All the AI in the world could work for 100 years and not come up with a better way to sum up America in 2026. Great job @washingtonpost.com FBI raids Post reporter’s home & Trump’s golf course takeover

Every day more cringe.

He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”

Some personal news: I’ve taken up puttering.

A bit on-the-nose, as metaphors go. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/n...

Wonder if the Young Republicans will get 1 billionth of the attention college protesters got. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Democracy Dies in Dorkness

Democrats Play the Hits on Health Care. But Fewer People Are Listening. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u... Is this a joke? @nytimes.com this headline is a disgrace. What is wrong with you?

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

RIP Robert Redford.

Wordle has given me new respect for the letter R. It’s so versatile. Really the key consonant. Good job R.

In a better world this would be a hit. Fantastic new song from Marshall Crenshaw. music.apple.com/us/album/wal...

When do we get to call this a dystopia? Unrestrained’ Chinese Cyberattackers May Have Stolen Data From Almost Every American www.nytimes.com/2025/09/04/w...

Not sure I love the subplot in Superman where the Daily Planet settles a libel lawsuit with Lex Luthor

You'd think cutting off healthcare access for millions of Americans would be called "class warfare" but I guess that term only counts if you're raising taxes on billionaires by a percentage point or two.

We need to stand up for @terrymoranabc.bsky.social

What is the weirdest album you’ve ever heard?

Glad I got my velvet Temu pants before they cost $1,000

OMG is Laura Loomer going to be the next Elon?

Wordle 1,370 2/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 79/99 Luck 91/99

Perfect choice to head the CDC www.nytimes.com/2025/03/12/n...

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals. The pro-life party: This is an outrage! RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio. The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

In times like this it would be comforting to learn that there’s a big shadowy conspiracy secretly running things.

So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

Those pesky Ukrainians, always complaining…. @nytimes.com Are you outsourcing writers from Pravda now?

Right now the U.S. is the sick man of North America.

Okay what is going on here. Are the accounts at a private banking entity? Does the federal government have direct debit permission set up? So many questions as to how Treasury instructed this payment. (Via NY Post’s Craig McCarthy)

Next year Lee Greenwood!

RIP, Max

There needs to be a name for the sense of dread when a news alert pops up on your phone now.

Most of what Trump's doing was previewed during the campaign last year. It's just that he's gone beyond it. Project2025 recommended remaking and shrinking USAid, not shutting it down. Kushner riffed about Gaza development, not America taking it over. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

I strongly recommend everyone follow @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social because these are the constant reminders we need right now.

America joined the Paris Accord, then quit, then joined again, then quit again. That's not what serious countries do.

How many migrants are going to become forced guinea pigs for Elon Musk’s brain implant company?

It’s early still but we just got a candidate for dumbest @nytimes.com breaking news alert of 2025.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

How long before Trump changes the name Greenland to Whiteland?

Friday night Tequila tweet: Fuck any American President who puts strings on disaster relief. Fuck any American President who puts conditions on people in need. Fuck any American President who plays politics with Americans who’ve lost everything. Have a wonderful weekend.

It’s too bad the Chargers and Texans can’t both lose.

Here's the reality about the #LAFires this week: this isn't the first time ANY of these places have burned. Not even close. In 2018, we mapped CA fire history to look at fire frequency across SoCal. Santa Monica Mtns area burns more than anywhere else -- up to once per decade in a given spot. 🧵

I’d like to thank all the sexbots for helping me get to 200 followers.

Bob Dylan’s best years, ranked: 1. 1967 2. 1965 3. 2001 4. 1966 5. 1975 6. 1963 7. 1970 8. 2006 9. 1983 10. 2020

Why didn’t Billy Ocean sue Christopher Nolan for stealing the idea of sharing the same dream?

After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to