Me spending money on a skincare regime: Self care :) Me tearing the dead skin off my lips like there’s a cash money prize underneath: S̵̞̈́̒ė̴̬̮l̶͍̋͒f̶̢̫͒́ ̷̰̂́c̷͌͊ͅą̴͍̄r̶̞̍e̴̫͉̅́

(derogatory)

i will probably watch it but i'd be more keen to see Toy Story 5 if Woody had had an upper bleph and Buzz had done Ozempic and they were both visibly clinging to youth like the rest of hollywood. maybe the dinosaur one has lost the light in his eyes and we know it's from the allegations

Your friend's birthday is coming up and you're not gonna have a card ready unless you BUY A BUNCH AND KEEP THEM IN YOUR CHAOS DRAWER lauramipsum.bigcartel.com/product/4-pa...

this guy was everywhere in the 90s and now he just doesn't get cast in movies any more. this post came to me in a dream and that is why it's bad.

what are y'all gonna do when Waluigi Wangione shows up

Your friend's birthday is coming up and you're not gonna have a card ready unless you BUY A BUNCH AND KEEP THEM IN YOUR CHAOS DRAWER lauramipsum.bigcartel.com/product/4-pa...

kicked out of the criterion closet for farting

how it feels to respond to a voice note with a text

Hollywood: stop the fake noses! Fake noses aren’t immersive! They are distracting! I’m not like ‘oh thank god they altered the nose NOW I believe. NOW I can truly understand the film. I would NOT have known that was meant to be Bob Dylan I would have been LOST’

Lots of NEW prints available over on www.lauramipsumart.co.uk if you’re in need of a wee treat 🖤

Nosfera2 D-2

Has anyone had a good experience with acquiring a mentor in the creative/arts sector? Not sure how to go about finding one or what the various benefits might be, but could use some guidance.

About to lay my 2024 out on a slab for an Art year in review round-up email. Sign up here if that's the kind of thing you want for yourself. dashboard.mailerlite.com/forms/851642...

Things escalate quickly in Essex.

Trying to explain to my cat that advent calendars/ the twelve days of Christmas are for humans and I really don’t need a daily delivery of dead mice and pigeons but I appreciate the thought and effort

whenever I can't solve a set on Connections I think 'ah! American Sports!', just jam together all the weird words, and lo, it is always American Sports

after 40 long years Tintin has finally evolved into Goldgold

you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! ȳ̸͚̝̻͌o̸͖̬͍̽̇̿u̸̹̘͇̇͌ ̶͉̪̽͂̀b̷̛̞̫̩̾̄ë̶̳͉̥́͝ṱ̷̊t̵͓̭͑e̸̹̦͊́r̵̨͇͙͌ ̸̞̙̃͝ņ̶̨͈̑͆o̴̗͆t̴̜͑͊̾ ̶̣̣̈͘s̵̺̎h̷͔̆́ͅȍ̴̯̥u̶̝̔̈͜ṯ̵̡̾!̴̺̫̾͠

Feel like there should be a Jedi to Sith meter based on how evil the facial hair you give Cal is. You just can’t be a good guy and have a soul patch

what are y'all gonna do when Waluigi Wangione shows up

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

every man is guilty of man's laughter

bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve

same as it ever was

Lori Petty in TANK GIRL (1995) dir. Rachel Talalay #FilmSky 🎥

i am going to cook and eat paddington the bear

Body horror but with off-brand Colin the Caterpillars

Ringu Starr costume, the Beatles drummer crawling out of a television with long wet hair

Just throwing some of my collage art out into the void. No I will never cut a straight line, where’s the fun in that??? #womensart #collage #artsky

why is no one in the UK making/selling cheesy popcorn? why must I suffer because of our cowardice

Any horror films about lil black cats?? #filmsky #catsky

William Friedkin directed The Exorcist, after The French Connection. The man showed how diverse he can be by making films like Cruising, To Live And Die In LA, Bug, Sorcerer, Killer Joe, even Blue Chips with Shaq. Filmsky 📽️

Have one of those transparent shower screens which needs squeegeeing after each use so I’ve coined this experience as Naked Goblin Window Cleaner

is there a feed for pictures of the sky in the Isle of Skye shown on Sky news because we could call it SkySkyeskysky