If you don’t meet this criteria, why are you fat?

Free balling cuz it’s hot

If we had unzzzunzz music These kids have Zzzzttssztttts music

We should have know that we were under a curse when Pete Davidson and Arianna Grande broke up

I just remembered I forgot the ginger beer Now it’s gonna haunt me all day

- ok, time to turn “Donk” back on.

Hey everyone 💚. I would like to formally apologize with this post nut clarity about the way I’ve been acting lately. It’ll more than likely happen again at some point, but if it ever went too far, I will reflect and be better. May your fat cocks stay fat today and have a great day

happy 15th birthday to 4 and the *correct* track order

Pino Gris it’s all about me

An AI filtr would be crazy

The question is do I follow You?

Cuz I werk- to the hospital, 50 years

so unwell

the only True difference i’ve seen between Beyoncé and Solange is: Beyoncé whoopd a person’s ass in a movie Solange did it in an elevator

Do ‘I’ have a kink¿?

imo: this is also an echo chamber of my own beliefs and values

one thing about my virgo ass

Solve the riddle

this and a bottle of zebibo

Dax Sheppard is who i thought Zachary Levi was and i apologize to Elsa’s husband

always do a nude check

solo leveling is so fucking funny wdym he got taller and his voice got deeper 😭

lmao never change Philly

If you were wondering…

i hate y’all non certified self help gurus “you dohh no t have to talk to anyone that makes you uNcuFfArtibLe” clearly doesn’t have a job

i bet that night gremlin just wants some head

anyone else to tired to run up the stair after turning off the lights

this made me happy

i had one cider last night and woke up hungover

i feel sad

why would you hold yourself back from experiencing bliss

What y’all Niggas doin 👀 #blacksky

he not ugly he just need a hat

if you’ve never had to clean your room post a depressive episode you don’t feel me

don’t them bitches help us breath

i’m gossiping with yd

talk to me nice

i’m getting tired of the universe making decisions for me

very beautiful no one would argue but stunning… she look like her mama we knew this would happen