Yaknow. This involuntary T-Break i just had (i was broke) has made these prerolls hit like a truck. Only need a few drags and im sent. Usually i go through a full one and feel good but not gone

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Man fuck St Pete

My legs feel like jelly

When you gotta wait 2 hours for the dispo to open cause you work overnights and know as soon as you get home you will not go back out

CHRISTMAS MESSAGE Merry Christmas to the nice. 🎄 The Epstein files are sorting out the naughty. Here’s hoping they rot in prison one day. And it’s clear many of the authorities who still protect them to this day deserve to rot right along with them.

AU where henry fondas character in 12 angry men is a mob plant to cause a hung jury but hes just that good The movie is the exact same but you add in one extra scene at the end This would ruin the heart of the film but it is funny how you can change the whole message of a good film with the one shot

The fact that there is no where to get green open today is sad. I need to trade some of my gold for some of that frankincense and myrrh

I finally get my first paycheck and all the dispensaries are closed on christmas aaaaaaa

Merry Christmas Everyone

What are some cartoon christmas specials that are actually good

I figured it out. Why christmas never feels like christmas. I dont see all of the good christmas specials from when i was a kid. Decided to watch the first spongebob christmas special and it feels a bit closer to christmas

When youre stressed with the new job working overnights and your family doesnt respect your new schedule and pester you to give up your few precious hours of sleep so you can be with them whole they visit for the holidays. Sorry im a victim of capitalism and need to get the little rest i can

Would be rad if that was installed in a wall separating arrivals from departures and the other side was a bin labeled, "Free Weed" This would require a level of civilization we have yet to achieve.

The only reason NORAD tracks santa is because sears accidentally printed the NORAD secure phone number in a sears catalog and children started calling asking for santa. www.noradsanta.org/en/

They recreated the tent he was shot in???! What the fuck is wrong with these weirdos

When your trainer for your new job is not a very active hands on trainer so you just have to wait until she notices your mistakes if she notices to help you

Why is womens deodorant cheaper than mens? I forgot to put mine on and had to stop at the gas station for a stick why is the womens a solid dollar cheaper. Screw it im secure i dont give a shit if i smell like lavender. Fuck em

Ok. Sundays suck. The bus runs from 5am-1am every other day but on sunday it doesnt start til after 7?! I have to sit here for a little over an hour just to get home.

Epic fans when jorge releases his illiad musical and odysseus is barely in it as he is not very important to the illiad. However we do need a song about everyone beating the shit out of Ajax the Lesser as in the book he SAs a woman and everyone hated it

Back on Epic the Musical and now im thinking about a fancast for a movie version of epic. And alex brightman has to be in it but i dont know as who. I think hes gotta be one if the suitors

When you know you need caffeine but also know you wont be able to sleep on your one night off if you drink too much so you get half mtn dew half sprite

can we trade

Bills better win tomorrow

When i eventually open up my bar (this will never happen but it is a dream) i will make sure to have malort. Even if im in Kazakhstan or Zimbabwe i will have Malort. Even tho ive never tried it, and ill probably hate it. Its gotta be at the bar

So expedition 33 had its indie game awards Game of the Year award rescinded for AI. Good. Never played the game, tbf the most recent game ive played has been balatro. But i will forever shit on anyone using AI for creative endeavors.

I cant wait til i get my first paycheck. I have literally no food in this house and no money. Luckily i work at a bakery so i use the scraps from the baguette and make a mini baguette before heading home. But mam am i hungry. I could go for pdq right about now

Speaking of polar express. This is just a one man stage show with a bigger budget. With tom hanks doing all of the mocap its basically a one man show

I wish on streaming services we had the choice of watching a movie in Standard Definition. Polar Express would be much more watchable in SD. High Def makes the weird motion capture very jarring and offputting

I hope no one has moves like jagger

Big thanks to @wedonthaveityet.bsky.social Overnights are rough but having the past 2 months worth of episodes is helping

Oh florida

Ok. For those that dont know i am the picky eater that grew up. I only eat like 12 things. And i want to start broadening my horizons and possibly start documenting my journey. But i dont want to waste food when i inevitably can not stomach a second bite even if most people think it's good.

Apparently, in RCT2 when a mechanic fixed a vehicle malfunction, using tools doesnt work so the mechanics gives it a kick and it starts working instantly

BREAKING on MS NOW: Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."

I want to crash out. But no matter how valid my crashout is, everyone will see me as a villain. Fuck i hate the holidays. Wish i could go no contact but when i moved everyone insisted on coming over.

This is your reminder that game store employees are people too, please be kind to them during the holiday shopping rush.

If a game store tells you politely multiple times they don’t want to buy your games or work a trade, it’s not ok to be a jerk or try to pressure them.

One huge thing that 20 years in California has taught me is that the hippies are awful people that pulled the ladders up behind them. Peace and Love were words on jewelery. Folks in my beach town spent one summer printing and selling Don't Feed The Homeless stickers. They were in business windows.

So i made a video on tiktok. And it was in good faith, i am trying to move out of the US eventually as my fiance needs good healthcare both in accessibility and in quality. But instead of my video getting pushed to people who are in a similar situation that could give legit advice

I knew that me repeating over and over that the World Series never happened in 2008 and 2020 would pay off with the scrapers.

I know im late to the party, but i think i will give VR a try with the new steam headset. My issue was always price, and not having a computer strong enough to run those games. Well with the GabeCube i shouldnt have to worry about that too much. Lets just hope this job stays stable

Me at the shitty corner store

So i started called maga the Alt Reicht. Lets see if they even argue with the name or just get mad that they get clocked like that

Crowdfunding for groceries? That doesn't sound like a "hot economy." That's a raging dumpster fire. And it's only getting worse.

Just a friendly reminder, if you have adult kids and you still want them to be excited for their stockings, an 8th is a stocking stuffer, along with a 4th of shake. An ounce is a whole ass present

Butter or mayo for grilled cheese? I chose smoked beef tallow.