🚨NEW SHOWS ADDED🚨 These shows are coming up fast, get pumped nerds 😮

🚨THESE SHOWS START IN LESS THAN A WEEK🚨

‼️Indianapolis, this is TONIGHT‼️ Come get ready for Post. Fest with us and a bunch of awesome bands! This will be our ONLY Indy show of 2025 so you won’t want to miss it!

First show of the run is TONIGHT in Sioux Falls, SD! Who’s coming to hang with us at The Den at 8pm?

After taking a week off to back up our friend Nick Kazonis, the gang is back at Wildrose Brewing TONIGHT at 6:30! Bring your instrument and your original music, we want to hear it!

🚨THESE SHOWS ARE COMING UP FAST🚨 Who are we going to see in July???

If your MAGA uncle is having a barbecue and you get the aux and don’t play this song, you can’t sit with us anymore. open.spotify.com/track/4DhjDP...

Missed us at Byway a couple weeks ago? Come out tonight from 6-9 for more cold beer and SDR deep cuts! Catsby will not be in attendance as she must maintain control of The Bag.

Unfortunately Kris is sick so we have to cancel tonight’s show at Byway Brewing. We’re working on a rescheduled date ASAP!

This wasn’t just a one time thing! Catch us again this Tuesday and every Tuesday following at Wildrose Brewing in Griffith, and come share your original music with us!

The Region’s only all ages, full band original music showcase starts TONIGHT 6/3 at 6:30pm at Wildrose Brewing in Griffith, IN! We can’t wait to hear your songs, come out every Tuesday and share your talents!

Our friends Angus & Sam from Boston made us this adorable Black Hole Benny plush. Come check him out at a merch table near you, I’ve been assured he doesn’t bite 🐱👽🌎💥

Join us in Toronto tonight for a very ✨sensual✨show experience at Bovine Sex Club 😮

Canada shows start TONIGHT at Queens Hotel in Barrie, ON!

Do you think Canada will still let us cross the border tomorrow after they hear this cursed Maple Leaf Mashup? 🍁 🇨🇦 Ontario shows start 5/17 at Queens Hotel in Barrie! See you there?

I’m so excited to start this tour and see all our friends in Detroit, Toledo, Ontario, and the northeast US, but it’s so hard leaving my wife and my cats. I love my job and I’m so so grateful for every opportunity we get, but they’re my family and it’s hard to be away from them.

Tour starts tomorrow, which makes today TOUR-ZO DAY! I will be sustained for the coming weeks by this large pan of Mexican-inspired tour-zo, which features onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, chipotles, tomatoes, cilantro, lime, cotija, and of course, orzo. Also there’s broccoli & Brussels sprouts 😮

Banger alert‼️ Tour kicks off this Thursday in Detroit! See you there? 🤔

What if I told you that you could buy these alien cat shirts at our merch table on tour next week?

🚨NEW SHOW ADDED🚨 These shows start in just over a week! We like PA so much we couldn’t resist stopping by on our way home.

When I got glasses a couple months ago nobody told me that wearing them while drinking would counteract the effects of alcohol on my vision as I had previously understood them. It took me accidentally drinking 2-70 more beers than I normally would on several occasions for me to make this connection.

I’m listening to You, Me, and Everyone We Know’s @audiotree.bsky.social session and I’m loving it but Catsby is hating it almost as much as she hates my music. This is a long way of saying we have a lot of You, Me, and Everyone We Know influence.

We’re excited to announce that we’re partnering with Wildrose Brewing to bring a weekly original music showcase to the Region! Join us every Tuesday starting 6/3 at 6:30pm.

Benny just caught his tail on fire on a candle. He is 100% fine, I don’t even know if he knows his tail was on fire, but my house smells like burnt hair now. So that’s how today has been so far.

After consulting a calendar it has become clear to me that these dates are actually LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY 😮😮😮

Don’t forget we’re returning to Canada and the northeastern US in just over a month!

In Canada do they call it Canadian bacon or just bacon?

Join me this Sunday at Off Square Brewing in Crown Point, I’m hosting their open mic!

Today I learned that the Windows ‘95 startup sound was composed by Brian Eno 😮

Spring shows continue next weekend! Who are we going to see at Greenstock?

Yesterday was Benny’s birthday and he once again decided not to destroy the universe with his cosmic alien powers, can he get a “thank you & happy birthday” in the chat?

SATURDAY NIGHT. KRIS’S TIK TOK. SKINNY JEANS. EMO THROWBACKS. BEER AND WHISKEY. THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE TIE I BOUGHT AT WARPED TOUR ‘04. It’s Streamo Night y’all 😮

30 Rock is an all time great sitcom

🚨SPRING TOUR DATES INCOMING🚨 Canada, we are coming back (but just to Ontario for now).

Our monthly livestream for Patreon members is this Thursday at 7pm central! Check out the exclusive content we have there and sign up if you want to tune in!

“All-American Bitch” by Olivia Rodrigo is a top tier banger and if you don’t think it’s a top tier banger then you don’t know ball.

Long set? ✅ Deep cuts? ✅ Bass solos? ✅ Tallboys? ✅ Sounds to me like you should come see us at Mary’s Place tonight if you’re around Rockford, IL 😮

Do you guys remember when Kamala was brat

Milwaukee tonight! Who’s coming to party with us at Linneman’s?

Support heavy riffs, not heavy tariffs 😮

My wife and some of her girl friends are having a book club meeting at our house and I’m making them cold brew cocktails with amaretto and bourbon cream. Happy international women’s day, ladies.

You ever look down at your clothes and realize you are completely COVERED in cat hair, even though everything you’re wearing was laundered recently? Because same.

Might eff around and play some music tonight at Knuckleheads in Michigan City with Kris and our friend Megan Hughes! Come at 9 and see what we get into 😮

🚨 NEW SHOWS INCOMING 🚨 Midwest friends, we can’t wait to see your kind, round faces 💙

Snüzfest TONIGHT! Chicago, who’s coming to hang with us? There’s no excuse to miss this, all the band shred and you don’t even have to put real pants on 😮

This starts in a couple hours! Make sure you tune in on the Bunker’s YouTube page to see what we get into. Spoilers: it’s shenanigans.

Still kinda bummed you guys didn’t like my Patreon/Kris’s LohnlyFans joke from the other day

First practice after tour is today, what should we work on?

Missed us on tour? Come check out our Bunker Live Stream this Thursday at 8:30pm Central!

You ever just sit back and think, “Wow, I just ate way too much vegetarian chili way too fast?” Because if so, same.