As 2025 comes to an end, it is time to evaluate my progress on my New Year’s resolution. Due to 7 months of crippling unemployment and frozen pizza, 2025 was not the year I became the gay thirst trap I wanted to see in the world.

A few months ago a coworker attempted to wage war against HR with copy-paste ChatGPT emails. She did not win that war. And she seemed surprised by that. I still think about it.

Big “I’m never shopping here again” energy.

Me doing these monthly cyber security training videos for work

Oh my god, you’re a Capricorn? That makes so much sense. You’re always working. You’re thinking of capitalism. Is your star sign Unemployed?

New hair who dis

Thank god it's the weekend. Time to relax by doing nothing and stressing about all the things I should be doing.

"You sound gay" "You sound unemployed."

Why do I love PlayStation so much? I dunno. I imprinted on the PS1 startup sound like a baby duck.

I refuse to delete old saves. Those are my children. I raised them. We grew together.

Resisting the Millenial urge to put 😂 at the end of every text.

Decided to knock out some “just for funsies” games in my backlog. Just finished my first time playthrough of the first Mafia game. No funsies were found 😭

Living with a musician: he hates the ceiling fan cuz it makes a quiet ass hum. The most annoying part? “It’s not even in tune.”

Did I neeeed coasters of every PS1 entry of Final Fantasy? Yes I absofuckinglutely did, Debbie, so mind your business.

I was accused of looking 38 in a court of law. We sued the landlord and the landlord decided to hit me where it hurt. BRB Telling my lawyer to seek compensation for emotional damages.

“Hey! Love the hair!” 15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35. “Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”

Getting rejection emails from jobs I applied to 2 years ago as if I was unsure about where we stood. Thank you so much for clearing that up.

Updating treatment plans like

In grad school I went out with some classmates. We bonded over 90’s alt/punk rock and charcuterie. Everyone was some flavor of queer. Named the group chat “Semi-Charcoochie Life”. That was the only time that group actually hung out. Waste of a group chat name.

OUR QUEER LOVE IS POWERFUL AND UNBREAKABLE. GAY LOVE AND TRANS LOVE DESERVE SAFETY, JOY AND RESPECT EVERY SINGLE DAY. WE WILL NOT LET BIGOTS DIM OUR LIGHT. SHOUT IT LOUD: LOVE IS LOVE AND TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS! 🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊

When Covid first happened I was secretly excited it would wipe out half the population as there's far too many people and it's too hard to get a parking space at Morrisons.

Rolled credits on Ninja Gaiden Sigma. You don’t beat it. You survive it. If this was my first experience with Ninja Gaiden I might never have gone back to the series. Will gladly never think about this game again 🙃

“Video games cause violence” Me reloading a save cuz my dialogue choice upset someone

Seattle’s hottest platinum trophy is Infamous Second Son. It has everything: Human glow sticks, rejected extras from the Matrix, and graffiti minigames that make you feel like Banksy's unpaid intern. 🫟Graffiti Shake Weights/10 Would stomp DUPs again⚡️

The transformation is complete

Did you know Ninja Gaiden Sigma has a secret hidden ultra final boss? It's the fuckin camera.

🎮 About to start a casual playthrough of Ninja Gaiden Sigma just for funsies. It's been a while since I've played a game I didn't intend to platinum.

It’s about that time 💙💗💜

When the party is full but you love the new character so now you’re spiraling about your loyalty to pixels.

Blue is objectively the best flavor

Sometimes I think I’m helping people. Other times I nod for 50 minutes and say “that’s valid”.

Time to spend 8 hours resisting the urge to write "and honestly, same" in my service notes.

Well

My hope is that with his death, Charlie Kirk achieves a more positive influence on America than he did in his entire racist, anti-LBGTQ life: to highlight the scourge of gun violence that is singularly destroying our country.

Director: How’s your caseload? Me: Heavy. Like my student loans.

The story: high tragedy smothered in political betrayal. The Warren Report is basically medieval Twitter gossip. Grind? Brutal. Choices? Gutting. Would I do it all again? Absolutely. 📜Grid-Based Shakespeare/10 Would spend 129 hours with Canopus again ♥️ #Gaymer #PlatinumTrophy #TrophyHunter

We don’t gossip in the office. We “debrief”.

Coffee #1: for me Coffee #2: for the clients Coffee #3: for the billing codes

Soulsborne fans: “it’s not hard, scrub. You just have to suffer correctly.”

Grey rainy day inside under my blankets with video games. Maybe I’ll top it off with a nice hot cup of tea

Imagine surviving Elden Ring bosses but getting one-shot by the thought of two men holding hands

I want a skill tree that leads to emotional stability. Or being good at taxes.

Just smashed up an apple pie into a McFlurry. The midnight snack goblin in my brain has been appeased.

Psycho Pass saw Minority Report and said “but what if prison was therapy and therapy was a laser cannon controlled by mood rings controlled by a fish tank full of brains.”

So caught up with the new job 🙃 Been gone for a minute but I’m taking this holiday weekend to unwind with some gaming and checking off some things from the mile long watch list

KPop Demon Hunters is the greatest musical ever written. Broadway can not compete. That is all.

This new job got me busy as hell* *Sittin in cafes for an hour or two between meetings

Forgive and forget? Nope. I remember and remind.

🎮 I thought the elemental shrine grind was a bit much. Tactics Ogre said “how bout dat Palace of the Dead tho”. Another 100 battle grind just to get 2 trophies? After spending a good 10 hours on it this weekend, I’m only on floor 53.