I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

I love that there was a Dune “sand team” whose job it was to sweep the desert every night to get the dunes ready for the next day’s shoot. I am going to assume it looked like this.

The best thing about being unemployed is that I had a dream about a nonexistent right wing comedy event and I had the time to make the flyer exactly according to the specifications of the dream

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for those that celebrate

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

Okay, the other site is no longer necessary, now that the greatest thing it ever produced is available here.

Here it is, gang, the article I've been full-on rage-boiling to write for years now. For @nytimes.com, against "content." (Gift article, no paywall.) tinyurl.com/nyt-content