Capitalism is antithetical to democracy

under communism no one person will be able to be insufferable and make us all miserable. instead, we will all be insufferable. together.

Happy Black History Month

Nightwing vs. Venom oiled up twerk-off

I need to suck a dick

My soul would not rest until I had made this

Send ICE to The Hague.

My New Year’s resolution is to have gay sex

The cute bear next door has a girlfriend 😭😭😭

Manifesting

I met a man who looks like a bottle of honey

You really can rizz ‘em with the ‘tism. I thought it was just a meme.

#SexWork is more legitimate than being a landlord.

I would let the Grinch wreck my shit

Good luck to all the people fighting for their lives on the toilet after Thanksgiving

Bitches be calling anything “terrorism” these days.

In the immortal words of Pennywise the Dancing Clown, “Kiss me, fat boy!”

Who wants their dick sucked?

What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies

Fascism is bad

Our leaders are a bunch of spineless pussies and sadistic traitors

Happy Guy Fawkes Night to every Guy who Fawkes!

Imma put my dick in a pumpkin!

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

This espresso tastes like a cigarette butt.

Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!

I need to get railed

Stephen Miller should be tried for crimes against humanity

Refreshing his Wikipedia page to see if the tense has changed.

They are 100% going to blame the fascism on his cognitive decline if they even address it at all.

The corn’s got a gun!

Remember when we all thought he was dead? Good times.

I hope that pumpkin spice bitch and all his sycophants go down in history as the pathetic, insecure little men they are.

Fascists deserve to be beaten with hammers

How do I find gay people in real life?

To CK's allies: Y'all can go fuck yourselves.

You can get fired for saying bad things about the nazi that was shit the other day on social media? Good thing I'm unemployed. That guy was a piss-baby bitch and the world is a better place without him in it. Nazi lives don't matter🖕

If you vote Republican you have no sense of self-preservation.

I’m still not convinced he’s alive

Today I made an Earl Grey tres leches cake. Who wants some?

I keep having nightmares about Steven Universe!

#Sunday....

I had a dream that Han Solo made me lick his toes 😩

Hey ICE agent reading this... You'll never be loved.

The sun and the moon are lesbians

I love when people say "I bought this before Elon went crazy" Elon was always crazy