Lazlo Raccoon
@lazloraccoon.bsky.social
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🏳️🌈 furry. 27. Rocket Raccoon is my husband.
Capitalism is antithetical to democracy
3 days ago
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alber
3 days ago
under communism no one person will be able to be insufferable and make us all miserable. instead, we will all be insufferable. together.
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Happy Black History Month
7 days ago
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depths of wikipedia
13 days ago
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Nightwing vs. Venom oiled up twerk-off
13 days ago
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I need to suck a dick
16 days ago
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Bara
28 days ago
My soul would not rest until I had made this
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Send ICE to The Hague.
about 1 month ago
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My New Year’s resolution is to have gay sex
about 1 month ago
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The cute bear next door has a girlfriend 😭😭😭
about 1 month ago
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Manifesting
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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I met a man who looks like a bottle of honey
about 2 months ago
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You really can rizz ‘em with the ‘tism. I thought it was just a meme.
about 2 months ago
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Dr Doom
about 2 months ago
#SexWork
is more legitimate than being a landlord.
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about 2 months ago
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I would let the Grinch wreck my shit
about 2 months ago
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Good luck to all the people fighting for their lives on the toilet after Thanksgiving
2 months ago
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Bitches be calling anything “terrorism” these days.
3 months ago
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In the immortal words of Pennywise the Dancing Clown, “Kiss me, fat boy!”
3 months ago
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Who wants their dick sucked?
3 months ago
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Better Things Are Possible
3 months ago
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
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Fascism is bad
3 months ago
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Our leaders are a bunch of spineless pussies and sadistic traitors
3 months ago
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Happy Guy Fawkes Night to every Guy who Fawkes!
3 months ago
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Imma put my dick in a pumpkin!
3 months ago
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Better Things Are Possible
3 months ago
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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Chris Person
3 months ago
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
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This espresso tastes like a cigarette butt.
4 months ago
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 FCL
4 months ago
Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!
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I need to get railed
4 months ago
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Stephen Miller should be tried for crimes against humanity
4 months ago
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Refreshing his Wikipedia page to see if the tense has changed.
4 months ago
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They are 100% going to blame the fascism on his cognitive decline if they even address it at all.
4 months ago
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The corn’s got a gun!
4 months ago
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Remember when we all thought he was dead? Good times.
5 months ago
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I hope that pumpkin spice bitch and all his sycophants go down in history as the pathetic, insecure little men they are.
5 months ago
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Fascists deserve to be beaten with hammers
5 months ago
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How do I find gay people in real life?
5 months ago
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Arizona Leftist
5 months ago
To CK's allies: Y'all can go fuck yourselves.
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Neroyuffie
5 months ago
You can get fired for saying bad things about the nazi that was shit the other day on social media? Good thing I'm unemployed. That guy was a piss-baby bitch and the world is a better place without him in it. Nazi lives don't matter🖕
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If you vote Republican you have no sense of self-preservation.
5 months ago
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I’m still not convinced he’s alive
5 months ago
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Today I made an Earl Grey tres leches cake. Who wants some?
5 months ago
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I keep having nightmares about Steven Universe!
6 months ago
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Dr Doom
6 months ago
#Sunday
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I had a dream that Han Solo made me lick his toes 😩
6 months ago
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Dr Doom
6 months ago
Hey ICE agent reading this... You'll never be loved.
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The sun and the moon are lesbians
6 months ago
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Bueller - Movies and Heists
6 months ago
I love when people say "I bought this before Elon went crazy" Elon was always crazy
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