@bauerkahan.bsky.social Hey so your bill AB 2047 hurts small businesses and makers in CA and is fundamentally flawed in understanding how 3d printers work. There is no such thing as a certified firearm detection algorithm that can tell what a printer is printing and stop it.

I love when the gym is empty for me, just like your hollow little skull.

Tonight was so fucking fun

Watching the final edit with @mistressodette.bsky.social was SUCH a treat, BUY THIS FILM Y'ALL

If you have extra men's clothing, first aid supplies or unopened hygiene supplies I recommend donating to them! You can also make a donation here: www.dorothydayhouse.org/donate

5'2" and I can carry 200+ lbs with my bare hands. Try me, if you're brave enough: mxmayhemmai.com

Picking up custom orders from @mrsleather.bsky.social, thank you for the gift love 😘

Hang time with @mistressodette.bsky.social must include cuddling chickens

Aside from private sessions, I also offer group classes, 1on1 student lessons, and mentorships:m. Learn more at mxmayhemmai.com

Targeted ads truly knowing their audience 💀

Supporting us can look like: - tip us (before we have to ask) - vote for decriminalization, against "age verification" laws - support adjacent initiatives (trans rights 🙏🏻) - challenge conflation with bullshit "trafficking" claims and even - shaming men for looking down on us/on you for booking us

I don't have an OF but I do have-

TOMORROW! ⛓️ Hit smarter, not harder. Protect your back, level up your throw, refine your precision. (Masks required 😷) 🥷 Ergonomics of Impact Topping 📅 March 2 ⏰ 7–9 PM 🔗 bit.ly/ergonomicsofimpact @mayhemmai.bsky.social

HEY IMPACT TOPS! Want to improve your body mechanics in the dungeon? Learn how to mitigate repetitive stress injury, with supervised practice at the end of class! bit.ly/ergonomicsof... 7pm Mon March 2 Ergonomics of Impact Topping Hosted by @filthystudios.bsky.social in Oakland

Me and who?

Yes my gym bag is a cookie monster kids backpack. Yes I can lift more than you.

I did my first Farmer Carry! Held 48 kg in each hand (106 lbs) = in total carried 212 lbs across 15 meters.

DELICIOUSSSS

Do you still think of me, after the whip marks have faded? 📸: @alexandrakacha.bsky.social

prima ballerina 🩰

Take note when your favorite provider shares their preferences. Learn what they like and (quietly) send thoughtful tokens of adoration.

I'm guessing there was an attempt to theme this building lobby. What the theme was supposed to be, I don't fucking know.

A delivery of flower and treats: my good boy 😘

The monthly skillshare at @filthystudios.bsky.social is always so fun! Details at bit.ly/2025fss

Sounds of steel and leather: these are a few of my favorite things 📸: @alexandrakacha.bsky.social

Delicious dinner with delicious company, especially when I can have a fantastic filet mignon rare minus, and the desserts were DIVINE 🤤

Going shopping for new toys today, who wants to be my test dummy?

What are my favorite flowers? I don't like bouquets from the florist. Give me 1/4 oz of premium indoor grown, any day, always, instead 💐💐💐

I loathe this mind games playin ass owl. I don't tolerate passive aggressive language, or faked closeness, in my work or personal life. Wtf would I make an exception for this cursed avian pest 😤

Tfw you think you’re on the same page but you’re really not lmao. #femmeproblems W/ @mayhemmai.bsky.social

A story in 3 parts: I LOVE moon cakes. Today, stoned I realized I ate all mine yesterday 💔 Thank you M for the surprise platter of consolation nibbles! A stoner's delight 🥵

I absolutely love finding small gifts inside a big gift 🥰

I'm watching Penny Dreadful: "This is a cocaine derivative. They used to give it to me as a child. I had asthma." EXCUSE ME WHAT

Funny how I dress so much more slutty now that I don't have tits. It's almost like gender affirming care helped me feel more comfortable in my body 🤔

So disappointed, I finally got this Vitaly palm cuff and it's too small for me so I'm selling it. Open to offers. I want to offload this to buy the size large. www.vitalydesign.com/products/ss6...

Does anyone else always take a massive dump after a long session? 🧐 I'm guessing it's all the moving around and sweating from a solid 90min of impact topping.

POV: you're taking me to the museum. You don't know you'll be wearing the butt plug in my bag, for the entire time we're strolling the art exhibits 😇 Thank you for this vintage rabbit fur jacket, C

I need to write my bio for: 1) application to teach at a conference 2) dating app profile I've been STUCK and UNABLE to complete either. It's so awful tryna describe myself in words. I should just put for both: "Hi I like hitting people, wanna come get hit?"

@juneaspen.bsky.social capturing me in my natural habitat at @folsomstreet.bsky.social Gloves, neck chain, and suspenders from @mrsleather.bsky.social Leather thong from @apaticoshop.bsky.social Mini cat o' five by WhipsByAxel.com

@delphine.bsky.social and I are plotting something wicked, any ideas?

To be fair, this is the sweatshirt I'm wearing rn

The intrusive compulsion to unprovoked punch a cop in the jaw when I'm on my mental health walks

Approx 4 hrs later I finally took my meds

Tryna get stuff done when you have adhd

So many choices, so little time

I have very strict rules about how and when to confirm before your session. I will write them all out in my emails while booking, and you can read about them on my website. Following that process is your pre-session assignment.

It's so easy to lose sense of time when every moment is this delicious. 📸: @alexandrakacha.bsky.social

Reposting for the new crop of sex workers who got banned from The Bad Place in its latest puritanical purge this week. I'm sorry you lost your following there 😞 but I'm happy to see you here. 🫂 Also! - ♥️ Liking is sweet, - 🔁 reposting is appreciated, but - 💬 conversation is the core of community!

"I saw this and thought of you, would it please you to receive it?" Lolol dying