Bluesky political discourse:

There’s nothing wrong with falling for ragebait. you’re not holier or austere for resisting it, embrace the animalistic nature of your self. Be angry

melania should cheat on trump with joe call it riden on this dick

my great great great grandfather would have been 309 years old today god bless gone too soon RIP in peace

When I was little I got lost at the grocery store and this guy told me that he was king of America and made me swear an oath of fealty to him and I’ve honored that ever since

as someone who lives off brainrot 2021 era memes were so bad it had me on life support

knowing my history i’m due a nightmare about scp 096 soon

You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

If Biden really does have dementia we should’ve just told him DJT is actually Cornpop in disguise, he’d have gotten the chain and none of this would be happening

The Peshay Studio set is amongst the greatest sets/mixes of all time, certainly one of the best or perhaps the best Jungle set ever done. Not only does it feature some of the most brilliant atmospheric jungle songs ever, it's become iconic too. youtu.be/JK8ilaPZbKE?...

What's next, armbands?

throwing a supermarket trolley into a canal not because i’m a scumbag junkie but because i’m being ironic and doing it for the bit

just built an ice wall around my enemies house. call it a flat cos i’m going to be feeding you earth when u bite this pavement

marx & engels would've gone hard as a 90s drum and bass duo name

nautica malone did more to prevent suicides than guidance counsellors ever did

i’ve killed more terraria slimes than the amount of times i’ve told my mother i love her

been a while since i’ve been in a ballpit

The federal government in America is under the control of the Enclave from fallout.

If she’s your girl, why does she smell like the frankincense of my altar?

This is the ELIANAHOOD and you ARE welcome 💯

My wedding will be held virtually on survive and kill the killers in area 51 on roblox

check ur pockets bae i want the money give it to me no im not joking this is a robbery now empty them thanks im gonna spend this money on fent ur so generous

I actually am that person who recommends operating systems to friends

Voracious feral badgers are tearing us apart.

Never watching Doc Mcstuffins again.

thesis: reality has no inherent meaning antithesis: reality has some meaning to us as humans synthesis: we as humans create and embody our own meaning

''De-radicalisation'' is the deep state's term for conditioning you out of your ideology, when they don't believe it fits in the correct political framework. They want everyone to conform to the same uniform belief system.

youtu.be/4hoE-cW6CqU?... This is sublime

I just dont hornypost because theres a thousand hornyposters out there and only one of me

This tweet is an original Eliana. ™️

my mom just made enchiladas. like thanks for the cultural appropriation bitch

Leaving a sticky surprise for the next lucky reader of green eggs and ham at my local library

We Slay-d for Queen Von 💅

Community, Identity, Stability

Pulling up to this venue rn with my portable telephone…this date is gonna be lit. The 1920s are looking up 🔥🔥

my dad bill jobs is ceo of apple soft and he will send ur roblox account to the fucking sun if you dont stop spawn killing me in work at a pizza place

Just bought 500 spears off temu so me and my friends can set up this phalanx we've been talking about

Getting a tattoo in Chinese that says : “I’m not just some dumb foreigner. I asked for this”

I feel like I have to admit this because it's been weighing on me awhile but back in like 2021 I eat a couple NFTs and they never left me

Just eat a babybel and drunk half a Fruit Shoot. So yeah, I'm hyper.

There’s a voter out there who’s like “ I don’t care about policy I just care about promises. If they promised they would do it, and they do it I’m in. If they promised they wouldn’t and they did, I’m out.”

Putting a linktree in my bio to look slutty

“Blight to ur potatoes name 5 British monarchs” js let my crop die bro 💔😭

Yeah Mansa Musa had like 500 billion dollars worth of gold in Mali like 700 years ago but he didn’t have a single AirPod and I do so tell me who’s richer

“I never see you at the club” Well I never see you under the bridge talking to the troll either

To all my future haters: I lived in the past and only the people of my time can judge me.

Tired of the chronically online political millenials trying to push the narrative that instagram reels is uncool. Im hooked to it like a widow replaying the last voicemail from their dead husband I smoke that shii like a drug

I got a FAT property in egypt,,, yes I can throw it back, stop asking…