How's your day going?

San Francisco Pride was a wild chaotic blur ...and I wouldn't have it any other way

This foot rest and snack table should be you

While on a date and walking downtown, I saw a woman wearing these sandals and asked her about them. Thank you to my lovely date for surprising me with the exact sandals, in my size (size 7)!

Delicious birthday dinner with delicious company

I wasn't consistent with my testosterone during my birthday trip, and yesterday I had my first session with my new personal trainer. The shirt I wore yesterday DOES smell sweaty, but it's a DIFFERENT smell. It almost smells like boob sweat...? Anyone else experience this??

Bacchinal Buffet at Caesar's Palace birthday dinner was delicious

Some of my favorite phrases: 1..Put it on the room. 2. It's already taken care of. 3. I'll take both. ...It's been a fantastic birthday trip so far

Arrived in Vegas late last night for a birthday gift: a weekend at Aria. Breakfast then pool then lunch then pedicures then shopping then

Me: What should I wear to the vampire rave? Them: Your usual works pretty well My usual:

WHOMST AMONG YOU IS SEIZING THIS DELICIOUS OPPORTUNITY?

It's my birth month, and I love being spoiled. Current fave is this very thuddy toy from Agreeable Agony, one of many items in a gift bag from a couple very sweet dears 🥰

Seems like a good time to remind my hotel-going frendz on here that no matter what an email says, the only safe way to act on it is to close your email client, manually navigate to the site claiming to have an urgent update for you, and logging in to it using your password manager's autofill button.

The irony of accidentally being off my adhd meds because I kept forgetting to reorder them 🤡

I've been told I have unusually strong toes: grip strength, flexibility, and dexterity. Maybe I'll start making more feet content this summer 🤔

TOMORROW! 🔥Scene Survival Skills + Impact Jam w/ @mayhemmai.bsky.social Queer, trans, and BIPOC folks: use code friendofmayhem for discounted tickets! tinyurl.com/mayhemjam ⛓️ Don't miss it!

Queer, trans, and BIPOC folks: use code friendofmayhem for discounted tickets! tinyurl.com/mayhemjam ⛓️ This is the only class I teach from the bottom! For the demo I'll describe pain processing tips as I use them during a very spicy whipping scene. Don't miss it!

Taking a break while bartending the lesbian doll orgy to smoke a j and call my mom to say happy mother's day 💀

"At first glance, it looks like it might be impressive, but then you have to remember he's short." Damn girl, preach.

🔥Scene Survival Skills + Impact Jam w/ @mayhemmai.bsky.social Live demo of pain processing, followed by a supervised open dungeon to practice & play. Beginner-friendly, no partner needed. 🦠 COVID-safe play encouraged. Please test before attending. 📅 Fri, May 29 • 8–11:30PM 🎟️ tinyurl.com/mayhemjam

Me and who?

@bauerkahan.bsky.social Hey so your bill AB 2047 hurts small businesses and makers in CA and is fundamentally flawed in understanding how 3d printers work. There is no such thing as a certified firearm detection algorithm that can tell what a printer is printing and stop it.

I love when the gym is empty for me, just like your hollow little skull.

Tonight was so fucking fun

Watching the final edit with @mistressodette.bsky.social was SUCH a treat, BUY THIS FILM Y'ALL

If you have extra men's clothing, first aid supplies or unopened hygiene supplies I recommend donating to them! You can also make a donation here: www.dorothydayhouse.org/donate

5'2" and I can carry 200+ lbs with my bare hands. Try me, if you're brave enough: mxmayhemmai.com

Picking up custom orders from @mrsleather.bsky.social, thank you for the gift love 😘

Hang time with @mistressodette.bsky.social must include cuddling chickens

Aside from private sessions, I also offer group classes, 1on1 student lessons, and mentorships:m. Learn more at mxmayhemmai.com

Targeted ads truly knowing their audience 💀

Supporting us can look like: - tip us (before we have to ask) - vote for decriminalization, against "age verification" laws - support adjacent initiatives (trans rights 🙏🏻) - challenge conflation with bullshit "trafficking" claims and even - shaming men for looking down on us/on you for booking us

I don't have an OF but I do have-

TOMORROW! ⛓️ Hit smarter, not harder. Protect your back, level up your throw, refine your precision. (Masks required 😷) 🥷 Ergonomics of Impact Topping 📅 March 2 ⏰ 7–9 PM 🔗 bit.ly/ergonomicsofimpact @mayhemmai.bsky.social

HEY IMPACT TOPS! Want to improve your body mechanics in the dungeon? Learn how to mitigate repetitive stress injury, with supervised practice at the end of class! bit.ly/ergonomicsof... 7pm Mon March 2 Ergonomics of Impact Topping Hosted by @filthystudios.bsky.social in Oakland

Me and who?

Yes my gym bag is a cookie monster kids backpack. Yes I can lift more than you.

I did my first Farmer Carry! Held 48 kg in each hand (106 lbs) = in total carried 212 lbs across 15 meters.

DELICIOUSSSS

Do you still think of me, after the whip marks have faded? 📸: @alexandrakacha.bsky.social

Take note when your favorite provider shares their preferences. Learn what they like and (quietly) send thoughtful tokens of adoration.

I'm guessing there was an attempt to theme this building lobby. What the theme was supposed to be, I don't fucking know.

A delivery of flower and treats: my good boy 😘

The monthly skillshare at @filthystudios.bsky.social is always so fun! Details at bit.ly/2025fss

Sounds of steel and leather: these are a few of my favorite things 📸: @alexandrakacha.bsky.social

Delicious dinner with delicious company, especially when I can have a fantastic filet mignon rare minus, and the desserts were DIVINE 🤤

Going shopping for new toys today, who wants to be my test dummy?

What are my favorite flowers? I don't like bouquets from the florist. Give me 1/4 oz of premium indoor grown, any day, always, instead 💐💐💐