Europe, using the metric system, are less impressed by this claim.

Pretty sure Trump is the anti Kenny Everett. Small hands and wanting to bomb every country other than Russia. m.youtube.com/watch?v=FxWy...

When an email feels more like a threat.

...... promptly installs Calibri on all my devices. techcrunch.com/2025/12/10/m...

I haven't seen Taron Egerton filming on our street yet (there are rumours that he is), but I'm pretty sure that I've just seen Laura Laker in Westfield. #StarSpotting

Two very important graphs. Net migration reached record levels in 2023 - and has since halved. The vast majority of arrivals comprises students and workers. Arrivals in small boats and asylum seekers - less than 5%. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

@petegreensolo.com anything good on telly tonight?

I'm guessing privatisation wasn't the predicted success. I couldn't even spend a penny.

Great to see so many Ivory Coast flags at Kneecap tonight. (they were brilliant btw)

What's the going rate for 10 minutes of extra time on the market? Asking for a friend.

Mark Rylance finding out he can ruin everyone's summer:

@thewansteadtap.bsky.social are you showing Paris Roubaix this year/this Sunday?

The most convincing April Fools joke came courtesy of the UK Defence Journal ukdefencejournal.org.uk/number-of-f-...

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Looking through my memories of today through the years. I'm guessing 2024 wasn't a golden year.

Does this make Jesus Wolverine's brother?

@joedisco.bsky.social as well as Flashes, there's also Pinksky, which is on Android

Life might not be a box of chocolates, but paired with olives, cheese, and beer, it's not too bad.

Is it too late to sell my shares in Tipp-Ex?

Menorcans don't mess around when you order a chocolate croissant.

I found a new art gallery in North Greenwich today. Some amazingly intricate tapestries in there #art.firepit linktr.ee/art.firepit?...

Well, the Socks exhibition @NowGallery certainly isn't pants

This is VERY good news. Love bookshop.org and all the stuff they do! www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

More than happy that Snõõper and Peaches have been added to #WideAwake wideawakelondon.co.uk

Ruff justice as Barking Council clamps down on excessive barking. www.lbbd.gov.uk/news/2025/no...

The food at the #JapanHouse exhibition Looks Delicious!, until you realise the burgers on a brioche instead of a proper burger bun.

Fantastic night out at The Grace watching the amazing @charleston51.bsky.social & equally fantastic #ShilpaRay

Here's a fact you never needed to know. www.stereogum.com/2294842/ring...

@rachelondon.bsky.social trying to work out what the St Pancras mascot is

The Tate Modern Turbine Hall has a turbine in it once again

Great walk around the Canary Wharf Winter lights festival last night with @rachelondon.bsky.social

It looks like Bluesky might be getting its own Instagram! techcrunch.com/2025/01/15/b...

One of the first things actors should be taught at drama school is how to peel a potato. I've never seen an actor convincingly peel a potato on screen.

How long until Gregg Wallace is the food expert on GB News?

What will happen when Maguire loses his pace? #england

Great to see #ClaptonCFC at the Old Spotted Dog last night. Good luck to the Acorns in their next round. Hope to see their ...... Yellow kit at the OSD again soon.