I'm like Chihiro Rokuhira except instead of looking at my scar in the mirror every morning to start every day with fresh hatred I just scroll reddit

I've abandoned my dream of becoming a woman because women make less money and I'm a bag chaser above all else

Petard hoisting contest

wild to be aware of how during many of my cherished childhood memories, jd vance was out there somewhere, about the same age, dismantling squirrels or torturing songbirds or whatever

my part of the soundtrack is now available on my bandcamp kauloversace.bandcamp.com/album/night-...

did most of the soundtrack for this #yurijam2025 game, check it out⬇️ treegravy.itch.io/night-of-ete...

does anyone want to send me $2 million. i have bad intentions

"male socialization" should be taken with a grain of salt bc I've been male for the entirety of my roughly 2 decades on this earth and I still can't even pull off the Guy Nod

u will never catch me falling for fediverse propaganda

Maki got Yuta pregnant #mpreg #truthbomb

tigers are much more dangerous than lions #deplatformshen #shenisoverparty #cancelshen #sendshentocatschool #moron

if you hate trans men I hate you

knights trying to make out but their helmets just clank together

get yourself a girl who leaves butt crack sweat whenever she gets up from a chair

"graped" "unalive" I'll fucking unalive you in front of your entire family and then grape the corpse how about that huh

listening to the radio in Sons of the Forest is a strange experience bc you'll just be vibing and then you'll hear some bullshit like "I was a newbie on the doobie now I'm paranoid" and have to do a double take

looking to become a breedable little twink slutpuppy within the next week. does anyone have any methods.

I'm like if a beautiful butch lesbian wasn't any of those things and was a weird bald dude instead

stephen miller pointing a gun at the ceo of pantone adn saying "i knwo youll make the right choice"

most of the time when someone is "ugly" it's literally just bc they don't know how to groom and style themselves right. no girl you aren't irredeemably chopped you just look like minecraft steve because your bangs don't suit your face at all

one day Takeru Hokazono is gonna be considered one of the greats, I'm sure of that

I wanna do cute romantic stuff with someone some day but I'm genuinely so chopped that imagining it feels like being blasted with Ugly Bastard stuff

sprite from a can is just wrong why are you removing it from its natural habitat (soda fountain)

Big Food perfectly designing grated parmesan to have clumps just big enough to stop it from going through the little holes so u have to open the big gaping cheese orifice and dump it on your meal

Quentin Tarantino thinks that Paul Dano is a weak actor bc he thinks acting is when you say the n word a bunch and lick women's feet

kinda funny to me that Europeans all seem to be under the impression that every American eats like a mukbang youtuber when in reality a good portion of the country can barely even afford to eat normal meals

sydney sweeney verifiably voted for trump and is probably super racist but it's stupid to think that jean ad was anything but a joke about her big boobs especially since that's literally her only selling point

My eyes are up here *points to the heavens*

how hard is it gonna be to find a partner who doesn't drink or do drugs but also isn't a weird puritan about it

i support glowing magnetic clit racoon tgirl and her quest of body modification but I'm gonna be honest those glowing tats look like shit it's like a toddler drew them

they call it the Fediverse because you'd have to be a fucking Fed to use that mastodon shit

I don't condone behavior

magical gender-swap! is out now everywhere youtube: youtu.be/tlgBj2045Fs bandcamp: kauloversace.bandcamp.com/track/magica... spotify / deezer / apple music: share.amuse.io/KY9qnRU9TR5s

how it feels when my friends reply with “lol” instead of “lmao” in the group chat

wtf is "we are charlie kirk" even supposed to mean

me prepping a perfect plate just to ruin it with my dogshit ass weld

took this hard ass image yesterday

I don't think Italians should time travel. I think when they do it they're reinforcing colonialism.

I want the next few chapters to be nothing but her using up all the states

there are other islands. people get that, right? like, Epstein didnt get caught and then the most wealthy and powerful men on earth just went cold-turkey on being pedos

Bud Light? More like: hey BUD, you're the LIGHT of my life ❤️

the lion does not concern himself with anything really it's been a while since he's been able to truly care about anything and he just kinda puts on a performance because people expect him to have strong feelings about certain things when really he's just kinda resigned to the ups and downs of life

bought the King James Bible and it doesn't mention LeBron even once??? I feel scammed

Pepsi is better than Coke bc they don't run dogshit AI ads to my knowledge

I wish the government shutdown worked like the purge

can never talk abt my feelings with anyone because it requires 2 decades worth of traumatic backstory to explain why I'm sad at this exact moment

i've only been in a group where i fit in once in my life between 2021 and 2022 and then i got too depressed to belong anymore