part of me wants to embrace cringe and start doing gacha life shit but part of me also knows that gacha life did a collab with one of the two people in my past that causes me great anxiety whenever they're even tangentially brought up so. y'know. urge to create vs. urge to protect my peace

gender euphoria caused by the low gruff voice i get when i have tonsillitis

if dj hero were released right now it'd be going insane crazy. we'd be bumping that shit everywhere. some of the mixes in those games are fucking BONKERS good

i don't believe in the big bang. not because i'm anti-science, but because i'm staunchly prudish and thus do not believe that anything in our universe should be banging

dude can you fucking grow up and play fucking googoo babies with me

being acespike is so fun. i love experiencing the Annual Dose of Surprise Attraction

again i KNOW that fuyuhiko is almost certainly gonna die in sdr2x2 but that will not stop me from rooting for him regardless. if fuyuhiko kuzuryuu has no fans then i am no longer on this earth

i hate seeing people being like "i love thick people, i love chubby people" and then they see someone with any sort of fat around their midsection and they start throwing up and crying. grow the fuck up fat doesn't just accumulate on your ass and tiddies

just got into dispatch and unfortunately for everyone i do need that white man (specifically robert although i would also take phenomaman, waterboy, punch-up, or sonar)

i'm like sisyphus if instead of rolling a boulder up a hill every day he had headphones that needed to charge for a full hour and a half every few days or so

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? i make ha-has on the internet for zero likes

offsetting my lack of a soul (being blonde) by being the only one in my immediate family with non-blue eyes (hazel) so i appear slightly more warm and inviting

friendly reminder that i love queer people!!!! i love queer people so much!!!!!!!! and you should too!!!!!!

“Buzz off”, “take a hike”, and “get real” all come from the same place spiritually

repost with better colors

the sword of damocles hangs over my head, falls, and i grab it and catch it perfectly in between my hands

Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused

I want transgender for everybody

honestly i'm so glad for the results of the elections in the US. obviously democrats are, writ-large, not protective of people like me either but this is very much a step in the right direction. for the first time in a while i feel genuine hope for the future of my country's politicians

just spilled a fuck ton of water all over myself ama

i love the internet except for when i hate the internet, which is always

unfortunately i have been rotating two ocs around in my head that would make a killing on booktok. imagine a popular girl who bullies the new guy for being pathetic and antisocial and claims she'd only respect him if he finally stood up for himself and killed her boyfriend or smth. and then he does

getting the wordle wrong and immediately walking behind the shed to be killed like lassie

everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

guess who's SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

super danganronpa 2x2 is gonna fuck but i'm going to be completely despondent once i find out fuyuhiko dies in this one. and keep in mind i'm fully aware that this isn't an "if he dies" scenario. i know his tiny ass isn't gonna make it out of this one and yet i hope regardless

limp bizkit's "break stuff" is "all about the 'he said, she said' bullshit". years later, ashley tisdale's hit song "he said, she said" refutes this and claims "we don't need none of that 'he said, she said'." in this essay i will

pulling up to the function and making a social blunder so bad that everyone looks at me like this

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

wearing this like a badge of honor

if you're gonna collect a bunch of songs together and claim to be a master songwriter and that they all work together then maybe have them all share a theme right? like the ones i'm thinking about do share a theme mostly but not the one the person used to name the album. so maybe don't name it that

i would like it to be known that whatever people need to do to make themselves feel confident in themselves, be it hair transplants or hair pieces, or veneers or braces, or plastic surgeries, or weight loss journeys or weight gain journeys, or fitness or whatever, they should be able to do that

i love being queer. i love being trans. i love the things that make me who i am

just heard the saddiest funniest thing i've ever heard and it caused me to have a mental breakdown AMA

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

my dnd character just got with a DL trade gilf btw. how is your day going

zionists i think are that way also because if they acknowledge that palestine is a real state and they deserve to be there, then they might have to acknowledge that there were other people living in major countries that should have their land back

i love being a strange asexual pervert. honestly i feel like being asexual makes me a better pervert. i have little to no stake in the game i'm just in it for the love of it

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO HAVE SEX????? *WITH (PRESUMABLY) WOMEN??????*

i don't want to talk about taylor swift so other than this one thread i won't but. i mean christ she really said that charli xcx (ALLEGEDLY) hating on her makes her WET. and now we have to think about the fact that taylor swift has genitalia and a sex drive. oh frabjous day calloo callay

i can't remember if i posted about the dream i had about the guy in front of me at wal-mart getting irrationally pissed off bc his ID kept getting declined because his legal god-given name was Fabio Fingerbang. what the fuck was i on

who's cobbin up this halloween?

i love you october i love you halloween i love you spooky i love you autumn i love you costumes i love you candy i love you colorful leaves i love you cool winds

hell hath no fury like a me losing at a videogame i know i'm bad at and should not be winning at despite it all

i don't even watch big brother like that but this season was like. wild from start to finish huh

ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵

i use alt text on every photo. if someone ever tries to tell me *how* to use alt text on my own content i will humiliate them off of this website

made an umamusume oc based on my dnd character's horse with the randomized personality trait of "misogynist." her dnd name is snowflake but her umamusume name is nishino patriarchy. she's a dirt racer who specializes in pace chasing and medium length races. i still need to design her but she exists