34 years ago tonight. First Elevator Repair Service performance. "Mr. Antipyrine, Fire Extinguisher" at Nada, 167 Ludlow St. NYC (with Bradley Glenn, Heidi Becker, Rinne Groff, James Hannaham. In the booth: me, Colleen Werthmann, Katherine Profeta.)

I see my future…

More relevant than ever.

The best way to understand a poem is by memorizing it. (Memorizing a novel is an advanced maneuver best undertaken with professional assistance from @johnboycollins.bsky.social)

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract. EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

YES I’LL JUMP TO RECIPE

If a broken clock were president, NYT would have a headline twice a day about how the president "actually has a good point about it being 2:27."

Helping your 5yo with a complicated puzzle so he feels you are “doing the puzzle together” but also not doing the parts HE wanted to do should be an Olympic sport.

Come on bacteria, finish what the worm started. www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-chugs...

I thought at first this was an op-ed metaphor. But…

I just kept thinking, “they must all look forward to this.”

Fire on 7th ave in park slope??

you know, we research whether the baby stroller has all the features and amenities we like, not whether it will kill the baby

This is a new image from #JWST. The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way. Everything else is a galaxy. Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

I sure hope he takes an on-the-ground leadership approach. Like, maybe go ahead and relocate.

“‘I like the way the branches move in the wind — it creates interesting geometry with the railroad tracks,” said Jason, 17, who lives nearby and occasionally walks the abandoned tracks. “It feels like nature taking over a war zone.;”… first of all, this 17yr-old gets my vote for president in 2044.

Being against Israel’s war crimes is not anti-semitism.

Sorry but it drives me absolutely insane when news organizations say "Department of Government Efficiency" without saying so-called. It is not a cabinet level department. Stop!

Happy birthday, Gatsby.

One more time.

Boat derangement syndrome

These dissents are stunning.

MORE OF THIS.

The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

This keeps getting worse and worse.

You win Delta. #DeltaOneLoungeJFK.

So, uh, yesterday the market cap of our stunt memecoin, Bwainwuhm, was $3700. Today it spiked to $1.2 million, and seems to be around $400k now. I need to go lie down. slate.com/podcasts/wha...

We’ve been watching memecoins for awhile and, well, we figured how hard could it be to make one? slate.com/podcasts/wha...

DUI hire.

I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.

What a bunch of idiots.

"more than half of America voted for Trump" IS FALSE. PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA NEED TO STOP SAYING IT. The actual numbers: TOTAL AMERICANS: 340M Trump voters: 22.7% TOTAL ELIGIBLE VOTERS: 242M Trump voters: 32% TOTAL ACTUAL VOTERS: 155M Trump voters: 49.8% NOTHING over 50%

All you need to know about DJT (via NYT): "Mr. Trump attacked Judge Boasberg ... as 'a troublemaker and agitator,' and called for his impeachment. Mr. Trump’s remarks came days after he declared during a speech at the Justice Department that criticizing judges should be illegal."

Reposting.

Hold my beer.

I need Handmaid’s Tale to come back, so I can watch a version of this that at least I’ll know isn’t real.

What the f are _you_ so happy about.

This is absolutely harrowing to watch. If you've seen the Brazilian film I'm Still Here, it's exactly that: armed men from an unnamed agency coming to a couple's door to take the man away, with no charges, no due process, no response to the wife's pleading questions. Completely unconscionable.

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

Hard agree.

This is the good stuff.

Messing with Severance fans is not cool.

Reposting.

JFC when is it going to stop getting exponentially worse?

On behalf of many Americans, don’t thank us we THANK YOU Ukraine for your work.

Why in God’s name would you want to sit in one of those seats BEFORE you get on the plane?

I guess this means that one day our computers will be full of deep-freeze microscopic Schrödinger cats cranking out superfast math.