in baseball)

Do you think Eric Chavez is more upset that none of the Mets ground balls are finding holes or that the Mets hit the ball in the air twice like losers

One thing that I love about the Mets is that each season is expertly crafted to be as annoying/infuriating/depressing as possible but for completely different reasons every year.

Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria. Just about any part of the song will do the trick

Is this a threat

Love that Luis Robert Jr gained 2 mph of swing speed out of nowhere and hits a HR or steals a bag every day like he's begging someone to get him out of Chicago

Wow they suspended him for gambling mid at bat

Your newest Met: (I do not know the source of the image, but it's always made me laugh.)

I'm being told that hitting ground balls all the time still sucks in GABP unfortunately

Today is the day Gregory Soto truly became a Met

Love when it's the 3rd inning and I'm already eager to see the ump scorecard tomorrow

I love when Tater is in play mode and I'm just going about my day. I'm minding my own business, doing the dishes, but little do I know I'm about to be attacked by Batdog

I had been cautiously optimistic heading into Fantastic Four but... man that was thoroughly underwhelming. The most disappointing part is that I think they botched so much of the casting and that's usually something Marvel always nails.

Reposting this for absolutely no reason

I'd want more money from the employer that's about to ruin my career

The pitching was obviously going to come back to earth but the bats were also supposed to be better and only the bad regression has happened

The Mets are in the midst of the slowest of slow motion car crashes and yeah they could right the ship at literally any point but we're nearly 4 months into the offense being disappointing at this point.

If anyone needs to know my vibe as a fantasy baseball manager, I traded Nick Kurtz for Michael King in early May and then Michael King immediately went down for three months because *he slept funny*

I finally got my hands on a Switch 2 and I'm of the opinion that we're spending way too much time on the Epstein files stuff and not enough time prosecuting the inventor of the blue shell

Come hang out on Playback and watch the All Star Game with the Pitcher List community!

I really love that dozens and dozens of college/high school players who put up Ty Cobb-esque slash lines in school are getting drafted today without a hope and/or prayer of even having Ty Wiggington's career. Baseball is such an insanely difficult sport even compared to other professional sports.