New look, same cock.

Merry Christmas, perverts

Robe and glasses. A rare combo.

Even at the gym I rep the schlong squad.

I'm a bunny boy with a bunny butt.

New boots! The final shot vs the test shot.

I hate this trend of reprinting sci Fi classics with soulless, LitFic-esque cover art. There must be a way to introduce these books to modern readers while preserving the whimsy and humour of the pulp paperbacks that first put them in print.

Monochrome Monday

You just know the Sea Captain from the Simpsons would be a great fuck.

I love bulking season 🤤🤤🤤

I am once again participating in Fat Cock Friday. #fcf

What do you lick first?

I love this illustration of me and my man @big-gay-dave.bsky.social. Many thanks to @artisticjohn.bsky.social for the lovely piece.

Pose thread! Respond or reskeet with you in this pose. A few boys I'd like to see in this pose: @lockedjason.bsky.social @furnforeskin.bsky.social @scruffybator.bsky.social @theexposedbator.bsky.social @jacko.being.dog Bonus points if you can find a kitty cat hidden in this picture.

Happy Halloween, perverts! 🎃🪓🏚️

Throwback nude from 2015, shortly after my first tattoo. Grey at 24! Look how skinny and hairless I was! I don't remember why I shaved my pubes—it was not a regular thing—but I didn't even have much chest hair back then.

I don't usually repost, but wow, @brodybaytes.bsky.social is reeeeeaaaallllyy doing something to me 🥵🥵🥵

It's my birthday! You know what to do.

I was sick last week, so here's a belated #fcf for you nice boys.

I got into strength training about three years ago, and lost weight as a side-effect. I wasn't overweight, just a bit thicker, and I love how my body looked back then. I like my body now too, of course, but I think this throwback from 2022 is super hot. You like?

Shaun McMurtrie (@theexposedbator.bsky.social) and I share a love of showing off in fun poses, so here's a silly, sexy collab from the both of us! Go follow Shaun! He's a great chap who's constantly naked.

#SockSunday Make it a thing.

The conservative right fears autism for the same reason they fear queerness. They're a people who see their children as extensions of themselves, or even their property. They want absolute control of the type of people their children become, and autism and queerness take that control away.

Well? Are you going to suck it or not?

A foursome of fat cocks for #fcf. Last night, all four of these fat cocks went into a very nice man who's about to move out of town.

If you see this you have to drop a pic of you in your bate robe.

If you support the trans community and hate that a certain former YA author is using her wealth and influence to hurt them AND you acknowledge that supporting her work enables her to do this heinous shit BUT you can't bear to part with Harry Potter, it's a sign you need to read more books.

I love when people post HEAR ME OUT lists and it's just conventionally attractive guys with an eye patch or bold facial hair or something.

(Mostly) soft cock Saturday

Consider these buns sunned!

Straight people who plan their weddings the same weekend as their city's pride can only be homophobes.

Happy #humpday. Have you humped these humps yet?

Turgid Tuesday.

Best lube for anal? Looking to move away from drug store brands.

How could I forget #fcf?

My cock, near and far. Pose inspired by @gayteddiursa.bsky.social

"If you CAN top, you WILL top." -Ancient gay proverb

I don't sleep nude, but sometimes I take photos like this to make it seem like I do.

Some of you have cryptic usernames and don't post face, so if I know you IRL please DM me so I can give you special attention.

Tales of a Blue Jockstrap, Volume 5

Tales of a Blue Jockstrap, Volume 4

Tales of a Blue Jockstrap, Volume 3

Tales of a Blue Jockstrap, Volume 2

Tales of a Blue Jockstrap, Volume 1

My balls hang so low in the heat and humidity. Also my bush is wild right now...

POV: You're winning at strip poker.

I keep missing #fcf so I got it in early this time (featuring bush!)

Canada isn't perfect but at least we have plenty of uncut cock.

Sweet and sporty

It's not widely known that I can do more than hump and ejaculate... I can also read! I'm performing in Naked Boys Reading on Monday the 23rd in a show all about sin. Come look at penises and listen to readings inspired by the seven deadly sins. www.eventbrite.ca/e/naked-boys...