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Good morning from your great white northern tundra-brother!

Shitposting till dawn to distract from the Epstein Files is, apparently, exhausting.

Thinking this is wrong isn’t radical. Thinking it isn’t is.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Great. Hostin approves of Gavin Newsom's inaction on this because he says he wants to keep health costs down. That's like Mark Zuckerberg coming out to support Newsom for his statements about not taxing billionaires.

Fu©K yeah!

Agree 💯 With Larry David.....

I am begging one, JUST ONE, congressional reporter to follow up with Mike Johnson by asking, "What are the American people to make of a Speaker of the House who tells us daily that he's not aware of what's happening on Capitol Hill and the White House?"

If blowing up survivors in the water was the right thing to do because they are “narco-terrorists” (trust us, bro) and deserve no quarter, why did we rescue two other survivors in a different strike, fly them home, and let them go free?

ahhhh

This all day. Every day.

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie is real thing

When your entire Presidency has been a master class in trolling the low IQ people who voted you into office...

Can someone please show this infographic to Trump? We all know he can't read economic reports, but this has little pictures to represent what meat and eggs look like!

Trump statement yesterday: "Washington D.C. is now a safe zone. Washington DC has gone from having one or two homicides a week to no murders in six months."

I did not believe I could hate Bill Maher any more than I already do. But the way he laughs along with Lara Trump after her "joke" here?

Ya. That's what I figured would happen.

I love that guy's energy! Can you imagine if he was on our team? Just kidding. Dude has just become the poster boy for how capitalism is just a machine made to f**k those f**cking unhealthy poors.

Anyone want to place a bet on whether Mr. Austin (I rented my cowboy hat) Smith gets a sentence that is even a fraction of what Fugees rapper, Pras Michel got handed down for a similar charge?

The irony here is that this anti-socialist stance is pandering to the poorly educated working class. Dems are terrified of being branded as "Ivory-tower elitists" for talking positively about socialist policies by the corporate run media. Just imagine if their interns had to be paid a living wage..

Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation. The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.

ABC Mary Bruce deserves a Pulitzer Prize for asking the Saudi Prince this question:

I think Johnson has created a non-existent “issue” with the bill. He claims it fails to define Child Sexual Assault Material properly, which would require the AG to release child porn. It doesn’t, and she wouldn’t have to, but may be a way out? 1/

🚨Breaking news🚨 President [REDACTED] J. Trump is feeling insecure about his crumbling presidency due to [REDACTED] Bondi and [REDACTED] Patel's failed cover-up of the Epstein Files! Woops. I forgot to redact a couple things there.

MTG is and always will be a hardcore conspiracy theorist. She would have laughed her fucking ass off when she knew full well that Hillary Clinton was getting death threats. Death threats over a fake story Greene was promoting... endlessly.

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

Elon and Rogan are trying to be main characters and are too stupid to realize they are on the lamest side quest.

Has anyone checked whether Megyn (R.) Kelly thinks 13 year old girls should be classified as "barely legal"?

Top shelf post!

Epstein also wrote that Trump had walked into a plate glass window while staring at young women swimming in his pool. Question: did they know Trump was watching them? Did Virginia Giuffre?

by the time this is all over, we're going to find out that Epstein was in the Trump Files

As Karoline Leavitt concludes her press briefing and walks off, @andrewfeinberg.com asks: "What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?" She did not respond.

Scorched.

Nice thread on the importance of N.Y.'s Mayoral win. Mainly because it ignores the endlessly hyperbolic corporate media takes we've seen: "this has upset Republicans in the White House because of the dangers of socialism..."

As the United States government defends their decision to deprive Americans from the most basic necessities of life, the government of Canada inches closer to a guarantee that Canadians will have the right to food and shelter through Universal Basic Income.

You may be able to indict a ham sandwich, but you can’t convict one. Stop wasting our court’s money and resources.

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance. The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income. They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive. Wanna fix fraud and abuse? Fix that.

Did Trump even need to say it? Him and Cuomo are very similar in their gaslighting attempts. They both fool their constituents into believing they are "for the people" and then blindly do what their donors want. Or worse.

It's "Animal Farm" cosplay at its finest.

How else is Kash Patel supposed to "solve" the case of Ghislaine Maxwell being sprung from prison and then relocated to a minimum security Texas jail? In other words how else will he be able to continue his bungled cover up the Epstein files?

The monster in the White House.

No. Quite a turn would be: "Let's blow up the moon to give all people a better view of the sun instead of those terrible eclipses that keep happening." But coming from this dipshit, not an unlikely one.

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The real question is whether blowing up the planet will successfully destroy the Epstein files.