if God was real I'd be a beautiful lesbian instead of a fat ugly bald chud

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twitter having daily post limits is insane how does anyone even use that dogshit site anymore

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Heading to the function and immediately falling asleep

This app is ran by people like this

This should bring down the government. Like, this afternoon.

person who just referenced something old: lol I guess I just dated myself guy who's really into selfcest: you just 👀👀👀 what 👀👀👀👀👀

ino is easily the most underrated sorcerer in jjk

everybody was kung fu fighting except this one guy who was doing muay thai to feel different

Jon Bernthal is a moron

what do they do at the party when the cracked out uncle leaves like does everyone just awkwardly stand around or does the energy get passed to the baldest person who can take crazy bumps to the head

it breaks my heart that she doesn't hate me

ableton is for people who want to spend 3 hours mixing and mastering, fl is for people who actually want to finish a track

being straight but choosing to star in gay porn is a level of bag chasing most of us will never reach

I wish the world was woke enough that I could go around using she/her pronouns and being considered a girl even tho I'm a fat bald bearded chud but alas we're in the world where u get misgendered and hate crimes even if u pass

2026 and I'm still hearing about "sapnap"

whatever man

it's siscon saturday guys can you believe it

i feel like theres something inherently embarrasing about posting about your fetish when it requires two or more people because its inevitable that you'll just be posting "me and who👀👀👀👀👀" all the time to no response so honestly its probably best to get really into humping your mattress or something

GUESS WHO PASSED ALL HIS BEND TESTS

kicked out of the bar 3 times, call me Kim Kardashian

The Group peaked early with I Love You So, no matter how much heat they drop it just can't be beat I fear

she a 4 out of ten but the pussy Fantastic

I used to put a limiter on my master when I was a Boy. but I'm a Grown Man now.

honestly my biggest leap in music production skill as of late has just been letting shit fuckin clip

I would rather your minecraft mod have a shitty MSPaint cover image than some ai bullshit. if ur gonna use ai for the art then I'm just gonna assume your mod is dogshit.

looking to become a breedable little twink slutpuppy within the next week. does anyone have any methods.

an oldie but a goodie

it's so crazy to me that freemasons just don't do shit like people used to say like that's the Illuminati meanwhile it's just a "no girls allowed" club

need a girl who's kind of a loser but also showers. like how I'm a loser but I also shower.

[talking real slow & loud to aliens that have just exited their UFO on my front lawn] DO YOU GUYS HAVE FARTS ON YOUR PLANET? [turning to my cat] i dont think these guys understand a word im saying

palm reader: this will be a summer of love. wear crop tops. let old lovers go my friend: aw ok ty!! PR: (to me) do not go through with your plan to rob the mormon soda shop me: how did you PR: you will go down in a blaze of hot lead and plate glass me: (aside) pay her no mind. eyes on payday

those in glass houses should get a new house because living in a glass house is a bad idea - the third little pig

IAN SINCLAIR AS THE ENGLISH VOICE OF SHIBA IM BEGGING YOU

THE KAGURABACHI ANIME JUST GOT ANNOUNCED

"Indian burn my shaft, kid" is a Yumi quote I think about way too often

how different would have breaking bad gone if skyler gave walt a wicked wristy instead of that limp half-assed "handjob"

its crazy that all it takes from a hamburger to go to a cheeseburger is a single slice of cheese like thats not that different but its like a whole seperate category of burger now

melt

I need her so bad

anyone who calls themselves a "boy mom" should have their kid/s taken away I'm so serious

if I'm paying even a dollar for a service I shouldn't be subjected to so much as a single ad

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

aw man not the fuckin horde of ravenous beasts again I was right in the middle of lunch fuck this

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women