It’s me, big fan of Life Saving Gun. #Phish

This would have never happened with the OG 📢 (8/17/96). 7/17/26, Raleigh, NC #phish

4 song 2nd set, 4 song encore. Love these goofs. #Phish

Thank you for not making me ask when the last Hood set 2 opener was, Scott. Saves me the embarrassment.

Opening the second set with Harry Hood is strong. #Phish

So a jammed out Character Zero in the 2 slot is cool. I love how any tune is now a potential jam vehicle. #Phish

This Wedge is bodacious #Phish

If they somehow circle back & finish Melt, I’m gonna lose my shit. #Phish

What a fucking segue😳 Sand>It’s Ice! #Phish

Phish covering Prince is always cool.

I cannot wait to listen to that Simple again. #phish

Malort representing in Wisconsin.

Downtown Madison is cool and stupid at the same time.

Let’s get weird!!!

This might be my new favorite pregame spot for the United Center.

Coming from the most corrupt Administration in American history, this is an honor I'll treasure forever.

I’m fulfilling a childhood dream by seeing Weird Al tonight. And this dude is opening for him. youtu.be/VBmCJEehYtU?...

Get your shit together, Beef a Roo! You’re embarrassing Rockford… which is tough to do!!

Chloe & a Coors Light😊

So I just learned the City Manager of Arlington Heights is Randy Recklaus. Dude was gifted an amazing WWE name but went into government.

Total Arsenal dude bro at the bar just about threw a stool after that.

I’m drinking beer on my balcony while listening to dork rock (currently “Lincoln” by They Might Be Giants) like most 50 year olds.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

This has to be A. The price must be viewed as an essential term of the contract.

Top Nun

Here’s the question. Sorry I’m dumb, @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social @cornellhockeyfan.bsky.social

I believe the answer is C. Solicitation is the crime, and has already been satisfied by the agreed upon amount in exchange for the crime being committed. I hope I’m right, @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social @cornellhockeyfan.bsky.social

Of course I post a pic of my pizza from Uno’s and my St Louis idiot friends are berating me.

Union Station pidgins don’t give a fuck.

Don’t care if it’s cliche… Pizzeria Uno is the mofo GOAT.

Love me some Stocks & Blondes.

Celebrating my dismissal from jury duty.

I can’t wait to listen to that Simple again. #Phish

Didn’t Fox already get sued for a billion dollars for this lie? Or did we dream that?

Im forcing my clubs to watch #TheMaster so they get the idea of what good golf shots look like.

A high school buddy has lived in Seattle with his wife for about 25 years now. They’re interesting cats, to say the least. They volunteer at this non-profit theatre which promotes indy & local films. I love their upcoming fest…

I love that @wgntv.com has kids step dancing to Shipping Up to Boston.

Ohhhhhhhh. Yeah that makes a lot more sense, @stephruhle.bsky.social

I’m sorry for laughing so fucking hard at this…

“A Mighty Wind” is on Netflix and I’m very happy.

If you have yet to see “Brian and Charles,” do so. I can’t believe this film has been out for three years and I just now heard of it.

This motherfucker took me seven weeks, but it’s so bad ass. I’m going to position it next to Notre Dame just for fun. #Lego

Terry's farewell to WSCR www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

For all the silliness, Terry was a teacher. He did a lot of hard work and when he failed, told you. Terry helped raise a lot of sports dummies in to less dumb sports dummies. I will miss him terribly. Rest easy, Terry. You deserve peace.

God Speed, Terry. Chicago lost an icon.

By Cracky!

Found this going thru some of my dad’s old stuff. If you know your Greek alphabet, you can figure out which fraternity he joined. Here’s a hint, their most famous alum is Orville Redenbacher, and that just cracks me up.

JUST BEAR THE FUCK DOWN

Go Bears. Fuck the Packers. Abolish ICE.