Five days, FIVE Days.... FIVE DAYS. It took five days for them to realize their instructions were wrong, get on a call, walk through the resolution to figure out none of the line level employees (whose job it is to make such changes) had security access to make said change that had apparently

I decided to change my office location a bit. Still can't focus though 😂

¿Cómo no tengo nada tiempo? Ser un adúlto es terrible.

Yes and definitely YES! 💯😈🤣

Never forget the last rapture gave us Justin Theroux and his inventing grey sweatpants season 🙏

It's time to make some better decisions

Ben & Jerry’s Cofounder Resigns Over Censorship https://theonion.com/ben-jerrys-cofounder-resigns-over-censorship/

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

The cure for nazis is still out there, free for use.

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture

Blast from the past Sunday. This is my highschool graduation, I'm standing with my aunt (my GOAT supporter). I look back on this so fondly! At the time, I was in the best shape of my life, and I thought I was fat and ugly. Moira Rose was right. And I honor you, and me, now. I was gorgeous 😍

My sister says *we* are on a detox, and can only consume cabbage soup for the next week, because *we* need to get back into shape.

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Does anybody else have problems with the Bluesky app on their phone? Mine crashes every few minutes, or every few posts I scroll by :(

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Why the hell is the top of my head so hot? I haven't been in sunlight all day???

Hola mi Gente

He's a douche, but Canelo could get it lol

Happy boing boing Saturday. Stay safe!

Uptown 😌😌

Yay, now I can stop 'liking' everything in sight

¡Felíz día mi gente! Espero que tengan un día fantástico 💋

Happy 41st birthday to me! Feel free to comment something slutty, repost my cock (I love people showing off my dick), or dm your well wishes if you're shy. #dickmatize #hung #bigdick

Universal language

My pronouns are cum/dump 💦

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i be cumming so much 😩

Putting on a show😲 #hotguys #public #exhib #bwc #selfsuck #piercing

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Baby back ribs, shirt ribs, mild sausages, hot dogs, burgers, bacon wrapped asparagus, steaks, jerk chicken wings, chicken drumsticks, chicken thighs, potato salad, green beans, BBQ baked beans, beers, brats.... MAN!!!!

It's rib and sausages o'clock

Look, it's a huge version of the flower I grow in my house!

He's got the MEAT!

Is everyone ready to chat some mammal flesh?!!!?? 😉

Taking it back!

Cum get you a piece 😮‍💨