It’s been a while

I’m so jealous of those meet cutes where one slid into others DMs on socials. Never goes anywhere for me so I usually don’t bother but I have a lot of crushes 🧐

Not this random girl catching me staring at cub trade at the gym and smirking at me 😩

Hey, what’s up?

In my 90s male vocals era for workout music. Kinda obsessed rn

Listening to iris by the goo goo dolls on repeat at the gym right thanks to that damn 90s trend thing on insta

Celebrating big butts this Valentine’s Day 💘

Remember when our biggest problem was an obviously fit guy calling himself fat/fluffy on here for attention? I miss those days

Those nights when nobody wanna text 😒

Instagram every few months: lemme just move around some buttons to piss everyone off

Wanna skip to the part of my life where I wake up everyday with a hot naked man in my bed

She loooks like she could be your dorter

Who up playing with their bobbies

See what happens when you don’t work with shitty people 😍😍

Democrats did well on election night, new Katy and Hillary, and headed to EDC with my besties!! 😍😍 so many good omens going into the weekend!

Never been so single I don’t even have any crushes 😂

I would appreciate it if yall would post more shirtless pics tyia

Los Angeles came out in droves. #NoKings

Men are so hot but I hate them

Okay soooooo…. Everyone hates circuit so why do we keep playing it

iPhone 17 battery is no better than 14 plus 😩

Can we bring back big hair

Anyone wanna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing

Who up pondering they orb

This Friday about to $20 me to death

Need to make some D.C. friends I love it here 😅

Surprisingly Trisha Paytas was my favorite performance from yesterday lol

Who up

In the words of our lord “chicken fingers, poppers, and gooning” - @trishapaytas.bsky.social

If there is a pride event you betta bet Betty Whomst gonna be there

Ready to see some *** ***** today

Here’s a handsome wedding pic if that helps

This was an invitation to slide into my dms

Need a cute cub bf tbh

Had a quad shot shaken espresso before my workout and suddenly my quiet Friday has turned into me hitting my friends up 😪

Creatine got me looking righttt

I hate deciding things why can’t someone do it for me 😔

Kinda annoys me that Lifetime not only uses PT for personal trainer but DPT for “dynamic personal trainer” 🙄🙄 big difference between a DPT and personal trainer lol

Had chicken pot pie for breakfast and lunch and about to have an air fried hot dog for dinner. Proper use of free will

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Still seeing so much shit about Katy but have barely seen anything about Kanye admitting to sucking off his cousin lol wonder why that is

I can tell 30s really are gonna be my prime 😌😏

Me anytime Katy Perry is trending

Ever want to go down the sewer slide after opening the front facing camera from a downward angle in the morning????? Because yeah

N-E ways Utopia was super fun! Sad to be back :(

I swear I’ve never worked somewhere that just expects you to keep working like everything is fine when they keep fucking up your paycheck 🤨🤨

Haha I’m so silly hope the ones that got to see enjoyed

I hate TSA especially Atlanta TSA they’re just a different breed of nasty

Rewatching Heroes and I forgot how much I love this show!!

Anyways hope to see some oomfies in Utopia!!