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I might even not even
about 16 hours ago
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more anxious to be alone, than to be mistress of the subject
3 days ago
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if you can’t handle me at my marianne you don’t deserve me at my elinor
4 days ago
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Moby Dick
6 days ago
the tallest boys stand in awe of you
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two turntables and a xylophone (where it’s at circa 1992 in preschool play area)
6 days ago
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chillin in the old cheddar fort
8 days ago
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murder the government
8 days ago
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cartoon dog gf
10 days ago
it begins…
add a skeleton here at some point
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goodnight bangers, i gotta mash
13 days ago
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like pooping
14 days ago
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i gonna clear out my backlog. yeah. i’m constipated
14 days ago
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one way that deepthroating is like swimming is that you should probably wait 30 minutes after a big meal before doing it
14 days ago
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can’t keep my eyes off the bassist in this
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Siouxsie And The Banshees - Happy House (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SiouxsieBansheesVEVO
https://youtu.be/amR6-neQBPE?si=5Dbtze7RNaAOPy0k
15 days ago
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strutting big thighed neon light woman from ELO’s don’t bring me down video
15 days ago
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every hair on my body is begging me to pull and pick and pluck at it
16 days ago
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nietzsche’s chinese, baby
16 days ago
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gimme a werthering heights original
16 days ago
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i’m gonna ooga booga myself
16 days ago
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disheveled but like emotionally
17 days ago
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the snoopy apple watch face is perhaps the greatest invention of the millennium
17 days ago
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youtu.be/gotB5q-uqLk?...
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How to Start an F-16 (Bully in the Alley Remix)
YouTube video by Cinema History
https://youtu.be/gotB5q-uqLk?si=53mvNNczcUPFGvHy
18 days ago
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Sasha
19 days ago
Do good things come to those who yearn?
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Tiny little text etched into her neck It said "Jesus lived and died for all your sins" She's got blue black ink and it's scratched into her lower back Says "Damn right, He'll rise again" Yeah, damn right, she'll rise again
20 days ago
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The Loch Ness Monster
20 days ago
My perhaps hottest transition take is we should discourage drinking during transition like we do smoking tobacco. Not because drinking necessarily impeded the effects (I’m no doctor), but definitely because it’s worth facing the terrors sober and emerging from them stronger and more self defined.
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don’t hang around once the promise breaks or you’ll be there when the next one’s made
20 days ago
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CJ Fogler
22 days ago
"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is" Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
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Jess, Girl Kisser, Kitty Petter, Shadowheart Wifer 💖🌈
about 1 month ago
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what do you mean you fucked Drew Mate
24 days ago
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girl breakfast
24 days ago
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yaoi gagarin
25 days ago
this weekend you should invite someone you love to your house and cook a meal for the both of you😤
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you’re giving giving
25 days ago
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ara fornever
25 days ago
it's go fuck yourself wednesdays tell someone to go fuck themself
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hey everyone don’t forget to charge your puppies
about 1 month ago
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ara fornever
about 1 month ago
love is dumb but im dumber
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Moby Dick
about 1 month ago
somehow and somewhere
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me after sneaking into the kevin orgy: wow i’m in seventh kevin
about 1 month ago
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i pet my cat so well i made a girl cry
about 1 month ago
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why can’t i have the trauma that makes you horny
about 1 month ago
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i’m so lonesome whippoorwill coded
about 1 month ago
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by movie logic it is sort of implied that Denis Nedry fucked that dinosaur
about 1 month ago
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most people don’t know that LL Bean stands for Lesbian Lesbian Bean
about 1 month ago
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i don’t know how to S P E double hockey sticks
about 1 month ago
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this is the hockey team from H E double hockey sticks
about 1 month ago
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me and what me and when
about 1 month ago
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thanks for the rice… oh and the sex
about 1 month ago
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who’s the sick fuck that programmed wall-e to yearn
about 1 month ago
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i like to call him charlie jerk
about 2 months ago
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less depressed and more horny and wondering which way that correlation travels
about 2 months ago
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ara fornever
about 2 months ago
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i saw the tv show
about 2 months ago
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