i have entirely neutral opinions on those weird "epic pop" covers of songs. y'know the ones. the ones that take normal songs and make them "cinematic" for movie trailers. like sometimes that's fun but sometimes it's like. what are we doing here

sometimes, in my darkest moments, i'm reminded that my first ever video game character crush was on an NPC from thrillville off the rails named goddamn Tim Twinklefingers (but specifically from the PS2 version bc this guy is fucking terrifying i don't know who this man is)

dead horso project still my favorite mashup album of all time. like unironically it's so good. el horso started out as a joke project but dead horso is genuinely so incredibly peak. i cannot stop thinking about it

when will I learn to only post extremely obscure remarks that inspire no one to repost & attract no new readers

landon kalin ride the cyclone is my favorite production of rtc i've seen

i'm like if a boy was a girl who was a boy who used to be a girl

ten years ago today no one clapped

i'll keep it real with you kcci 8 iowa's news leader. i don't care about the iowa state university football program

jacksepticeye's new video of kill it with fire 2 is titled so funnily like imagine someone who doesn't know about smosh seeing that he did a collab and it's just with some dude named spencer

i love asking my mother if she'd still love me if my name was different and, most of the time, the only name i can think to say as my hypothetical name in a parallel universe is some combination of George and Butthole

my bsky must be so fun to follow bc i'm radio silent for like 3 days and then randomly at some godless hour i remember this account exists and decide to post some of the stupidest sentences ever strung together by a human person in the history of history

it's fucking cold man

last night we let the white gilgamesh talk

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

the duality of man is soycake <------------> puddingboy

recently started getting really into just randomly scrolling through every single horror movie on tvtropes. just reading synopses of them all for no reason

recently saw a commercial with peyton manning and his brother eli in it and eli looks so much more normal comparatively so now i can't stop thinking abt that one tweet that's like "peyton manning looks like a football player that evolved to not need a helmet anymore"

sparkling grape juice is weird bc it's literally just grape juice but it feels spicy for some reason bc of the carbonation??

one billion edits of characters who've been decapitated/are headless/have lots of imagery associated with losing their head set to this specific DJ hero mix please and thank you

it's so wild that in 4 days it's gonna be 2026. like c'mon. that's not a real year

Gamers. It’s time

everybody shut up okay i'm listening to the dead horso project for the next eight billion years

i'm in my eepy bag (not an actual bag idk if i'd be able to sleep in a bag)

the DJ hero fixation shows no signs of letting go of me any time soon

If you harass a voice actor for stuff their CHARACTER does, you’re worth less than the oxygen you waste

part of me wants to embrace cringe and start doing gacha life shit but part of me also knows that gacha life did a collab with one of the two people in my past that causes me great anxiety whenever they're even tangentially brought up so. y'know. urge to create vs. urge to protect my peace

gender euphoria caused by the low gruff voice i get when i have tonsillitis

if dj hero were released right now it'd be going insane crazy. we'd be bumping that shit everywhere. some of the mixes in those games are fucking BONKERS good

i don't believe in the big bang. not because i'm anti-science, but because i'm staunchly prudish and thus do not believe that anything in our universe should be banging

dude can you fucking grow up and play fucking googoo babies with me

being acespike is so fun. i love experiencing the Annual Dose of Surprise Attraction

again i KNOW that fuyuhiko is almost certainly gonna die in sdr2x2 but that will not stop me from rooting for him regardless. if fuyuhiko kuzuryuu has no fans then i am no longer on this earth

i hate seeing people being like "i love thick people, i love chubby people" and then they see someone with any sort of fat around their midsection and they start throwing up and crying. grow the fuck up fat doesn't just accumulate on your ass and tiddies

just got into dispatch and unfortunately for everyone i do need that white man (specifically robert although i would also take phenomaman, waterboy, punch-up, or sonar)

i'm like sisyphus if instead of rolling a boulder up a hill every day he had headphones that needed to charge for a full hour and a half every few days or so

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? i make ha-has on the internet for zero likes

offsetting my lack of a soul (being blonde) by being the only one in my immediate family with non-blue eyes (hazel) so i appear slightly more warm and inviting

friendly reminder that i love queer people!!!! i love queer people so much!!!!!!!! and you should too!!!!!!

“Buzz off”, “take a hike”, and “get real” all come from the same place spiritually

repost with better colors

the sword of damocles hangs over my head, falls, and i grab it and catch it perfectly in between my hands

Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused

I want transgender for everybody

honestly i'm so glad for the results of the elections in the US. obviously democrats are, writ-large, not protective of people like me either but this is very much a step in the right direction. for the first time in a while i feel genuine hope for the future of my country's politicians

just spilled a fuck ton of water all over myself ama

i love the internet except for when i hate the internet, which is always

unfortunately i have been rotating two ocs around in my head that would make a killing on booktok. imagine a popular girl who bullies the new guy for being pathetic and antisocial and claims she'd only respect him if he finally stood up for himself and killed her boyfriend or smth. and then he does