hey everyone don’t forget to charge your puppies

love is dumb but im dumber

somehow and somewhere

me after sneaking into the kevin orgy: wow i’m in seventh kevin

i pet my cat so well i made a girl cry

why can’t i have the trauma that makes you horny

i’m so lonesome whippoorwill coded

by movie logic it is sort of implied that Denis Nedry fucked that dinosaur

most people don’t know that LL Bean stands for Lesbian Lesbian Bean

i don’t know how to S P E double hockey sticks

this is the hockey team from H E double hockey sticks

me and what me and when

thanks for the rice… oh and the sex

who’s the sick fuck that programmed wall-e to yearn

i like to call him charlie jerk

less depressed and more horny and wondering which way that correlation travels

i saw the tv show

we must be responsible with our whimsy

i’m not a milf the science isn’t there yet

there’s two types of girls: milkers and creamers

i leave a white and turbid wake pal

trans and fixed

my head aches from giving head

you all made me gay i hope you’re happy

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

my tooth hurts

i think i’m going to suggest to the day staff that hanging plastic candy canes that look exactly like real ones on the xmas tree in a children’s psychiatric unit is not a good idea

twenty one republots

ace combat wings of steve. just getting that outta the way

im not allowed to say faggot because i was probably not as severely bullied as some other gay people. problematic bullying gap

horror games be like here’s a gramophone so you know things are creepy

looking for my dream gilv (girl i’d like to vape)

the days i get to pluck the one inch hair that grows out of my forehead overnight tend to be good ones

pat her nobs elevate her is that anything

there is a marked increase in this quarters yearnings

i don’t have a funny boner in my body

too content to be funny

i don’t want a waifu i want a white foo

i’d like to be happy. that would fix me

mom said it’s my turn with the serotonin

this interlude was over

this album will always be there for me

just saw someone shortening probably to probly instead of probs or prolly and now i’m mad at everyone again

i know there’s someone out there who has vaped their estradiol and i just wanna ask; how was it, would you recommend?

which came first the tympole or the tim pool

you live you learn yes but unfortunately also you live you don’t learn

is llama pronounced yama?