in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

Anna mumbling next to me: "Italy reminding everyone they invented the profession that killed princess Diana"

worst thing about instagram's "suggested" posts is that you'll see a picture of the most beautiful sandwich in the world & it's a weekend special at a cafe 800 miles away in a small midwestern town. we weren't meant to know about all the beautiful sandwiches we can't eat

seeing discourse™ about veganism being over is so funny. like i grew up when boca burgers were the only meat substitute in the frozen aisle of food lion. the first vegan sausage i tasted was homemade with tvp. you have no idea what i endured to get here!

it fills me with incandescent rage when that one singer refers to rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as "rudy." no one calls him that

eating out of the fridge for a week to make room for a thanksgiving dinner that we'll then eat out of the fridge for a week

guys training to look like the terminator to land a tall goth gf...meanwhile iain from bakeoff is getting by just fine by making bread & having a gay earring (complimentary)

did you know that NPR sells cropped muscle tanks & if you buy one it supports independent news broadcasting

tracking climate change by which week of bakeoff is super hot to the point that everyone's bakes are ruined

they say you can't recapture childhood joy but have you ever given candy to a tiny rumi from kpop demon hunters (2025)

visibly gay as in the guy selling merch at this punk show started sharing recommendations for local establishments that are "accepting" & "don't tolerate intolerance" with no prompting

delighted to find out there's a little league champ named MAXEN SNOOZY?!

let's pretend i didn't get matching jollibee × katseye "chickenjoy gnarly" tees for me & gwen as a statement against consumption rather than because they sold out immediately

they should invent miles that run themselves

it's 88 degrees but wegmans has the cinnamon brooms out

every other transit service in america: amtrak: folks, feel free to step out onto the platform if you want to smoke a cigarette. you have 10 minutes to smoke a cigarette at this stop. 1 hour till the next smoke break after that. smokers, how you doing? this stop is for you

me at 4:55pm: can't wait to kick back & do nothing for the rest of the day me at 10:12pm: can i learn how to echolocate from youtube videos

if i were gwyneth i'd put a little nod to it in the next goop gift guide, like an enormous pair of $27,000 sunglasses with the caption: "play it cool and keep a low profile at your next big event"

the first lines of andrea gibson i ever heard were on angel haze's cover of same love: "i am living today as someone i had not yet become yesterday / and tonight i will borrow only pieces of who i was today." it feels impossible somehow that they're gone

actually though the big recession indicator is having zero (0) irl derby friends at rollercon this year

jenny nicholson barbie video you can't come soon enough

🧂We’re back and ready to season things up again! Salt City Roller Derby returns to the track on Saturday, July 19 with a DOUBLE HEADER that'll bring the flavor. 🛼 Game 1 – 4 PM: SCRD Travel Team vs. the Pepper Pop-Ins (mashup team) 🛼 Game 2 – 6 PM: Beginner-Level Open Scrimmage

this year's goal is to do a derby triathlon (bike to scrimmage, scrimmage, go out dancing)

the only winners on queer ultimatum are the bffs who are clearly itching for a breakup. imagine if you've secretly hated your friend's gf for years & one day you get a text like "hey can you go on national television analyzing my chemistry with another girl who i just met"

I have been made aware of the existence of the goth Australian basketball player and my life will never be the same

trying to convince someone not to pursue hrt as part of their transition is a form of conversion therapy

not anne burrell

"i just want to show up & skate" not me, i joined roller derby because i love cold calling warehouse owners & filling out tax forms

gaysball

Predictable. There was no "placing" required

well the zone of interest is certainly a movie i recommend everyone watch & will never watch again

anyone else feel weirdly bonded to the other people at the airport flying from where you used to live to where you live now

gwen made me a vegan cumin lamb sandwich on homemade focaccia

conclave has me wondering how high in the catholic church you need to get before you pick a pope name. does like the junior priest of gary, indiana have one chosen "just in case"?

was about to post "someone should invent a type of exercise that doesn't make you sweaty or sore or result in laundry" then remembered that walking exists

Are you a trans person who plays recreational sports? How does the rhetoric around trans athletes affect you when you go out and play? Please reach out, I’d love to include your voices in a story! DMs open. Signal: SydneyBauer.30

me watching a pro athlete play a sport that pays millions & grants them worldwide fame: ugh they'd be so good at roller derby though

the fishwife x bon iver collab is surely a recession indicator

oh amazing

Quote of the day: A labor prison with a 0% release rate is a death camp

the dire wolf puppies aren't actually dire wolves? they're a marketing ploy? cool can i have one then

1. sign this petition to declare syracuse a safe haven for trans people: safehavensyracuse.my.canva.site 2. buy a local trans girl a pizza or tacos or texas roadhouse or whatever she wants! she's probably stressed out & hungry!

as an incredibly average runner it still floors me that today i ran 13.1 miles with my little human feet in the time it takes to watch shakespeare in love (1998)

it's so pretty

not the gay guy at the bar tearing into jk rowling, then taking one look at me & saying "bet you were a ravenclaw." owned. leveled. i'm never leaving the house again

race packet: we recommend running without headphones so you have full awareness of your surroundings me: absolutely

one week from my half marathon & the primary fear has shifted from "burning out in the first three miles" to "having childbirth style amnesia about how much it sucks & wanting to do a full after"

excited to report that we are growing okra & chinese eggplant in our garden this year

North Star Roller Derby players to Karen Tolkkinen: Leave us out of your troubled fantasies, please. “Trans and gender expansive people belong in roller derby. Those who cannot understand this and who have never played roller derby, yet seek to police it, should find a different sport to watch.”

when i block: front or back? watch the line. other line. talk to me. drop! offense? offense. speed up. hold. drop. star pass? offense? get together. call call call— when i jam: (refrigerator hum) SPACE (tv static) POINTS