got such a spark of joy when my friend, in all seriousness, called him “that charles church guy or whatever”

oh so when jesus gets into a solo poly dynamic with 12 of his besties it’s fine, when I do it I’m “undermining core values of the church”

“I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children” I mean, you said it

yorgos lanthimos take the estrogen I am no longer asking

you people don’t want sex. you want to endlessly critique sex

maybe if josh trank had named the damn film fanT4Tic he could have gotten some asses in seats

who could’ve possibly predicted that AI boosters are all salivating measureheads

I hope the nominee is some fucker I’ve never heard of before like, 2027

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

eh, ya winsome, ya lose some 🤷‍♀️

dick cheney died right as locktober ended, makes you think

I found out dick cheney died when I opened my eyes this morning to my beautiful wife beaming at me with a pure, joyful smile and a gleam in their eye

🎺rejoice and be merry in songs and in mirth🎺 post crab gifs in chat all ye mortals on earth for dick cheney just died with a hole in his heart cause they ran out of pig valves and it just wouldn’t start

I draw you into a shrimpy fetal creature endearingly

Dick Cheney's big pumper has failed him for the last time

becoming a cinephile through the six seveeeeeeeen category on HBO

new side character concept for an 00s era stoner comedy: main character's best friend who wakes up one morning to discover he has a pussy now. the movie's side plot is him coming out of a bathroom like "woah dudes did you know girls poop different?! like the muscles are different..."

Hers branded sildenafil

[calvin's dad meme] Coming back to magic the gathering? Funkopop. Getting really into baking? Sous vide. Despite nominally involving cooking, Le Creuset is a funkopop.

I had my family jewels taken last year napoleon ain't special

marxism is when money is moved around I guess I’m gonna redistribute some money into my checking account, I need to marxism some bills

looking at violations of the ceasefire, and boy is it telling: • hamas hasn’t returned all the remains of dead hostages. turns out it’s actually really hard to find bodies in rubble • israel killed at least 7 people by aerial attack and drone strike • israel has continued its starvation campaign

Hang in there, struggling artists

what a freak show of a world we live in that the guy who was salivating on main over the idea of Trump Casino: Gaza City just a few months ago gets to slap these stickers all over a ceasefire:

israelis get to be ‘hostages’, palestinians are ‘prisoners held without charge’. israelis get ‘families’, palestinians get ‘relatives’

@cartamonir.com Study of stills from Sideshave, 2024 and Napkin, 2019

masterwork study - Ophelia, John Everett Millais from my sketchbook, ink on paper. (wishing I’d done this on a separate sheet 😭)

“Are They Real?” - ink on paper I sketched this three years ago, and just now got around to inking it 😵‍💫

“Are They Real?” - ink on paper I sketched this three years ago, and just now got around to inking it 😵‍💫

went to a few thrift/vintage stores yesterday, and the amount of AI art EVERYWHERE was soul crushing. anywhere that might’ve once had collabs with local artists or at least something a human had touched was replaced with $8 AI birthday cards. $20 AI posters with misspelled slogans. $35 AI DRESSES!!

you’re going to an “impact play munch”? sorry no, that’s a truncheon luncheon

my catholic boyfriend and I didn’t fuck until we were married 😇 well, not to each other of course. but I think the church still takes it as a W

masterwork study - Ophelia, John Everett Millais from my sketchbook, ink on paper. (wishing I’d done this on a separate sheet 😭)

rebecca sugar make snufkin an emotionally-stunted dyke and my life is yours

change my mind: the new testament is a harem isekai

emotionally fraught? uh… yeah, I sure HOPE we do! 😅 🍆🍆

becoming an intactivist for trans guys whose hoods no longer cover their clits

[wiping the floor with my robot friends on poker night] read ‘em and beep, boys

wikipedia will use she/her for warships, but not for our girl Chevalière d'Éon

figure study - Evie

is this good

Sucked Off! In The John Waters All-Gender Restroom

oh boy here I go capitulating again

For those who missed it, here's my obituary for Charlie Kirk, a man who made the world worse every day he drew breath. www.patreon.com/posts/on-vio...

Hornet is now an unlockable character in mario golf 🏌️‍♀️

THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.

even if he had a trans roommate…. would you commit a targeted political killing for your roommate? is “assassinate charlie kirk” a wedge on your chore wheel?