The house doesn’t feel the same without my dogs smh

Feels good when someone says I’m a good dancer

Only thing I hate about the gym is it makes my sex drive feel ridiculous

Next genuine woman I get in my life I refuse to fumble

As a man you gotta know when to call it a night

I hate dating apps but seem to only have luck with women 10+ my age when I’m out smh

Back on my 12 hr fasts

I hate one word responses to text smh send a voice note or something

My close friend got married on vday so no weapons formed against her shall prosper 🫡🤲🏾🧎🏾‍♂️‍➡️🤲🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

So interesting watching the food choices of non Americans it really makes you realize how much bs we eat

Can I do a dry feb

I wish I could skip this day completely and just be in tomorrow already

Not everyone needs a podcast

Smhhh I def ruined the last relationship I was in but out of respect I have to leave that woman alone

Idk why I feel like Barack rn

Should I go out tonight even though I have a wedding to attend tmmrw?

Crashing out my phone cause I lost interest is wild. Especially when the contributions are one way. 🫤 haven’t even paid for negro’s haircut in the years I’ve known you smh

We are grown ass hell talking about if we should ask our significant others to be our valentine. Please save me the irritation

I feel like devs hate retros

Dating discourse is literally just different strokes for different folks, some people need to see their partner every other day while some don’t and that’s okay

When she finally decides to leave you alone 😭

Dudes get disappointed one time by a woman and turn red pill

Court clerks are fucking useless

Lowkey ready to start a new life in a new city

Then I get another Valentine.

black men don’t lie either 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Eating a lot is only bad if your activity levels don’t warrant it

These AI virtual agents are annoying please give me a real person

Getting tired of everyone asking me for money smh

Yall tweaking on her for one mistake smh chill out

Why do people post weddings on LinkedIn ??????

As soon as you say you aren’t Christian in the south people wanna look at you crazy smh you can have morals without religion

It’s so sad when women my age have a kid like fuck man 😭😭😭

Waiting for the first 🧊 agent to get put down

Any downsides to receiving a credit limit increase despite not using it? I just keep getting approved.

wish I was getting snowed in with oomf 🙃

Trying hard to not make a bad decision later

Smh being vocal in meetings just gets you more work 😭 let me be a bum who coasts

We always talk about the dryer eating our socks when we really need to be talking about the dryer pulling the drawstrings out of our shorts and hoodies. Cause why are you doing that goofy shit ?! You know I can’t put this string back through there!

Ngl Christians are always the most judgmental once you say you aren’t religious

I’m so pissed bruh

Yk what…..

Actually I draw the line at ass. I eat everything else.

Hey I might be an inconsistent lover but you can’t call me broke 🤣

No roster no gf

Smh losing all my childhood pets is one the saddest things about growing up.

Smh smoking outside rn SUCKS

Come one, come all #realeater

🗣️🗣️ Get back if you ain’t licking cat!!