my handle is invalid!!!

im deer

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

Do you think Scott Adams reunited in heaven with the son he murdered like it was the ending of sinners

twitter has been so awful recently. ive never been so upset by the news but it just feels so hopeless on there. everyone really hates us and wants us dead there's nothing else to say about it

good riddance

i need those fursuit paws with the little squeaks in them :3

love this so much :3 deer are huge fans of ethel cain btw

thinking about her

this is me rn

this is the same freak who's threatening medical journals btw. just a subhuman fascist coward who would be better off upside down like mussolini

naysayers KNEEL before me

i love love LOVE all the fun stuff you can do on bluesky. makes it feel a lot more silly and social than twitter. im a huge fan :3

My verification stats: 0 mutuals verified me, 0 follows verified me, 0/87 mutuals verified others, 8/1221 follows verified others, Check yours: cred.blue/verifier

fun fact: you can make ur bsky ur neocities site!! :3

i think horrible things should happen to these people

and now, for something completely different! (Sound on) Maple belongs to @jayrnski.bsky.social :)

actually i'm definitely one of those activitypub patriots except for atproto. decentralized components actually decentralize the network and actually prevent govts or petty forum tyrants from having social media fiefdoms. activitypub is an urbit implementation with better branding (low bar).

#deer 🦌

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he gave me my verification 👇

im actually really scared for when these tariffs take effect

this shit sucks. chrome should be fully free and open source, uncontrolled by any one company.

happy national deer day!!! :3

how many apps does hp have for their fucking printers

thanks for the verification

Pope Francis telephoned a church in Gaza nearly every night since October 2023. But the New York Times didn’t include that fact in its obituary. mondoweiss.net/2025/04/main... #Palestine #Israel

I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.

amending this statement to add people keep applying rules from 2025 X to bluesky and thats not true. this is not paid and it wont influence algorithmic presence. theres a very specific event that happened a few years ago on twitter which is the reason why verification doesnt work on there.

[scrolls through the replies there] oh wow everyone fully forgot what the verification checks used to be like pre-Elon and have been negatively polarized against the concept of identify verification for major figures/official accounts on social media in general huh

domain verification is a very good idea if we lived in a world where a lot of people weren't very stupid. i still love domain verification and will probably turn the verification badge off in my settings but i recognize Brad Smith from Biloxi MS probably doesn't read the handle of a given account

i miss the little animation that would play when you opened bluesky

bleeat :3

man or bear? arent they the same thing?

yes yes the rumors are true. im going to be the next Pope

so they're mycoblogging

WHOA 😭😭😭

happy 4/20 and easter since jesus rose high so will i!!!!!

bluesky needs post notifications and bookmarks

does the easter bunny shit eggs or

ive thought about bunnies and weed far more than ive thought about jesus this easter day

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Trip to Wonderland

stolen valor is everywhere stay woke

Fun Tariff Facts: during the depression the US lost access to many imported paper products. They were replaced with an unusually tough paper stock made of hemp from the Philippines (then a US colony, and tariff exempt). Anyway, that’s why they were, and still are, called Manila folders / envelopes.