Certified Allan moment at EVE Fanfest

Any freelance writers who've got/are getting hold of a Steam Controller, I might have some paid work for ya. Email in bio

Spray-painted a bug (and accidentally spoiled @lewispackwood.bsky.social's brand work, sorry Lewis)

I can't remember where, but recently I read the words "Melinoe would vote Tory", and while not wrong it did ruin Hades 2 for me

Heh.

Always rated Hungary

[Not an AF joke] I'm now deputy editor on RPS! Supporters can read all about it, which admittedly isn't much, because "I'm now deputy editor on RPS" basically covers everything www.rockpapershotgun.com/letter-from-...

Don't do it, Stranger Than Heaven. Don't make me do another cookery post

Very intelligent cat stands in dry food bowl to get to the wet food one

It's a new month and I have new freelance budget to spend on interesting PC hardware features for RPS. Email james dot archer at rockpapershotgun dot com (ideally after reading our pitching guidelines: www.rockpapershotgun.com/how-to-pitch...)

Well then. After 9 years my role of Editorial Director at Eurogamer/IGNE has been made redundant. If you’re reading this and feel I have a lot of valuable experience (I do), I’m keen to explore any opportunities (full time, consulting, other) in the games industry. I am great.

The only 30th anniversary I care about in 2026 is that of our best friend and most reliable companion, Universal Serial Bus

Lil' investigation by me

@jank.cool would never

Had an article idea that would require hours of manual labour and provide zero journalistic value. Can't wait to go in Monday and pitch it

Commiserations to everyone affected in Future's latest cuts. RPS is considering feature pitches at the moment, including for hardware/tech www.rockpapershotgun.com/how-to-pitch...

Presumably this'll be a good watch until the last season, where they start showing Jadon Sancho being two-footed by the ghost of Roy Keane www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...

Wrote 'bout weird event

FIFA Peace Prize laureate at it again, I see

How bed work

Abandon video games, embrace being QUICKLY OVERTAKEN BY THE ANGRY SPIRIT OF RONALD AND NANCY REAGAN

consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.

Wonder if I can find a surgeon on Fiverr who'll cut out the part of my brain that cares about football

Amazing game, gratz Scottish friends www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

YouTubers are stealing my photos. I've finally made it!

One of the quieter things I like about the new Steam Controller is that if you mentally erase the trackpads, it looks a bit like the original, sadly abandoned banana design for the PS3 controller:

Did a thing. Well technically I did three things

Invite: All Hands Meeting

Re. RPS freelance, I now have a budget for irregular (maybe 6-12 pieces a year) 2000-3000 wordish, more granular and specific reporting and investigative criticism that broaches a new topic or addresses a gap in knowledge regarding something familiar.

I'm doing a 10 mile charity walk this month with the missus. Help us tell diabetes to fuck off! fundraise.diabetes.org.uk/fundraisers/...

We're shortstaffed on RPS and need some rad PC-minded freelancers for urgent review work. Specifically: - Borderlands 4 (yes I know it's out already) - Dying Light: The Beast - Silent Hill f Standard rate is £200 GBP per review, make yourselves known at [email protected]

A massive fire broke out at Westfield Stratford, slightly improving it

My Silksong review is up. It's a bit like that bit in Anchorman where Vince Vaughn threatens Will Ferrell's life then immediately kisses him on the face

I'm looking to commission a freelancer with knowledge of the Russian games industry and preferably some ability to read/speak Russian. If that's you, my email is in my bio: www.rockpapershotgun.com/authors/edwi...

I've only known Sherma for 35 minutes, but if anything happens to her I'll kill everyone in Pharloom and then myself

Great work by Nic and Edwin here.

The queue for Denshattack needs studying as some kind of anthropological anomaly. Never moves yet never grows. A perfectly preserved line of nerds, held in stasis

Woken up on Gamescom morning with a slight twinge in my writing wrist. Nicht gut

Potted so many fuckin plants today, heh heh heh heh heh

Part of why RPS hardware coverage keeps the techy stuff relatively simple is because trying to compete with DF on depth would be hopeless. Good luck lads

Wheel World (2025)

I want to issue a corrective statement as my post about mouthwashings delisting turned out to be false. I'm sorry for making an incorrect assumption

Read it and weep. I know I am www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-sunday-p...