Hey who wants to see a short dogboy butch strap the hell out of a taller, more muscular kittycat Tgirl?

How would you all feel if I started an onlyfans with my wife?

devastating to learn that i don't hate presenting femme, i just hate clothes that fit wrong

My wife is so mean to me :(( She's right tho this did actually happen @thedogthatbites.bsky.social

Im learning lately, that most "Gen Z" people say they want to help the homeless, and will then proceed to lie to someone so bad, so many times in a row, that they CREATE TWO HOMELESS people. Both queer and disabled. with no hesitation we've had five people choose to make us homeless, now.

Welp. Im homeless in like. 4-5 days. Job hunting was stressful, but I have never been this scared and stressed in my life.

Theyre emergency commissions, btw we need money pretty bad

Sighhh... Anyone want art for 20$? I make art, @filthys3w3rrat.bsky.social for queries. Can give the art within 2 hour to 2 days of confirmation of order, depends on if you wsnt something sper personalized with lots of queries added in, or something simple that i just draw and send.

Trans girl with impostor syndrome because she literally has no interest in computers

absolutely nothing makes my heart sing like seeing an account with a 73 year old lady in the profile pic and her display name is "time to PUNCH NAZIS"

I love my wife so much guys she's literally the best. My wife definitely did not post this at all. Also im also the greatest and best and I would definitely say that abt myself bc its true and im a 10.

"I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong jacket" Hands her a short skirt, long jacket, and some estrogen

Well maybe if *SOMEONE* gave me access to their NSFW acct id be more inclined to be on bsky to post at all

I think there might be a dead guy in yhe break room but I ain't abt to check if hes alive sooo

no genre of fiction, and i mean absolutely no genre of fiction, hates men as much as hetslop romance

You can tell a lot about someone by their first thoughts when they hear the word grind

I think we should change the time that a day ends from midnight to noon actually

God im so incredibly fucking stupid I picked up an extra shift at work for friday at 4 am and for some fucking reason I thought it meant today 😭😭😭😭 Im so terribly night shift coded

Why must misinfo be such a pet peeve of mine I don't have a good enough memory for details to always remember why I know something is false, so I have to research every time to explain so *I* don't contribute to the misinfo and girls (gender neutral) I do not have the energy!!!

I drink all day, I barely eat Its been 6 months since I had a good night's sleep And still I go to work and say "I wonder why i feel like shit today"

So, the women's bathroom where I work is basically just a half bath, there's just one toilet, facing the door The men's bathroom has 2 urinals and a toilet with a stall. It also reminded me why I never use men's bathroom (its a sign on the piss place why do I care) bc it was fucking disgusting

The fact that i have to walk an hour and a half to work, then an hour and a half home for a 3 and a half hour shift just to take home like $60 is severely homophobic

We're hazing the shitty roommate tbh Wifelynesz is currently dumping hot sauce laced bourbon down her throat by force while she gags and tears up

Side note We were here 2 days before they added a new rule "no violating people" bc of my wife They weren't ready to handle our swag style

Oh side note We ran out of vodka... thrice, we went to the liquor store and re-upped a couple times Anyways point is we've resorted to drinking *shudders* bourbon

My horny ass could never be an arborist

Okay so brief update on my life Abt 3/4 of a month ago I met a trans girl on a dating app 5 days ago me and my wife moved states and in with her and her roommate We learned she sucked pretty severely we are on day 4 of a bender with her trans masc nb roommate And planning to move again, with him

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead

I dont wanna be be here anymore Im sick of disappointing all the people I adore With another night I smoked too much Maybe I should give it up Well my lungs are turning black now Im having trouble breathing Maybe ill get cancer Before you start to leave me

Meet the team: . . . Don't forget . And . My good friend . Is here too

Damn I really work 11 hours a day 4 days a week just to move a couple 1's and 0's around between a few computers, huh?

Is it just me or is Hypersexual teen -> greysexyal -> asexual Like A thing?

If you see this, post an anime you love

Sex is ideally something that happens at or to me my involvement should not be necessary

Update: found a new job in a new city and living situation is all but sorted, should be moved in within a month

Idk if i told yall yet but me and my wife found a new wife!! We met her like a week ago and she's so sweet and pretty and so obviously were currently planning to uproot our lives and move to be with her <3<3 :3

This is the ideal transfemme body. You may not like it but this is what peak trans woman performance looks like.

Season ranking from mtg arena + i was one trick pony-ing a deck this season so here's my deck list lol (and price bc i made it to check if I could get a physical deck lmao)

Yayyyyh I get to go home early :3

Well, I’ve officially hit the point where my ass jiggles putting the undies on. I have… as the youth say… cake. Thanks, HRT. 🫡

Okay so.maybe im crazy but I firmly believe that those "never cum, cumming makes u less manly, store your cum and become a manlier man" ppl are plotting to make right wingers worse at sex and tbh im not against it

Everyone wants a puppy girl until I pee on their carpet and throw my food everywhere

The outfit in question:

People at work keep complimenting my outfit so yay I pass, and clearly well but also I want to crawl into a hole and die bc this means that people are observing me and nothing could be more devastating

I miss my wife and I wanna go home and I want her to be home and also im jealous fof her bc he's getting drunk and im not 3':

My wife loves nothing more than going out for a fun time and getting drunk without me

Kitty go nini

Girls with dicks are so awesome

"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something

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