If Pokémon was real and you were an average trainer, what would your team be? (Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.) divas and cuties only Drifblim Umbreon Serperior Munchlax* Ambipom Quagsire *Munchlax is not a Snorlax because he’s grumpy and I can’t pay to feed him fully

spent the last hour looking for a song that has the same vibe as Crush by Ethel Cain and there simply isn’t one that compares recs please open.spotify.com/track/0nsIev...

relatives love to text me out of nowhere to tell me someone I barely knew from 10+ years ago died like what do you say to that?

tummy hurting from all the food I ate yesterday but I’m being really brave about it

busted my ass to get the bus home (I’m already an hour late) and the person in front of me was the last to get on

fell asleep before I showed the finished product 🥧 I hate hate hate lattice work so this was actually pretty good for me Happy Thanksgiving to the Americans and Happy Thursday to everyone else

the fruit math was wrong why the heck is there so much extra

two mutsu apples are like almost 2 pounds and four bartlett pears are a little more than 2 pounds it’s basic fruit math 🍏🍐 I’m making pie 🥧

listening to all of Paramore’s discography to feel something

Decided to go to Leon Thomas alone idk idkkk 😬

Home alone for 30 minutes and I feel like I’m already going insane I’ve never felt the need to be social like this 😵‍💫

tits out for Tate McRae deluxe album

listened to my dentist rant about her teenage son for an hour while she put in a filling and somehow I’m the one who gets billed??

mirror selfies made me late to work today :)

Had the most New York subway operator this morning do NOT block the doors from closing 😡 😡

can we bring back taste?

My cat is a stoner 😮‍💨

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I love to make a meal while eating a different meal and then eat just a little bit of the meal I made because it’s fresh and save the rest for the next time I cook

The elevator is broken in my building again and I live on the 8th floor So basically I’m trapped

Humbled by the office barre class once again 🥵

paper coffee cup no lid in the gym is diabolical

Idk idkkkk 😫

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore

Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)

Watching my friend crash out on the close friends stories 🫣

*cleans bong to feel in control* 🧼

Guysss why is my cat so cute I love him

dissatisfied by the New York Times coverage of Zohran Mamdani? great news! I talked to the guy Thursday about his campaign’s success at bringing community together beyond this election, and contextualized how it’s potentially shifted youth engagement with politics by simply listening @teenvogue.com

More artists need to go back to making 4 minute+ songs

The duality of gay

late work day = bathroom mirror selfies

The boot has been booted 👢✨

Tiny Italy dump 🇮🇹

!!! stop asking people with headphones on for directions !!!

Something about being alone in an elevator makes me need to fart

Lowkey standing by the garbage at the venue >>>

Google Maps stays playing in my face 😡

What’s an appropriate amount of time to wait for my roommate to finish his shower before I tell him I need to poop?

Cannot be emphasized enough that anti-housing NIMBYs in places like California and New York are objectively working to support a durable MAGA hold on Congress and the presidency.

Seeing oomf in the wild but being too scared to say hi 🫣

Ran into my white dad neighbor in the elevator carrying just a jar of mayonnaise, the jokes write themselves

Limping through midtown and I’m still faster than these tourist mfs

shes got betty crocker eyes

Meeting bestie’s parents visiting from Brazil, tell me why I’m more nervous than when I met my bf’s parents 😬😬

Keke Palmer really is the triple threat open.spotify.com/album/4qewou...

Another thing I can’t get over about the Democratic establishment’s backing of Andrew Cuomo in the New York mayoral race is how much hostility they’ve shown to Zohran Mamdani, an extremely gifted young campaigner whose energy and charisma the party sorely needs. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Trauma bonded by Olive Garden for life ✨

Spent the last 3 hours getting edged by Fred again and did not secure the tickets