concerning

one of the hardest things to remember when people attempt to control or stifle you is that it probably means you're onto them--don't cave.

Mistakes happen when people don't really understand or appreciate how branding works. It requires a lot of education + people at the top making sure everyone knows that it's a priority.

"Before 2013, no one could be autistic and have ADHD. Back then, the DSM followed the one-drop rule for neurodevelopmental conditions. 'Got a touch of the ’tism? It is settled, then. No hyperactivity of the mind for you!'"

The bill is immoral, a monument to a party gone mad in service to a suicide-inducing cult leader.

Apologies to the gentleman at the car wash who found an egg one of my chickens laid tucked close to the windshield--that's what I call an eggcellent surprise!

My top takeaway from the past few days is: Unabashedly gaudy is not the new quiet luxury.

do it for the plot

it’s such a weird conceit of American journalism to enforce the batshit idea that people will only trust us to tell the truth if we ostentatiously lie about our (supposed lack of) personal opinions

love it for dear leader

FIFA and International Olympic Committee must be loving - US govt tear gassing protestors in Olympic host city - Travel bans for 19 countries - Out of control interior ministry, disappearing people, no tourist's safety can be guaranteed www.themirror.com/news/us-news...

Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year. The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year. Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.

at the end of the day our billionaires mostly want to be plantation aristocrats

Me: why doesn't anyone take my ideas srsly? Also, me: tweeted last night that I was applying for a job delivering mail by pack mule in the Grand Canyon

"Listen, my intention here is not to declare you my enemy but rather to make you aware of the considerable differences in parenting experiences at work, and to encourage you to build a team where being a mom is considered a strength because, well, it is."

telling ppl not to doomscroll like it's a weakness but there's legit only bad news is such a bad take

The most compelling argument to keep Alcatraz open for tourists is so the youth can vibe with pivotal scenes in the Mike Myers classic "So I Married An Axe Murderer."

sad but true

so gross

"It's objectively the best time to be alive," says mediocre white man seemingly unaffected by absorbing literally any headlines.

Either ppl are getting dumber or now they're just empowered to say the dumb shit that's been rattling around in their heads

Found myself 3 tweets in to an asinine argument on that other platform & that's how I can tell it's dead.

Oh nothing. Just living through a selection of completely predictable terrible things that I voted against last year

weirdly, looking at my phone for hours has not staved off economic collapse. sorry I tried my best

“Oh, Mama, we’re not doing that.” At a party, I get cornered by my friend’s friend from Florida, who wants to talk to me about the success of the DeSantis administration. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/var....

Et tu, WSJ?

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So if DOGE is some kind of new secret police force the question of who they are ultimately working for - someone here, or someone in Moscow - matters.

I have the best memory of seeing UK Subs on a date with a Bosnian refugee in ATL after model UN--apparently a thing that wouldn't be possible today

These are e most important #s for the Dems. They should be tracking all local media and influencers in these states and reposting it everywhere The economic pain tariffs can indlict on red states need to be talked about more than anything else right now. It will flip voters.

Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House. We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication. They own what happens next.

brb petitioning the DSM to add a new differential diagnosis of slack induced insanity

💯 open to blaming this chaotic month of a week on tomorrow's full moon

The federal civilian worker payroll totaled $271 billion in 2022. The annual cost of permanently extending Trump's tax cuts that primarily benefited rich individuals? $400 billion. Keep this in mind as Trump and DOGE lay off thousands of federal workers.

I don't wanna brag but I really think I've watched enough Black Doves & The Diplomat to do Marco Rubio's job

The expected standard of behavior Americans have for Democratic versus Republican politicians has always been clearly unfair, but the way Republicans swallow Trump's short-comings is kind of staggering.

1. Would you rather have a career or a family? 2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent? 3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?

The other thing we must keep in mind is that Putin has not only attacked Ukraine, he attacked the Democratic Party of the United States of America and our candidate for President in 2016, helping Trump win. Trump is siding with someone who launched an incredible attack on the Democratic Party.

This is Ralph. His body composition is approximately 40% ear. But that does not mean he wants to listen to your podcast. 12/10 (IG: ralph_kd0821)

explain marketing to a 🐦‍⬛: mktg makes the shiny things that helps the teams sell their things and the teams do NOT get to make the shiny things

There are a million ways to sum up this day--this presidency, but in the south we say, "plant corn, get corn."

oof.

cannot overstate how ready I am for something good to happen

Definitely don't talk to your constituents if you don't want to know what they think. It's just science.

I think about this a lot

a clearly inebriated man with missing teeth told me this on friday

If offering to pay my kids to get their dad on video saying bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam is wrong I don't want to be right