Never thought I'd see the Washington Post come out in favor of gay conversion therapy, but it's been a strange decade. I am not going to link to the unsigned Editorial Board article posted today, because I don't want to give Jeff Bezos the clicks. Just know it's an abomination.

Price Fountain in Philadelphia has a typo. 😳

It’s P’s birthday, but she’s working, leaving Jeff at home with nothing but his vapid glad-hand for company. Hence a new episode, with talk of acquisitions big (huge honkin’ Pentax zoom) and small (stealthy Casio wristcam). Plus the Prodigious Mailbag™ — tune in! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

My dad’s favorite Passover jokes (1/2): It’s Passover. Jewish lady’s been shopping for the Seder. She’s walking home, passes a blind homeless guy. She reaches into her bag, hands the man a piece of matzoh. Guy runs his fingers over it, says, who wrote this crap?

Unfinished mash-up. I’m sure someone can do this better than I have.

All of Peanuts digitally for $25, and a share of every purchase goes to help dogs! Git this thang!

I will not be celebrating π Day because 𝑒 Day on February 7th really kicked my ass.

Here are a bunch of Casio watch camera photos I secretly took of Will & Grace guest stars during my tenure with the show.

Episode Three of Twenty Good Summers is out now, and it's all about dating! Including how Paulina and I met on an app, and why, despite my dire dating profile, she clicked on it anyway. Tune in for all the fun! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Frederick Wiseman in 2015: www.avclub.com/frederick-wi...

For those of you who've been wondering, why would a former supermodel be interested in a guy like me: Here's the monologue I performed the other night which may explain why. youtu.be/hyROvHAKzJY

Fine essay about RENTAL FAMILY, one of my favorite (and one of the most woefully underseen) films of the year.

I'd like to call your attention to a gifted musician who died yesterday.

Unbelievable.

Let's take it to the stage! Gang, I'll be performing at the Library Girl pre-Valentine's show February 8th at the Ruskin Theatre in Santa Monica. Go here and scroll down. It may be revelatory! app.arts-people.com/index.php?sh...

Look! A new Heavenly album! ‘Highway To Heavenly’ is released on 27th February. Pre-order at our online store (below) or Bandcamp, or at any good record store.

It's a family tradition at the end of each year: picking a slew of charities we like and throwing a few shekels their way. Here's who we chose this year. Post your own — we always like learning about new causes to support!

Once again, to commemorate this joyous Christmas season, I give you Santa having sex with a cruise ship.

For Jane Austen's 250th birthday, I invite you to revisit the story of how Austen inspired the big Ross/Rachel turn at the end of Friends Season One. www.vulture.com/2014/12/ross...

#thanksgiving #thankful

Kimmel is back on Tuesday: DISNEY: "We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."

Reese Witherspoon unclear how seeds work

Ta-ta Hulu!

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Fawn Hall marrying Oliver North is nowhere near as surprising as her working the checkout counter at Book Soup in Hollywood. I saw her there all the time.

Scarcely a week goes by that I don't think of this chart, a YouGov survey of what Americans think is the size of various minority groups, versus the size they actually are. today.yougov.com/politics/art...

cc: @paulinaporizkova.bsky.social

Rest in peace Danielle Spencer, a.k.a....

It's forty years since My Real Weird Science Project Week! gizmodo.com/celebrating-...

In memory of the mighty Tom Lehrer, one of the great American artists of the 20th century, who departed this poisonous pigeon park yesterday at age 97, here are my brothers and me performing "The Elements."

I have the honor of setting down a few thoughts in words about one of the most important musical figures in my life. May he rest in the knowledge that he gave voice to sentiments many struggle to express.

Listen one thing I'm a genius about it putting the link to the article in the first tweet. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

I wrote about Colbert for the Guardian. It started out talking about the politics, but then it just became a sort of love letter for late night television.

Fifty years ago today: The greatest American comedy movie, and the greatest comedy movie about America.

Finally an app I can bitch at techcrunch.com/2025/07/09/j...

You gotta read this — it's the ultimate JJ Abrams story, with an audio treat at the end. Beyond brilliant.

I had a li'l chat with ChatGPT

This is a tremendously good interview with a tremendously good actor. I read it twice. It's incredible.

It would be far better if they knighted him so he could be Sir Irsay.

On July 10, 2021 I saw Sandra Oh and my reaction was her last name.

Oh, man — first Sly Stone, then Brian Wilson. Hug your rock icons tonight at bedtime, people. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

In hindsight, it is hard to fathom what the fuzz was all about, but Swansea Sound have managed to pinpoint the differences between the two with glee. Bonus points for the fuzzy guitar and on point drums. www.herecomestheflood.com/2025/06/swan... @skepwax.bsky.social @swanseasound.bsky.social

Tip: say the name of the product out loud a few times before committing to it. www.macrumors.com/2025/06/05/h...

Happy 80th birthday to Pete Townshend, the original role model for big-nosed sensitive types who prefer to speak through other people and instruments.

Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable. The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found': www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

The Thick Of It From the Vaults: Now wirh even fuller, more uncensored facts. First aired on BBC4, 20 years ago next Monday. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

@tisserand.bsky.social Seen in St. Louis Cemetery No. 1 in New Orleans. Relative of yours?

My pitch: HAM BOX