This mainly seems like a preview of the kind of role Kyle Chandler is going to play for the rest of his life

Who will think of the selfless billionaires

lmao

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

In-world-oral-histories hive rise up! (I know you're out there)

Does Heather Gay's five-book deal (five!!) with Podium make her the first Real Housewife to write a novel, or am I forgetting someone?

Was saddened to see publishing legend Ann Godoff died. (Fuck cancer.) I was at Penguin when she started Penguin Press, and as part of her welcome to the company she gave an internal talk about editing, and publishing, and I still remember, decades later, being starstruck by how damn smart she was.

There’s several reasons that business and public figures began immediately associating WFH with laziness and slacking, one is that these are things they already believe about disabled/chronically ill folk, and they hope you do, too.

Hey if you are a fan of Ian Doescher's William Shakespeare's Star Wars books, wanted to let you know that "The Mandalorian of Nevarro" releases in April, covering season 1! insighteditions.com/collections/...

Jerry Maguire is on TV and watching all these years later at my age is realizing Kelly Preston was right. I hope she traded up.

My husband gave me this Valentine’s Day Ewok which I did not know was a thing. Needless to say I’m delighted

This is an incredible self-own.

My story ties in all of the What If collection's standalone novels, featuring the brilliant work of @authoroux.bsky.social, @seananmcguire.bsky.social, @mikechenwriter.bsky.social and @beccapodos.bsky.social. Seriously GO read them all! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/E8D/w...

things have not changed here. please, if you’re not in minnesota, do not look away. please prepare where you are. this is what they’ll do to your community next.

As a sticky toffee pudding fan I can say with confidence that this man and I would be close friends.

Never expected my soulmate to be an Italian figure skater, but here we are

just an update from when we talked to the reporter: we’ve now successfully connected over 100 families for direct, peer to peer rent adoption. we’ve collected and immediately distributed…a lot. it is a drop in the bucket, but all of this is. everyone is just doing what they can.

As usual, Emma Thompson says it right.

An adorable reminder that representation matters. www.instagram.com/reel/DUGc2fa...

Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires. Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess. Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining. Documentarian: Exactly. Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?

Saw Bruce McCulloch at #SFSketchfest tonight and there was bonus Kevin McDonald, so that was good. Fun times in a room full of nerdy Gen Xers. Also I need to tell @infinata.bsky.social that there was a Winnipeg joke (not complimentary).

A tiny distraction on a bonkers day: a new excerpt of Star Wars Outlaws: Low Red Moon that sees ND-5 and Jaylen track a target in the GFFA equivalent of Burbank Airport (seriously), only to discover ties to one of the underworld's biggest players www.polygon.com/star-wars-ou...

Hilarious. Yes, sure, the writer you describe is exactly the kind of writer dying to help that POS make his pr0n bot better. LOL.

Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

When I teach genre, this is a major frustration for me. Prestige/elevated/literary/etc are marketing genres! Every work has genre. But prestige works get marked as "not genre" because genre, like accent or race, is something you only need comment on if it's outside of the enforced norm.

The Alabama House, not the US House. But this is why I'm not big on "reforms" prohibiting ICE agents from wearing masks. They'll absolutely just apply the same thing to all of us. In the same bill, I would predict!

Do you need to feel smug? Because reading about these AI disasters will scratch that itch.

LOL

The Sesame Street account posted some tips for talking to your kids. If you’re a parent even to grown kids, Lordy please check in on them. www.instagram.com/p/DT_kWPtDHy...

Teachers: when your students show up with a lot of energy, you need Grogu vibes 🌿✨ Press our NEW video “Balanced Breathing with Grogu,” to help distracted students find their calm, no Jedi training required. Powered by @STARWARS https://www.gonoodle.com/videos/Yl6Aq2/balanced-breathing-with-grogu

In solidarity with all those standing up for our communities against the brutality of immigrant detention and ICE occupation, we're offering free ebooks of three crucial books about migrant justice and border abolition. We’ve also added a list of additional recommended reading:

I am not on X anymore but my iPad still shows me random notifications and I have to share this because OMG. “Guillermo del Toro just started singing at a Sundance party” x.com/kylebuchanan...

I know from experience that a kind nurse means a lot at a very hard time. It certainly sounds like Alex Pretti was one of those special people.

A friend just sent me video from New Orleans of a bunch of women dressed up as Princess Leia for Mardi Gras, so there is still some good in this world

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

"What can Democrats actually do?" - Vote against funding for ICE and DHS - State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law - Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE - Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny

Yesterday their biggest fear was becoming a meme.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

Our initial analysis is up. The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot. He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.

For #caturday, here's a nice photo of Larry the Downing Street cat. Larry turns 19 this year, God bless him. His title is said to be Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. (Official portrait by Her Majesty's Government, 2016)

Wanna write a book? This book will help. With practical information, real advice, and frequent jokes, WRITE THROUGH IT will hold your hand from editing, query, publishing and more. bookshop.org/p/books/writ...

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

The first audio snippet of Star Wars Outlaws: Low Red Moon is out on IG! It's an early Jaylen chapter, so you can hear Eric Johnson (Jaylen's voice actor) narrate the first meeting between him/ND-5, as well as how they process ND's dialogue like the game. www.instagram.com/p/DTjHznTAre5/

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are coming to Batuu 🏰✨ #MarvelComics' STAR WARS: GALAXY’S EDGE – ECHOES OF THE EMPIRE, a new 5-issue series by @ethansacks.bsky.social, ties the original trilogy directly into #Disneyland’s Galaxy’s Edge starting this April. #comicsky #StarWars Details:

1. These companies continued to advertise on X as Grok generated nonconsensual sexualized images of kids (and adults). We contacted all of them for comment. All 37 either declined to comment or did not respond. NFL Shein NBA Outback Steakhouse Burger King ESPN (Con't)

Ahead of time, you first have to turn on full encryption on your devices, it’s not that cumbersome—a good guide here:

Worth every second

I'm such a loser, basically my first thought was "How are they going to find someone hot enough to be Han Solo" #priorities disneyparksblog.com/dlr/star-war...

(Also, it is NOT the brand's first official novel as the spokesperson says; I own a couple vintage Barbie novels from the... 60s, I think.)