@jank.cool would never

Had an article idea that would require hours of manual labour and provide zero journalistic value. Can't wait to go in Monday and pitch it

Commiserations to everyone affected in Future's latest cuts. RPS is considering feature pitches at the moment, including for hardware/tech www.rockpapershotgun.com/how-to-pitch...

Presumably this'll be a good watch until the last season, where they start showing Jadon Sancho being two-footed by the ghost of Roy Keane www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...

Wrote 'bout weird event

FIFA Peace Prize laureate at it again, I see

How bed work

Abandon video games, embrace being QUICKLY OVERTAKEN BY THE ANGRY SPIRIT OF RONALD AND NANCY REAGAN

consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.

Wonder if I can find a surgeon on Fiverr who'll cut out the part of my brain that cares about football

Amazing game, gratz Scottish friends www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

YouTubers are stealing my photos. I've finally made it!

One of the quieter things I like about the new Steam Controller is that if you mentally erase the trackpads, it looks a bit like the original, sadly abandoned banana design for the PS3 controller:

Did a thing. Well technically I did three things

Invite: All Hands Meeting

Re. RPS freelance, I now have a budget for irregular (maybe 6-12 pieces a year) 2000-3000 wordish, more granular and specific reporting and investigative criticism that broaches a new topic or addresses a gap in knowledge regarding something familiar.

I'm doing a 10 mile charity walk this month with the missus. Help us tell diabetes to fuck off! fundraise.diabetes.org.uk/fundraisers/...

We're shortstaffed on RPS and need some rad PC-minded freelancers for urgent review work. Specifically: - Borderlands 4 (yes I know it's out already) - Dying Light: The Beast - Silent Hill f Standard rate is £200 GBP per review, make yourselves known at [email protected]

A massive fire broke out at Westfield Stratford, slightly improving it

My Silksong review is up. It's a bit like that bit in Anchorman where Vince Vaughn threatens Will Ferrell's life then immediately kisses him on the face

I'm looking to commission a freelancer with knowledge of the Russian games industry and preferably some ability to read/speak Russian. If that's you, my email is in my bio: www.rockpapershotgun.com/authors/edwi...

I've only known Sherma for 35 minutes, but if anything happens to her I'll kill everyone in Pharloom and then myself

Great work by Nic and Edwin here.

The queue for Denshattack needs studying as some kind of anthropological anomaly. Never moves yet never grows. A perfectly preserved line of nerds, held in stasis

Woken up on Gamescom morning with a slight twinge in my writing wrist. Nicht gut

Potted so many fuckin plants today, heh heh heh heh heh

Part of why RPS hardware coverage keeps the techy stuff relatively simple is because trying to compete with DF on depth would be hopeless. Good luck lads

Wheel World (2025)

I want to issue a corrective statement as my post about mouthwashings delisting turned out to be false. I'm sorry for making an incorrect assumption

Read it and weep. I know I am www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-sunday-p...

Not usually a ceramics guy but had to buy this, it's my two favourite things

Biffy gig no.9 (I think) in the books, this one conveniently located next to its own rainforest

Say the line, Linkin Park

This wouldn't be important to anyone else at the best of times, but I got over my fear of swallowing pills this week, and I dunno it's nice to have a little bit of character development

Love my bestie x

I've had Dota games that lasted longer than that 'ceasefire' tbh

Side note to this: I can't read the loading screen lore snippets because my SSD is too fast :(

Can't kill what's already dead mate

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's soulslike

Showtime status: It's

Cross-Japan adventure begins. Am surely impressing the wife by pointing out all the places I recognise from Ghostwire

Made dinner with some rosemary from the already-grown plant we bought at B&Q

Writing about Steam Deck accessories and thinking about this vid, still one of my favourite RPS things. Also I miss vexing @sevenoutoften.co.uk :(

Solidarity to our Canadian friends who had to fold up this metre-long Naked Gun prop of a ballot paper

Liking the new Beach Bunny record despite a couple of duds near the end. Shimmery end-of-summer pop that still has bite open.spotify.com/album/7cKYTJ...

Good first time in Ireland. Gonna be forever pitching it against Wales in a mental cagefight over who has the nicer lakes 'n' mountains combo

This is the third time I've seen Gaia and every e time it's been an accident. I keep bumping into art