Not the 🐻 face

Another one!

Let’s have a weekend folks!

Some things don’t need to be posted on ur ig story

Double elimination plz

So that’s the last time I get espresso martinis at brunch

Not everybody needs to post cock it’s not required I promise

17 seasons in and we can’t find some talent?

Snow cuties!! ❄️❄️❄️ @jamesonfiah.bsky.social @tytacobell.bsky.social

Snow day tomorrow office is officially closed!

I used to be insufferable on the internet in my youth but now I work 10 hours a day without internet access and you’re semi spared

🧑‍🍳

Need time to stop

Going ✈️ Olive Garden

Some of the stuff people put on their public story is insane

Many people should try shutting up a little bit

So anyways, I got steak and lobster

Me on NYE if you even care

I don’t really wanna do the work today

Highlights from 2024: Going to Palm Springs for the first time! Going to Ptown for the first time! The best birthday I’ve ever her for my 30th! Anddddd @tytacobell.bsky.social moving to Atlanta!

I can’t stop saying “it’s for the birds” about things I don’t like

I tried Vanna White’s hot son’s chicken recipe and omfg it’s amazing

I just walked into my parent’s house from the airport and I shit you not my brother and father waited approximately 6 minutes before they started talking about Biden being the worst president in our nation’s history

Bluesky is a place to air my petty grievances

Getting tipsy at the Carrabba’s ATL airport bar by Lana Del Rey

Old people need their speaker phone capabilities disabled at the time of phone purchase

Whats with people blasting the heat when it’s cold outside? I thought we enjoyed 72… Do not invite me into your 80 degree car or home.

She looks like she’s about 2 or 3 feet tall. She’s old, she looks Iike she might be in her 70’s.

My 9am uber playing screamo…

She’s interrupting the sale of a sandwich I’m ordering

This app is kind of like if all the guys on Grindr who send you unsolicited nudes were in the same room

*slams desktop shut until 2025* “wait, shit!”

I literally have no idea what that headline says

If somebody kills me they deserve a perp walk as big as Luigi’s

Do not zoom in on my find my friends location I am likely in a drive thru

Why are we jumping violently

All the advancements in GMO technology and our bananas still have strings

3 days into 29 and I threw my back out… on the treadmill

Thinking about getting into film photography and making it an insufferable part of my personality for the next 6 months

Need a cute bf to split rent with

for my birthday I want attention and if I get a second wish it would be world peace

Brace urselves

People think I’m insane but I’m actually just a little crazy

I love Honey Dijon

Whatever happened to pretty privilege

You’re telling me a McDonald’s employee recognized him off that picture?? Sounds like a cover for government surveillance

Whatever happened to hey hello how are you

I’m coming over and I’m removing the facetune app from your phone