I might even not even

more anxious to be alone, than to be mistress of the subject

if you can’t handle me at my marianne you don’t deserve me at my elinor

the tallest boys stand in awe of you

two turntables and a xylophone (where it’s at circa 1992 in preschool play area)

chillin in the old cheddar fort

murder the government

it begins…

goodnight bangers, i gotta mash

like pooping

i gonna clear out my backlog. yeah. i’m constipated

one way that deepthroating is like swimming is that you should probably wait 30 minutes after a big meal before doing it

can’t keep my eyes off the bassist in this

strutting big thighed neon light woman from ELO’s don’t bring me down video

every hair on my body is begging me to pull and pick and pluck at it

nietzsche’s chinese, baby

gimme a werthering heights original

i’m gonna ooga booga myself

disheveled but like emotionally

the snoopy apple watch face is perhaps the greatest invention of the millennium

Do good things come to those who yearn?

Tiny little text etched into her neck It said "Jesus lived and died for all your sins" She's got blue black ink and it's scratched into her lower back Says "Damn right, He'll rise again" Yeah, damn right, she'll rise again

My perhaps hottest transition take is we should discourage drinking during transition like we do smoking tobacco. Not because drinking necessarily impeded the effects (I’m no doctor), but definitely because it’s worth facing the terrors sober and emerging from them stronger and more self defined.

don’t hang around once the promise breaks or you’ll be there when the next one’s made

"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is" Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score

what do you mean you fucked Drew Mate

girl breakfast

this weekend you should invite someone you love to your house and cook a meal for the both of you😤

you’re giving giving

it's go fuck yourself wednesdays tell someone to go fuck themself

hey everyone don’t forget to charge your puppies

love is dumb but im dumber

somehow and somewhere

me after sneaking into the kevin orgy: wow i’m in seventh kevin

i pet my cat so well i made a girl cry

why can’t i have the trauma that makes you horny

i’m so lonesome whippoorwill coded

by movie logic it is sort of implied that Denis Nedry fucked that dinosaur

most people don’t know that LL Bean stands for Lesbian Lesbian Bean

i don’t know how to S P E double hockey sticks

this is the hockey team from H E double hockey sticks

me and what me and when

thanks for the rice… oh and the sex

who’s the sick fuck that programmed wall-e to yearn

i like to call him charlie jerk

less depressed and more horny and wondering which way that correlation travels

i saw the tv show