Still looking for work! I've got ideas coming out of my ears, so hit me up!

Sources say he's been yacking about virtual motors again

RGG localizer Michele Howe (Neverwhere/Nevvie) has just passed. If you can, please share or donate to the fundraiser for a proper coronary report and final expenses.

If I go missing into next week or so, assume the Katamari mafia rolled me and some concrete up, then headed for the sea

Yearly bad words to people who do fireworks in the back garden, as my cat hides behind a unit with eyes the size of planets

I'm in this crossover episode, and even referred to by my secret actual job title

One from me.

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Mixed feelings about the ending, but the journey to get there slaps

I don't have any RPS freelance budget to spend, but if I did, you best believe I'd blow it all on commissioning a 5000 word essay about the perfect strategy for getting away with running red lights in American Truck Simulator

Nice of someone to make a documentary about how I feel taking in parcels

We're shortstaffed on RPS and need some rad PC-minded freelancers for urgent review work. Specifically: - Borderlands 4 (yes I know it's out already) - Dying Light: The Beast - Silent Hill f Standard rate is £200 GBP per review, make yourselves known at [email protected]

Trying to beat sweaty swishers who've mastered Luka Doncic's shot release has been my Silksong

Bit of personal news: after four years, I've been let go from @thegamerweb.bsky.social and am a free agent! If you need someone with half a decade of TCG and tabletop and over a decade of video game coverage experience, please get in touch at [email protected]!

I'm looking to commission a freelancer with knowledge of the Russian games industry and preferably some ability to read/speak Russian. If that's you, my email is in my bio: www.rockpapershotgun.com/authors/edwi...

So Randy what do you think about Stop Kil- I MUST PROLONG OUR PAINFULLY MORTAL EXISTENCE AND ALSO HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO THAT AEROSMITH TUNE FROM ARMAGEDDON

'Hang on, is there a limit on image alt text in the CMS?' 'Two secs....'

Asked Skyblivion's lead a couple of questions ahead of its latest showing, dig what they've done with Tamrielic Picard's resting place

The most Newgarden 2025 burnout attempt of all time

Your pussy shit AI could never make a Watto sexy. It could never make a lovingly rendered Watto bending over and pulling his panties to the side. It could NEVER add a silken sheen to the dusky blush of his cloaca

Read the latest Peel Perspective article for free - an explainer on why rushed spin-off Fallout: New Vegas still looms so large in the public imagination (and that of the TV adaptation's showrunners). www.patreon.com/posts/137378...

Me and the Toyota MR2 from Gran Turismo 3's clubman cup are no longer on speaking terms

Waheyyyy

Sometimes you're woken at 6am by a very cockney bloke in the hotel room next door singing happy birthday to himself, and you resist the urge to join in because you can't tell if he's some kind of medical side effect of being a northerner suffering prolonged exposure to southern accents

If you tune into it at a certain point, the great escape's a film about some poor blokes who can't remember how to do DIY unless there are carol singers nearby

I'm at Brands Hatch, or as it's also known, the real Gamescom

Played a game with a big mouth and rambled a bit about how the showcase info barrage makes me feel

do you know how hard it is to do showcase coverage while your brain's fixated on a sentient moustache flirting with the guy from the hateful eight

Ok, so. I've been let go of my job at TheGamer. If you're looking for a gaming journalist with 7+ years of experience in the field and 3 years of experience as an editor, just hit me up at [email protected], or check santileguiza.com to read my work!

I have never been more targeted in my entire fucking life

I'm trying to start a conversation on the internet, there's no way this can possibly go wrong

You can never say I don't put the work in to campaign on important issues (I give it two days max before someone rightly draws a willy or the word no next to these)

Cosa Noldstra