Poisoning the water shed and causing a multi trillion dollar economic bubble "because I need to jack off" is the stupidest AI take I've heard so far

*seeing a friend's dick for the first time* wow I didn't know you were autistic

And if YOUUUU CAAAN BELIEVE IT It's a #FatCockFriday once again 🦉

Train selfie, choo choo! 🚂

Beach day!! 🌊⛱️

Every morning it's like this 😮‍💨

Can I still #FatCockFriday if it's a semi? 🍝

When he's taking this many loads, ya gotta keep score 🤭

Training for a 10k and realized it's doing wonders for my tushy 🐻

Fat cock meets handsome boyfriend 🍆😍 with @grey-goblin.bsky.social #fcf #FatCockFriday

Reskeet with 4 dick pics from your gallery 🍆🍆

It's titty Tuesday, here's my titties 🐻

Happy hump day fellas! 🐪

@handiestandy.bsky.social let me try on his new singlet and, well 👀🍑

Some days there's absolutely nothing going on, and then there's days where it's just this all day 😮‍💨

Haven't posted in quite some time - so here's my fat cock to prove I'm not dead 🤠 #FatCockFriday #FCF

Almost forgot it was Friday! 😅 Here's an oldie but goodie

Azealia Banks once said "what's your dick like homie what are you into, what's the run dude?" and honestly I am always asking this

Finally! Its fat cock Friday #fcf

Who in their house straight up jorkin it, and by it haha, well, let's just say, your peanits

Me and my guy ❤️ Feat: @big-gay-dave.bsky.social

Happy #fcf to those who celebrate.

Its Friday Friday gotta post cock on Friday #fcf #fatcockfriday

I swear some people out there take gay sex way too seriously

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

Reposting this for #FatCockFriday just cus I like it 🥰 #fcf

*looking at current Bsky trends* great now I gotta book a PLANE TICKET 🙄🙄

Getting so good at giving hugs 🐻 #tittytuesday

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The phone I skeet from

Working hard or hardly working? 🥸

The gay // their pop diva I affirm that Kate is pop + prog rock, no I will not be taking questions 😌

Jockstrap thread!

Just so my oomfies know I love getting horny messages in my inbox 😻 sexting is fun and people should do it more

Thinking I need more mirrors in my house 😮‍💨

I fixed it

Why yes, #FatCockFriday is my favourite day of the week 🐻 why do you ask? #fcf

Oh look, its What-if-I-posted-another-dick-pic Wednesday

Repost with the moment you knew you were gay (I know I'm not the only one...)

#NoClothesNovember Day 26: Action feat: @big-gay-dave.bsky.social 🥰

Doing the lord's work (educating ⬇️BREEDME🚫host on Grindr about the war in Gaza)

I guess I hit 100 followers so here's a mirrored dick pic to celebrate 🤷

A guy at GI Joe told me my throat felt like velvet and it still has me feeling exactly like this: 🫠🫠

Gotta be this one 🍆 repost with yours!

Taking thirst traps before heading out for the night 🤭

“What are your intentions with our son?” The intentions:

Its fat cock Friday so here's my fat cock 🐻 #fcf

Happy hump day 🍑