Jamie Carbone
@jamiecarbone.bsky.social
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I will be keeping track of every piece of media I consume in 2026 as one giant thread
27 days ago
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âNew year new Meâ I say as I throw myself down a flight of stairs giving me irreparable brain damage
27 days ago
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If I was Master Splinter I wouldâve named them Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer
3 months ago
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Iâm already listening to Christmas music because Mariah Carey never wrote a thanksgiving fuck jam
3 months ago
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Welcome to my haunted house. They say years ago, in this very spot where you're standing, my father's hopes and dream for me died. If you listen closely, you can hear them say "Law School is still an optiooooooon"
3 months ago
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âDo you mind if I turn on some music?â âSureâ *turns on MARIO KART WORLD EVERY SPOOKY SONG PLAYLIST*
3 months ago
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Brandon "Tunnel Ignus" Kirkman
3 months ago
It is time again to post about
@podzooky.bsky.social
, my podcast about Kaiju media and silly discussions of such things. It's spooky season so we had on returning champ
@jamiecarbone.bsky.social
to talk about Sector 7 and lifting the Power Rangers Turbo Movie ban
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Podzooky
TV & Film Podcast · Updated Monthly · Three dumb idiots talk about the biggest lizard idiot who shoots dumb radiation out of his dum dum face.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/podzooky/id1239285675
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Her: I need a real eater Me thinking about that time I got kicked out of a Chinese buffet: hey
4 months ago
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Ghosting is for cowards I need you to be brutally honest about what you donât like about me
5 months ago
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Person who has diarrhea at a rate unheard of in modern science so they rename it after them
5 months ago
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Guy who constantly says âbig things comingâ but he just means his impending divorce
5 months ago
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Me in the criterion closet: yâall got I, Robot?
5 months ago
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Juno ruined how a whole generation of white people talked
6 months ago
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Nice joke you wrote there, be a shame if I took it completely seriously
6 months ago
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The five literary conflicts: - Man vs Man - Man vs Self - Man Vs Nature - Man vs Food - The Monstars have stolen the powers of famous NBA players and Michael Jordan has to stop them
6 months ago
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Nurse: Are you ready for your circumcision? Your doctor is almost here Me: Yes *mr bean enters* Me: oh no
7 months ago
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I gave him a Meyers Briggs test and Tony Hawk got Extra Vert
7 months ago
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Her: Tell me what youâre into Me: Being paid a livable wage Her: No likeâŠwhatâs something that specifically pleases you? Me: Cheap rent?
7 months ago
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My dad: Hey when you keep texting âI want to get Challengersâd this summerâ in the family group chat, what does that mean? Me high as fuck in the burnt down k-mart parking lot: what
7 months ago
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*getting on one knee outside the Taco Bell* these last three weeks have been a Baja blast
7 months ago
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As a child I thought the Sonic the hedgehog drowning music was the most stressful thing Iâd ever encounter and then I learned about the US healthcare system
8 months ago
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Trump and Elonâs fight will end the same way the two white trash guys in my home townâs fight ended: unrelated drug overdoses
8 months ago
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Take that, rewind it back, Usher got the voice to make your mom leave your dad
8 months ago
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Someone at work just said âwhatever happened to Sully Sullenberge?â And someone else said âthe blue guy from Monsters inc.?â
8 months ago
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Sorry gays the only âprideâ I have is the pride in doing a good job at fucking men
8 months ago
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10 months ago
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Iâm not ready for my parents to die, I am ready to stop being their tech support
10 months ago
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Playing an April foolâs prank on my job by actually doing my work today
10 months ago
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*bursting into a room at a party where everyone is doing cocaine* hey man do you recycle cans?
10 months ago
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Get me to Godâs country
10 months ago
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The Onion
10 months ago
âI Messed Up At Work Again,â Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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david tveite
10 months ago
the thing that democrats should absolutely have learned from trump by now is the power of a mean nickname. anytime hegseth is in a room they should be calling him petey secrets. hey petey secrets, invite any journalists into your war planning group chat lately? haha he loves it, this guy's crazy.
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10 months ago
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Star Wars but Richard Kind is C-PO tm tm tm copyright tm
10 months ago
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I showed you my manga collection plz rspnd
10 months ago
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Person who listens to the goo goo dolls and says things like âthese white boys really got somethin!â
11 months ago
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Iron Spike
11 months ago
Ditch your Echo.
add a skeleton here at some point
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When I say I got that dog in me I mean this dog specifically
11 months ago
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Almost failed geometry in the tenth grade because I spent all day designing and writing fanfiction starring my friends
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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Crashing out + Locked In = Locked out where the fuck are my keys
11 months ago
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Amelia Bedelia (1963) Thank You, Amelia Bedelia (1964) Amelia Bedelia and the Surprise Shower (1966) Come Back, Amelia Bedelia (1971) Amelia Bedelia: Tokyo Drift (1972)
11 months ago
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Me: Do you like Wendyâs? George W Bush: Wendyâs? Me: Yeah when deez nuts hit the second tower George W Bush: hahaha I canât believe I fell for that again. Hey Jamie? Me: Yeah George W Bush: Youâre my best friend. Me: I know George.
11 months ago
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I love dune so much every pet I have has been named Duncan Idaho
11 months ago
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Thinking about getting merch made for all my fellow Severance heads
11 months ago
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*sopranos theme voice* Woke up this mornin Watched myself some Scrubs
11 months ago
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If Adrien Brody can use AI to make his performance better and win an Oscar we should let everyone in sports use steroids
11 months ago
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God I wish I wasnât an alcoholic because Iâd sell my soul to be hammered at a baseball game
11 months ago
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Shouldâve let me make gladiator 2
11 months ago
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âWhy donât my kids talk to me?â - guy who refers to pokemon solely as slurs
11 months ago
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