what if you needed a job but nowhere you can feasibly work at would hire you

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now this is the kind of gooning i can get behind

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i wish i was anything. but i'll working on it.

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Customer: LET'S WELD, I'M A WELDER DMV: LEZ=DICTIONARY.COM SAYS CONTEMPTUOUS TERM USED TO REFER TO A LESBIAN… Verdict: ACCEPTED

Adult likers: Where Are They Now?

Customer: I'M RETIRED POLICE. CAR IS RETIRED POLICE CAR. DMV: COP Verdict: DENIED

Im going to have a human brains eating contest in christie pits and one of the brains contains a prion. so its like russian roulette and an eating contest. please rsvp

Customer: FAM OF GZ. GZ IS GALLIANOS. *LAST NAME* DMV: FAMILY LOVE FAGS? Verdict: DENIED

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Lammy Blows It

half price cum at the laundromat

the baby bunny of earth

BAO COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION

Customer: BAO AND BUTTER, THE NAME OF MY FOOD BLOG, BAO IS CHINESE FOR BREAD DMV: BAO COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION Verdict: DENIED

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Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see; one chants out, between two worlds- Thousands of adult games FREE

got followed on my way to the gym at 1:30am by some guy saying incomprehensible things to me andstaring at me extremely wide eyed. very freaked out and hate the area i live in

I love getting compliments on my muscles it makes me so happy ^-^ yay ^-^

do you understand how fucking close i am to shaving all my hair off btw

very good outfits being posted today by the fruits mag bot

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im bicepsual. has anyone ever said this before

new type of stress dream unlocked

my top 100 "i don't fit in anywhere" moments

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im cisgender nonbinary

The combination Canadian Tire/ Party City/ ServiceOntario claims yet another soul...

i'm not a cheap noob. i am not so sucks. and no one is going to kicks my ass.

i can fit into a skirt i bought a while ago that i wasn't able to before. the tapeworm is working

i want a new pinned post but idk what to make it... whateverr

My name is muffin im 25 year old

I am carrying Jordan Peterson's illegitimate unborn child.

playing balatro with the game speed set to 4 is making me sexually horny...

15s are easy 15s are simple i can do 15s in my sleep i am not afraid of max 300

do not tell anyone about how torrenting works. americans need to give up tv shows from streaming services as a form of flagellant penance. if dropping a streaming service was rewarded with access to their shows they wouldn't learn anything