Found!

Dude, where’s my car Had it towed bc I have a flat and the repair shop sent me photos that…were not my car 😵😵😵

ITS FRIDAYYYYYY!!!! We made it

Me every year leading up to my birthday for no reason

Jus experienced an earthquake in Japan 😵😵😵😵😵😵

The new Demi deluxe is sooooo good

New Madonna & Sabrina song is out!

Only place I’ve seen sprite in Japan is McDonald’s and it tastes just like home ❤️🙇🏼‍♂️

My favorite thing about nightlife in other countries is their obsession with 2010s music 🤪

When I tell you I’ve been so fucked by jet lag while being in Japan

Moshi Moshi *\(^o^)/*

In Japan at a gay bar listening to a megamix of the Saturdays I’m in heaven

Asking every man who tells me they’re on peptides to spell it

Mata ne America!

I’M ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS

A margaritas might cure me

Damn they really gave her the suzi boot

I feel the beat I feel the beat it’s like a new religion

Making “open toes” by Kathrine McPhee the moment at the afters

I need more

release me by agnes. such a bop

Today is St. Patrick’s Day.

Truly fascinating watching the mentally unstable post their instability on social media

A verrrrry creative way to say the f word, Spotify 🫠

Hilary girl… where are the hooks????

I can see you’re terrified (still wanna fuck me!)

I-I-I-I might throw a fit, make you sick

How it feels after you get a haircut!

2007 🎶

Why does my 6 yo nephew have a newer phone than me?? What is going awnnn

Soon 🥰

Keep getting those emails from Netflix asking what I thought of the movie I fell asleep watching

I turn milk into butter, and butter into money and with the money honey I create the life that I LIKE!

Started industry on HBO…I’m intrigued.

Respect cardi so much more for dragging them to their face instead of waiting for squirrel talk lol

Not bluesky or this year but I use this phrase ironically all the time now

hey sis it’s christmas

Drinking wine to lower my anxiety before my sister and her family arrive 🥸

Idc idc Emily in Paris is always a fun escape of a watch

good morning it’s Sunday morning

Ordered pizza the other day and instead of the ORANGE Fanta I asked for they gave me strawberry ….that shit is NAAAAASTY

The morning show was…so boring this season? How is it already the finale and I feel like no story has happened

Meredith’s on Mars and we’re on Venus Mary Cosby please 🤣

I’m the only one who’ll love your sins 😈