Heroes is out streaming everywhere now. Tell your people you love them while you can. youtu.be/DHHvuPeGDls

💫 Guardrail 2025 💫 Kevin & Ken & Ty & Xack & Brennan 📸: Kennedy Cottrell

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

THIS WEEKEND What sort of shenanigans will the DudeRail get in to in the ____ state of Indiana?!

It’s a Midwest rock show weekend in GuardrailWorld™️

❤️‍🔥 NICE! We’re playing a free good ol fashioned house show for Mutant League Records next month. COOL! ❤️‍🔥

We’re starting a Less Than Jake cover band called More Than Jake. Anyway, here’s Wonderwall:

Doing a Wednesday night rock’n’roll at the SubT with all frens tonight. Come celebrate Gnarly’s birthday in style.

🎼”& it’s just like Frank Ocean, singing the blues”🎺 Or whatever the lyrics are

Last one of the run tonight with Forever Came Calling All Captains So happy to be home. See y’all at Burlington.

MADISON. Last time we played up here a month later the pandemic started. I know we’re on the precipice of world war three, but hopefully this time we’ll have better luck moving forward?

Dogs gon’ bark.

It’s weird being on the road while the conclusion to the World War trilogy drops.

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

Carbóndale esta noche! Here’s to hoping they like the Spanish accent we pronounce their town name with more than they seemed to last time we were down here 🥂

St. Louis tonight! Gotta remember to pace ourselves so we can hit the City Museum in the morning. Wish us luck.

Hitting the road this weekend coming to a town near you*! *(provided you live near one of these four specific locations) #ShowsInPlaces

🥳 JUST ANNOUNCED 🥳 Gnarly's 5th Bday Show with Guardrail, Off Leash, Ink & The Burning Lights 📆 WED., JULY 9 at Subterranean Downstairs 🎟 ON SALE NOW 🔗 bit.ly/3TuC09h @guardrailsucks.bsky.social

“I would love to be reincarnated as a bird, but I love my hands.”

Thinking about putting out a record called The Devil Wears Ska-da where we do all ska covers of TDWP songs.

We don’t want to lose ten pounds of water weight every show. Big vibe.

Do your homework for Pouzza next month and give this playlist a listen.

Liars Club Men’s Room scented Yankee Candle.

I woke up to an email from Do312 about SnüzFest which rules. Apparently you can vote for it as the best Fest in Chicago. I’ve never felt more like the odds were against us while also being actually recognized.

I was sick and then I got a new phone but we are back in business baybeeeee

The owls are not what they seem.

Dig through the ditches and Burn through the witches I slam in the back with my Hawk Tu-aaaahhhhhh

Chicago! We're back 2/22 playing SnüzFest with this killer lineup!! Shout-out to our pals Guardrail for adding us & putting on such an amazing event! Pajamas, mosh pit pillow fights, Midwest music, and a good cause. Who could ask for more?! Last year sold out so don't snüz on your tickets!

Chicago, we’ll see you at Beat Kitchen on 2/22 for Snüzfest! Get ready to get pillow-fought.

SnüzFest, our annual Punk Rock Pajama Party, returns to the Beat Kitchen February 22nd! Featuring: @stopdroprewind.bsky.social Malort & Savior Something To Do Dog$hit @hyhband.bsky.social Bad Planning Ghoul For A Goblin Punk Rock. In Pajamas. For a cause. What more could we say?

40% of the band played as 40% of Ghoul For A Goblin who were playing 100% Paramore covers over the weekend and that’s 180% factual.

Thank y’all so much for an incredible year ♥️

34 shows. 27 venues. 12 states. 94 bands we’ve shared the stage with. Cheers to a hell of a year. Here’s to the next one, y’all 🥂

WHADDAYA MEAN WE HAVE TO WORK TODAY AND NOT PLAY MORE SHOWS

Bluesky score of 2.67 represent!

Dome is Home. Fun fact: Hoosier Dome is the place outside of Chicago that we’ve played more than anywhere else. Thanks again, Indy. ♥️

Another year that we didn’t get nominated for a list were ineligible for since we didn’t release an album this year 😮‍💨

As an entity that is stitched together, I understand their motives, but I disagree with their politics.

Low key don’t like this take for some reason 😅

Last shows of the year start next week!

Bluesky doesn’t have a save post feature that I’ve been able to figure out so I’m reposting this here so I can watch the full thing later because this rules.

HAWK! TUAH! What is it good for? Absoluuuutly NUTHING (woahohohohohohohohoh)

WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL *Hawk Tuah*

We’ve started playing Song 2 by Blur at practice but instead of saying woohoo, it’s now “Hawk Tuah!”

someBODY once told me luigi mangione

Assuming this episode discusses SEO, boy let us tell you what we had not considered one bit when we started this band over a decade ago, or last year when we decided to release an album called ‘Content’. You ever search for Guardrail Content? The results aren’t what we had hoped for 😅

Not too much longer till we hit the road for the last leg of our year long Shows In Places tour across the US. We’re eventually going to make a big map of all the places we played shows in for the end of the year, and the goal is to make that map bigger for next year 🤘🏼

If you’re reading this, give that job the bare minimum today 🤌🏽

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