And yet they still want us to return to the office!

Should I be lucky enough to serve on the tribunals aprés Trump, and pass judgement on people like Gutfeld... Suffice to say I cannot conceive of any consequences for them which would cost me a moment of unease.

Consumers might have more "confidence" if fucksticks like Bessent weren't regularly standing there lying to our faces.

Look you can't win a war fifteen times in a row without losing it fourteen times

It's wild that Ken Paxton is out there walking on his hind legs like a human

The phrase, “Texas Values,” is a tell.

It's all about increasing lethality*, you see. (* Lethality to your own soldiers still technically counts) www.reddit.com/r/news/s/XtU...

On this day in 1989, the video for "Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child" by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper is released and immediately banned on MTV. Some of Winona Ryder's finest work.

This is a Matt Parker & Trey Stone bit, right? Callback to "BASEketball"? Right?

Every day I am more mad about being told "Wikipedia is not a source" back in my school days

I was trying to think of a way to explain stochastic terrorism to a friend (for reasons) and came up with: "You know how that book The Secret that was on Oprah doesn't work? Well turns out it does, but just for terrorism."

Nobody cares, bud. Wring out your damp-ass jeans and solve the fuckin' problem, or get outta the fuckin' way.

Luckily, Sesame Street prepared us for these times youtube.com/watch?v=hPlY...

Mildly surprised to learn nobody has beaten him to death, yet.

Ah, so the war will last as long as it's useful for manipulating elections.

"Where the poor have now become the enemy Let's blame our troubles on the weak ones Sounds like some kind of Hitler remedy Living in the wasteland of the free" What if I told you these lyrics were written in 1996? Iris Dement "Wasteland Of The Free" from The Way I Should youtu.be/nLjHcbSVmYs?...

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instead of a butlerian jihad we're gonna get the infinitely more stupid butlerian schism

It's only surprising that she wouldn't just lie about this. It's the go-to move for everything else.

Nixon espoused the mad man theory of nuke deterrence, blathered about launching said nukes while piss-drunk, and came up with "Peace With Honor". But it took him two terms to rack up those Ls. Trump hit all those inside of a month.

Tacos, only $2M apiece!

Is this infrastructure week?

Incredibly relieved to learn that the chud doing Nazi salutes was the one* banned

I'd forgotten how bad Server 2012 / 2012 R2 administration was. I'm just trying to bridge an environment from "extremely badly outdated" to "badly outdated, but able to migrate out of it" and this mfer of an OS has crippled itself with every fucking update I've applied, it feels like.

The Earth looking like a crescent Moon, taken from Artemis II. 🔭 🧪 #astrophotography #artemis

Oh, so Pam Bondi is fuckin' COOKED-cooked When the Tarrant County paper of record leads with "Florida native" and ends with a narrative of how she covered up the Epstein files for Trump...

Never been happier to not be a site reliability engineer.

Excited for Pam Bondi to move to the other side of the law. No, not as a defense attorney, I mean as a defendant.

Look, if the Carter administration could plan and execute a mission to land a C-130 in a football stadium using RATO units to slow for landing and then take off, all in the face of a hostile regime, then surely.... Hold on, I'm getting some additional information here...

You know what they say See the original before the remake

I cut my own hair and I trim my beard about three times a year whether it needs it or not, and I still look better than the richest guy on earth.

unless i directly report to you, calling me on teams unprompted is the digital equivalent of poking me with a stick. i may respond to it but i don't like it

Mike Johnson was built for this moment. He is a man who is not only comfortable with he and his teenage son monitoring each other's porn consumption, but also comfortable sharing this fact with the world. He is so immune to shame as to be the perfect sycophant.

I'd forgotten that I put "former Pennsyltuckian" in my bio (because who reads their own bio?) and, having been home recently, it hits differently. It's a homey place, with a sense of self tempered by humility you're not likely to see in Texas...

Bloomberg reporting that Iran started charging 2M per ship crossing the strait of Hormuz and I can’t laugh harder at the stupidity of the US government

Wild that the person named "Steve Outhouse" is the least odious person named in this article.

I'm taking care of myself: eating right, working out, and staying hydrated, so I can be ready and able to piss on Trump's grave.

I will never ever believe a word that someone with those eyebrows says.

The mere fact that we're discussing dueling in this context is disqualifying. It is also grounds for mocking Markwayne Mullins, requiring him to retake his driver's license exam, and invoking a limited conservatorship until it is officially determined that he can tie his own shoes.

🎶 shit! It's the HMS Alberta, she's berthed in Vancouver She's my frigate! My wonderful frigate! Yes I have an ally who lives in Canada! And I can't wait to sail her ships through the Straights of Hormuz again!"

"Five Eyes" is definitely now "Four Side-Eyes"

I meant to get some background music going for a productive morning at work. Accidentally put on "lofi beats to do absolutely nothing to" and there goes the whole day

Folks, I have bad news about the housing market...

25th Amendment invoked on the Ides Of March Would be the funniest thing.

It would be a real challenge to find two less trustworthy people who call themselves "journalists". It's a safe bet that anything out of either of their mouths is either the best spin on something truly egregious, or the most uncharitable bad faith take on something completely normal.