I believe teachers when they say kids have been graduating high school unable to read or write. Because they're now adults in my inbox, and Toth have mercy on my battered little soul.🫩 Use an AI like grammerly, hell, even have gpt do it. I dont care. I should not have to descipher English.

Another day, another invite from another "marketplace" claiming to be the new adult Etsy that no one has ever heard of.

Im in LA for a day before heading back to New Orleans. I miss Los Angeles, but I also love my little house and massive workshop in New Orleans. I want both. My space in New Orleans for the week and a teleporter to an apartment in downtown LA for the weekends.

I shall not answer emails when I havent slept in 48 hours. I shall not answer emails when I havent slept in 48 hours. I shall not reply to emails like a raging psychopath when I havent slept for 48 hours....

Sometimes I think the funniest thing about my private collection release is that there are a bunch of men who really want the wolf sets or alien sets (of course) but because theyre incapable of listening to a woman talk or following her directions they never have a shot.

I wonder how many artists have had to severely dumb down their work to make it marketable to the masses so they can survive?

After months and months of making rose floggers non-stop I am finally at the last one. After canceling the orders of people who couldn't understand what turn around times are, battling idiots filing chargebacks on things they agreed to the clearly labeled timeline...I am almost done!

That feeling when you have no family to worry about holiday plans for and the travel points have added up and maybe its time to go back to Japan for some leather...

Today I have used my nearly 20 years of leatherworking skill, 3d printing and digital modeling skills, and resin casting skills to make... Video game themed BDSM gear featuring chickens.

I think all these republicans are so riled up about a mere mayor because if he does actually make the changes he is promising it will be a shining example of how shitty our politicians have been to us and how gov. Is supposed to work for the people, not constantly make our lives harder.

Okay, so that means a bunch of people are leaving NYC now right? ... Right?

I finally bit the bullet and ordered an industrial sewing machine. My hand crank one can sew through freaking plywood, but its a major pain in the ass. Here's to lots of new designs coming out now that sewing wont have such a high labor factor!

I think if you take joy or self righteous satisfaction in people not getting money to buy food, youre a terrible person and you should be ashamed of yourself. If you think children shouldn't have food because I dOnT wAnNa pAy foR iT, youre actually a piece of a shit.

Me and my new friends.

Hi, Sumerian Records? Yeah, I would just like to request a 24 hour warning before @badomensofficial.bsky.social drops a new single just so I can schedule my therapy appointments accordingly. Okay, thanks!

Im in Mexico and ran into a MAGAt who was drunk off her ass and couldn't wait to tell me how much she loved ICE. Like, bitch, why are you here? We are IN MEXICO.

So there was this thing about the Roman Empire and the Ceasar pissing off the military....

Me reading the list of symptoms of burn out like 😳. Can you be burnt out from a job you love? What if youre just burnt out from life?

I am gaslighting my neighbor into not being a Karen. This lady sits on her porch all day just watching the street and looking for things to get upset about. I like to give her things to be upset about.

Im having some work done by contractors on my house, basic repair stuff. And wow is it a weird feeling to have men in my house. I feel like even the house itself is weirded out. We all just like, Why would a man be there?! I need that list of women only contractors to go live

Do one thing today to help. One thing tomorrow. One thing the day after. Taking a swing at every bad thing happening is just going to burn you out. Remember, if everyone does their one thing the world changes

This dude and I seem to have come to an understanding.

I am convinced that behind every woman getting out of abusive relationship is a line of friends and family trying to convince her she's the problem and telling her she should try harder, do better, thats just the way men are, etc.

New paddle!

Anyone asking for "sponsorships" aka, money for nothing, from small businesses right now....🤣🤣🤣

I dont understand why people email me to ask me questions, and then just dont listen to the answers

So someone spends years making a career off rage baiting and harming people, then holds events where they sit beneath a rage bait sign and invite people to come and take a shot at them and then theyre surprised when someone does?

Waiting to watch democrats utterly fail at messaging on trump trying to ban American citizens from owning guns. They'll call it the trans gun ban, which will make it about trans people and not about banning Americans from owning guns, therefore palatable to even the most ardent 2A worshippers

Masks, headdresses, and horns for Halloween!

Adorable little orb weaver

Something I wish meal services understood is the vegetarians and vegans are not the same thing and we shouldn't be lumped together. Ive been a vegetarian for over 20 years. Im not a vegan and I dont want to eat vegan. If ALL your vegetarian meal options are also vegan, its a no from me.

I hate frequently waking up to a new way this admin is making it harder to run my business. I hate constantly wondering if its finally bad enough I need to leave. I hate that I finally built stability and peace in my house and work and would have to give it up. And I hate everyone who did it.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

So California gains 5 blue seats, and TX gains 5 red seats...which effectively cancel each other out and the balance in the House remains the same. This is what I mean by democrats being performative.

It is so infuriating to be constantly censored by people who want to be able to rape kids. Like, I understand my work is for adults. I only want adults to see it. But rather than use algorithms to make sure that happens, platforms just censor it out due to laws legislators pass.

If your post is supposed to be about something like a recipe, how to, or whatever and instead of just giving the info you want people to comment something in order for you to send it to them, Im blocking your account. That's a manipulative way to get engagement and steal emails.

Little guy up in the shop.

Am I not enough of a blasphemer for you all? Like, is my heretic nature a joke to you? /s I just got an email from a motorcycle "club" (let's be real, a lot of them are white supremacist gangs), asking for a charity donation for a christian organization. Sir, this is a 🌈 BDSM store.

People are always telling me how much they love how my brain works (in reference to my work) but get real butthurt when that same brain doesnt tolerate their shit. Look bro, you think this shit comes from the mind of someone sane with warm and fluffy feelings toward people?

Ya know, when the depression hits and my brain starts going through all the reasons I think Im terrible, I remember that at least im not such a pathetic piece of shit that I go around insulting and harassing random women on the internet.

So, my employee has to take a significant chunk of time off due to the toll this work takes on the body. Which I get. Ive been doing this for almost 20 years. And while this is absolutely not her fault and I support her taking the time, it is the worst timing for me.

Do other cities get texts every few weeks about prison inmates escaping or being mistakenly released from custody initiating a manhunt every few weeks? Or that just New Orleans?

Im stuck doing jury duty, and my peeps, this experience is not giving me any faith in our justice system and it has nothing to do with the people on trial but the other jurors. The number of people unable to comprehend and answer basic questions is frightening.

I really dont know why people make the assumption that swingers and peeps watching porn are the correct demographic for high end kink. Its not. And I feel like this should be obvious, but if it isnt, I present to you- every time any event has tried to merge the two.

I think people dont understand how low the bar is for like...everything. Humans by and large aren't really great at independent thought, self discipline, or determination. Most people will just let their situation be shit rather than do a single real thing to improve it.

Burgundy rose flogger. Its only available in the private Collection. This collection code has already gone out, so if you weren't already on the list, youre too late for this round. The collections drop twice a year. Sign up so youre ready to roll for the next one.

The Friday before a collection drop is just me building the webpage and the having to take calming breaths every time I look at my email so I dont just reply to every single person- JUST FUCKING READ, THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS 3 PIXELS AWAY FROM THE LINK YOU CLICKED

People love to tell others to "educate themselves" about something thay only have a 5 minute Google session understanding of, not realizing the person theyre talking to has extensive knowledge about the topic that far outpaces theirs...

I think I have found another way to be a menace to society. 😁