Very funny from /r/balatro

Guest characters in fighting games more and more having the vibe of looking at a restaurant's dessert menu and its all fucking "dark chocolate Snickers™️ cheesecake" or "Butterfingers™️ caramel mousse" or "Trolli™️ Gummi-Worms™️ sorbet sundae"

Switched from Formula 2 to Indy 500 and holy shit, looks like I am watching a broadcast from 2001. Wtf are these overlays? The timing tower graphics came straight from a bad PS2 game. They deserve better 🫠

HEIA NORGE we are so back 🇳🇴

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Moisturize me

It’s official! The 1/2000 Chogokin SDF-1 Macross” has finally been revealed. The total height in aAttack configuration is about 70 cm, and the total length of the ship in cruiser mode is about 65 cm. It has gimmicks such as Macross Cannon and Daedalus Attack. More details are soon to come.

brazilians be like: ohh my favorite desserts are lady foot, soft mary and black woman's tit

Today I learned they sell a special watch only to people who survived an ejection from a fighter jet.

I miss the watchparties and the mayhem on the timeline. I only remembered it was today because i saw some posts from people in Brazil. It soured completely. :(

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Tenk å ha ferie og våkne klokka seks ☹️

Someone is looking stupid with her Libresse with wings

Haha vent nå betaler man for kinoseter som på konserter?!?

PERSONA SUPER LIVE P-SOUND BOMB!!!! 2017 Concert available on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39UgzObaXFI

um nidorine não-binárie que no final evolua para nidoqueer

Zenyatta

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

Announcement: chat jipiti

THIS BROKE ME I AM SHOOK

Vurderer å selge bilen min på Finn, er jeg en masochistisk idiot?

~shiawase~ youtu.be/gfePzMhUrlo?...

Pensei q era bomba mas era terremoto, vou voltar pro Brasil, bjs

Tenker på hvor nervøs jeg var hele tiden vi var i Japan og trodde absolutt alt var jordskjelv og kunne ikke sove og så skjer det HER?

Herregud de holdte på å fikse søylene i bygget vårt og jeg trodde noe hadde gått galt 🫠

It happened! After 10 years I finally found a 4th character I can play in Overwatch, thanks Sierra. 😭❤️

Ok well played

Visiting my family in the countryside of northeast Brazil. My aunt is screaming at me because I don’t want to believe an AI vídeo of Bill Gates eating and drinking children’s blood. We are so fucked.

FFVI turned 32, so here is one of my favorite pieces of art from my friend @crystalvfae.bsky.social who absolutely understood the assignment.

Meu primo de trigésimo grau (francês) postou isso no Facebook e eu infelizmente ri muito

Achei minha ~agenda da Cantão~ de 1999 com o programa da Animecon 2000 🥹

Sorry but nothing screams entitlement more than moving to a different country and not bothering to learn the language, when you only speak one language to begin with

My current position on the debate about what is an immigrant and what is an expat, is that immigrants work hard whilst expats spend much of their time moaning about the place they've moved to www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

~Entrails~

Primeiro dia em Fortal, comi um queijo coalho suspeito e passei o dia vomitando. No segundo fui no Beach Park e voltei igual um camarão. Preciso vir em casa com mais frequência, peguei a gringuice do Herman.

Meet CLAMP's new Magic Knights — with music co-written by Yuki Kajiura!

I går ringte de på døra, nå fant jeg denne på postkassa. Er det noe jeg kan gjøre? Ikke første gangen de ringer på døra.

it's called ska

cursed pokopia habitat

Super Dimension Fortress Macross

Noen ringte meg og begynte å snakke spansk: «Beklager, jeg snakker ikke spansk…» «Men du har jo en spansk navn» «Erh nei..portugisisk…jeg er fra Brasil» «Oh jaaa *bytter til en blanding av spansk og portugisisk* Jeg vil invitere deg til en kjempeviktig event!» «Ah ja..» «Vi skal snakke om Jesus!» 😑

This is the best product review I’ve read: samhenri.gold/blog/2026031... It doesn’t matter if you’re interested in the MacBook Neo or not; this is the kind of essay that makes you think about the potential of technology and the joys of exploration.

Ikkje for å skryte, men dette er mine 10 favorittkort i #wikigacha: https://wikigacha.com/