Saw you at the store today

Life has been a blur lately but I wouldn't have it any other way

A baddie in leather = the most perfect pairing 🤩

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social These 8 essential bills uphold the dignity, privacy, health, and safety of LGBTQ+ Californians. These bills are critical to ensuring that California remains a national leader in protecting trans lives. Sign AB 82, AB 1084, SB 59, SB 497, SB 418, AB 554, AB 727, and SB 41.

2⃣ is better than 1⃣! Learn to throw pairs of floggers, canes, paddles & more. ✨Hands-on lab time included! ⚔️ Flow & Flourish: Dual Wielding for Impact Play w/@mayhemmai.bsky.social 🗓️ Thurs, 11/6 • 7–9pm • Masks required 😷 🎟️ $20–85 👉 RSVP: bit.ly/filthyflow

Folsom weekend let's fucking go

I'm teaching my Ergonomics of Impact Topping class tonight at @thekinkstore.bsky.social in SF, come hang! allmylinks.com/mxmayhemmai

From: past me To: current me

Weekends are fully booked until November. If you want to catch me you'll need to either see me at my events or book me for a weeknight.

What a fantastic multi course dinner tonight

They texted me this morning: their rapid test is negative, they'll arrive early (from 2 hrs away) to wait in their car for me, & will have a cooler of my preferred drink selection when I'm ready. All of this for the opportunity to drive me 15 min to my performance tonight. This is how you serve.

Finally, a night in

Cute as a button (or two).

Tomorrow Wed 7/9: THUDDY VS STINGY 101 at @thekinkstore.bsky.social in SF Come learn how to use the same toy in different ways, & how different toys can be used the same way. Stay for open playtime! Can't make it? See you Wed 8/13! Diff topics each month: comment what topics you'd be interested in!

🎯 Whether you're a newbie or a seasoned sadist, this class will level up your impact play in the most playful ways. BYO impact toy + sticker stash! Impact Games: Fun for All, Painful for Some Presented by @mayhemmai.bsky.social 🎟️ $20-85 sliding scale | RSVP: bit.ly/mxmayhemgames 📅 Wed, 7/23, 7-9pm

Sometimes your (very) heavy (metal) mesh outfit is also (very) see through 😘

I want to make a coffee book of all the hotel room cuck chairs I've seen

Apparently the more expensive the condo, the uglier the lobby.

Morning after Mayhem 😈😘

My favorite way to work out. Who's next?

Scored some chaps in the Haight last weekend! A sweet boy is cleaning and conditioning them for me. And my leather tailor will hem them as a trade for one of my classes. Check out my current class offerings at mxmayhemmai.com/classes

Now's the time to come thru and support @thedollyrose.bsky.social as they move to the SF Bay Area! allmylinks.com/theedollyrose

My newsletter went out yesterday! Check your email if you’ve been waiting for it.

So excited to annonce that @dominadaemon and I are offering doubles when she comes to visit NYC. Don’t you want to be teased incessantly by two feisty fire signs? 🔥 Limited availability, April 17-22, inquire on my site: AmaliaValentine.com

Hey, it's ok if you're not able to afford sex workers' services & products! What's not ok is feeling entitled to them & their time for free!

Calling all Bay Area kinky queers: I'm throwing a quarterly neon themed play party for 2025! NEON SPRING is on Sat Mar 15. Interested? DM me for details.

Ask and you shall receive my sweet boy @liefbound.bsky.social 😘

Of all my life accomplishments, my biggest flex is that I can fold a fitted sheet like this

I'm going to Nieman Marcus tomorrow to spend someone else's money. Be a good pet and next time it could be your money I'm spending 😘

Maker of my favorite finger floggers just released new stock! I have 3 pairs in different weights/styles from @breathetoys.bsky.social and they're all fan favorites.

This photo was taken the day a good boy gifted me these custom hand painted finger floggers from @breathetoys.bsky.social. White leather with UV reactive neon paint. They’ve held up against years of regular abuse and are STILL my favorite floggers.

Life isn't so bad when sipping a freshly made latte from @liefbound.bsky.social and snuggling his pup, Bamboo, in a hammock.

If you're protesting tomorrow: "I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present." MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.

Please value your mental and physical health right now. Things are stressful right now, but you can't let that weigh you down. Take a breath. Have some water. Relax your jaw. Stretch. And come back to the fight when you're ready.

I'm so grateful I was able to get my hysterectomy and top surgery before *gestures at everything*

Saw you at the store 😘

So how’s it going so far?

Her: "I'm paying you for evil." Me: "Good girl."

My good boy @liefbound.bsky.social 😘

Y'all this Lyft driver either needs to poop REAL BAD or is practicing for the next Fast and Furious casting

Happy birthday to @rubyriots.bsky.social ! Send birthday wishes via throne.com/rubyriots

Different day, same nonsense. Thanks, Google Photos for this collage 🫠

Absolutely loving my recent shoot with @wondrashoots.bsky.social

Them: "I thought of you last night: I saw someone break a pain stick on someone else!” ...I love when folks tell me they’ve been thinking of me.

Happy birthday @thedollyrose.bsky.social ! Birthday wishes can be sent to $theDollyRose

I always pack too much.

New year no tits no fucks

Life as a gogo dancer: a story in 3 parts

It's @dahliakahlil.bsky.social 's birthday! Happy birthday wishes can be sent to cash.app/$ashesofdahlia 🎂🎁🎉

While your experience with a domme or other SW can be therapeutic, we are not therapists. Attachment wounds, trauma wounds, all these things can show up in the relationship you have with your domme/SW. It’s a great opportunity then to process these things with a trained therapist you trust.