hey could everyone log out for a while? i just need to be alone rn :/

well i guess me graduating there isn’t that school’s biggest event anymore… 😔

they should invent an airplane that has enough overhead bin space 😍

“23 and me” would be a really good title for a self-insert michael jordan fanfic

me & my fellow beatles

playing music on a speaker on public transportation deserves the death penalty i think

we’re playing jackbox ~6 pst tomorrow if any of you give a cr*p 👀 twitch.tv/lindseykaate

hailey baldwin’s nemesis hailey hairloss

if i had an onlyfans i would call myself a cuntent creator. thanks guys

guy that starts trafficking drugs in hopes of a cavity search bc he doesnt have dental insurance

finally putting the rumors to rest

smokin that shit that made colin farrell 🚬

don’t forget to lose track of an undetermined amount of time staring into the void tonight! love you!

and is this “party rock” in the room with us right now?

hey babe are you okay? you’re barely getting slizzard…

she hoob on my stank

me: what kind of animal is that tour guide: alaskan otter me: ok, let me know what he says

hey guys does anyone know what to do ever?

halloween costume idea lmk!

me creating pushed pork

mom sold me to crazy frog :/

you're off the henny i'm jacking off my hunny

ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO

walking around on stilts but in a casual, unassuming way

An 8-year-gap on résumé that just says ”karate”

wait is this what louis armstrong was talking about?