Hi 🥺

Bearmon Bearmon Bearmon!!! #Digimon

can I get some help in here? #monochromemonday

Ok I’ll bite for monochrome this week

My thighs are so fuckin sore 😖

every now and then i think about the cameo from Plane Jane i got where she said "thin lipped lazy susan will sneak up on you at night and piss on you, but you'd probably like that"

I’m really glad other people have the audacity to say what I’m thinking in the comment sections

🫧🐯

Eeepy 😮‍💨

It’s official! I have autism because my mom took Tylenol during pregnancy 😞

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

f you see this, QTP with your favourite Water-Type Pokémon 💧💦

Let’s give it up for tummy Tuesday ✌🏽

chewsday???

It’s Monday my dudes

I have this theory that pets that fart learn it from their parents

Warm shower on a rainy day

Finding out what was on the bullet casings was NOT on my bingo card OwO

Anyway, here’s a picture of my cat Carrot

It’s Sunday, scary

Thick Thursday if it's a thing

All I do is post selfies so here’s another one

My body is a machine that turns *cats* into *kissed cats*

A bad photo of me but I liked the way my chest looked

A bad photo of me but I liked the way my chest looked

Tummy Tuesday 😌

In need of cuddles asap

forgot to post this here 😌

my cat laid on my work computer yesterday and i just found out i sent multiple messages to a 150 person chat on accident 😅

Sometimes I rub my legs together like I’m a little cricket because it feels good

w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Some old lesbian couple told me “It’s nice to see family while traveling,” meaning my gay ass, and I cried after

Me + chest

My friend bought me a new tarot deck over the weekend so I did a reading for them with it and accidentally caused them to spiral

I unfortunately didn’t have a little edible before my flight this morning

Thickem Thursday or something

Also happy humpday or whatever

I’m awake but at what cost

The belly…

Sunday scaries

Sunday scaries

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If you ever really want to get to know someone ask them if they ran to lunch in grade school

I often suffer from irony poisoning