While I thank you for not cutting them on the bus, why are you cutting your fingernails at the bus stop?

new undies 🙇🏼‍♂️

Not sure how my cat is going to pay me back this $700 she made me spend for her to be told she has a lil tummy ache

Time for a change.

Good morning 🌞

I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died

King of Swords

happy fat day from my fat to yours

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I’ll give it to conspiracy theorists that they have some cool world building

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His name is Bleu Cheese

Happy Halloween! 🐈‍⬛🧡 [ #cuteart #halloween ]

my music taste is feminine vocals

Tuesday is for tummies

Anyway, here’s a tummy on this Tuesday

I fell asleep at 7pm so I’m wide awake at 4am

Shinra believes that these so-called No Kings rallies are funded by the terrorist group AVALANCHE...

who up stroganoff their beef

I’ve come to enjoy the feeling of sore muscles after workouts 😌

Dental hygienist accidentally dropped she has 3-day orgies for Halloween, queen behavior

Missed my bus stop filling out my performance review so now I’m going to be late 🙂

I was going through my photos and I literally do not remember ever taking this…

Realizing your own insecurities make you think badly of people you like is a hard pill to swallow sometimes

Sunday snuggles?

I've learned I don't completely suck at MTG and enjoy it

Fluffy

Good morning here’s another headless torso photo for the collection

Have you ever considered

It’s not a fat cock but it’s a fat something

Hi people in my phone 👋🏼

Megabonk Fox, I love you, sorry I put you through Desert Tier 3 nobody deserves that 😞..

This is my son and my only son

In desperate need of rubs

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It’s Friday my dudes

Hi 🥺

Bearmon Bearmon Bearmon!!! #Digimon

can I get some help in here? #monochromemonday

every now and then i think about the cameo from Plane Jane i got where she said "thin lipped lazy susan will sneak up on you at night and piss on you, but you'd probably like that"

I’m really glad other people have the audacity to say what I’m thinking in the comment sections

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It’s official! I have autism because my mom took Tylenol during pregnancy 😞

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.